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All he knows is that he woke up in his old New York apartment alone with his phone claiming it was 2014, and his next thoughts were a flurry of “what the actual fuck” and “I need to find Patrick.”
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threw out our cloaks and our daggers by 5ambreakdown for patrckbrewer (magnificentbanes)
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
14 Feb 2022
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5 times patrick experiences a new home on his own, and one time he doesn't have to.
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Chuckling, David pecks one more kiss on his adorably creased forehead. In what David thinks is response, Patrick’s hands land heavily in his chest with a muted thump.
“David,” he breathes, eyes raking over the expanse of his chest. And it’s rude, because there’s nothing David can do about that except try to pry his fiancés hands off of him, which is the exact opposite of what he wants at nearly all times. Before he can though, hands already wrapped around his wrists, Patrick says with a soft reverence David’s never heard from him, “You’re so shiny, babe, and- and sparkly, holy fuck you’re so sparkly.”
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David’s hand comes to cover both of his, because he knows Patrick with a depth and hunger no one else prior thought was ever necessary; like he understands intimately that Patrick has always been quickly regarded a certain way, a way that no one thought was worth a second glance, nothing more hiding under the surface. But David knew, saw the shape of everything simmering under Patrick’s skin, and he wanted more.
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“You’re gonna stretch the fabric!” David hisses, though no real bite to it considering he follows easily.
Patrick tightens his arm around David’s waist, his hand wandering beneath the shirt and seeking shower-clean skin. Nosing along the bit of collarbone that’s exposed and conveniently placed in front of him, he says, “It’s my shirt.”
“Yes,” David says. “And it’s about time you learned proper fabric care.”
He nips at the skin in front of him, soothing it over with a kiss. “Yet here you are, in my shirt.”
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17 stand alone jukebox prompts based off of taylor swift's folklore.
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short one shots that are rarely proofread, written in my phone, and that probably distracted me from whatever writing project i’m supposed to be working on.
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you can send prompts/fic requests here 💜
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“I wish I wasn’t watching it all happen from behind the desk,” Stevie had said, and now she’s gotten what she wished for.
The motel burns down. Stevie and Twyla go for a drive.
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21 Dec 2021
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When Patrick stands up, David is already sprinting past him; his long legs, clad in black athletic joggers, striding smoothly across the dirt of the infield until he reaches second base. The muscles of David’s back shift under his white t-shirt, and the mid-afternoon sunlight casts highlights and shadows that accentuate the pull of the fabric across David’s broad shoulders and the loose fit at his trim waist. It takes Patrick a moment to react and run after him, heading towards third on legs that he knows are strong and powerful, but not nearly as graceful as David’s. As he turns to face Patrick, David hurls a throw so fast and strong Patrick almost misses it.
Or, a college AU in which David Rose is just really fucking good at baseball.
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11 Oct 2021
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David starts a queer book club. He doesn't anticipate Patrick joining, who is full of very incorrect opinions about literature.
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11 Aug 2021
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“You won’t even think about it?”
“I just don’t want you to inevitably have to divorce me when you find out how truly ill-equipped I am to be outdoors. I would miss you terribly.”
“What if I send you a link to the campground’s website to have a look, and ask for it to be my one and only birthday gift this year.”
“Your one and only birthday gift? You want nothing else than to sleep with your outdoors-averse husband in a tent overnight? Nothing else at all?”
“That is correct.”
David takes a moment, and for a very brief second hates how much and how apparently unconditionally he loves Patrick.
“Please send me the link, I will think about it.” He holds a finger up to Patrick’s delighted face. “I will think about it.”
“That’s all I ask.”*****
David does not do the outdoors. Until he does.
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09 Aug 2021
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The Town Council of Schitt's Creek has put on a summer series of workshops and demonstrations by local craftsmen and women to promote local business. David and Patrick decide to attend as many as they can, including Jake's woodworking workshop.
Patrick can't tell if all woodworking is this thirsty, or if it's just Jake.
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06 Aug 2021