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Twitter is dead to me so trying to find a single new place to house all of the silly OFMD fanart I’ve drawn over the years and moving forward.
(Won’t include anything imbedded in other fics. May include little thoughts/ideas I had while drawing.)
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The good news is there’s a banana tree.
(There’s also a coconut tree but Ed’ll start eating his own fucking toes before he spends any amount of time cracking fucking coconuts open.)
The bad news is there’s also a siren.
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- Part 3 of AUgust 2024
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A collection of fics too short to justify posting on their own.
Chapter 8
There’s something really beautiful about Stede in the sun. The whole goddamned world shining alongside him. In the sea. In the sand.
He’s golden with it all. Blotchy burned skin still managing to glitter like any of it.
Ed can’t help himself, while they’re treading water just outside the shallows and Stede’s splashing him and there’s laughter and seagulls. Can’t help but lunge for him, drag them both under. Can’t help but push his salty lips against Stede’s, giggling out a million little bubbles — the only real noise in the purgatory of open ocean.
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“You will feel a little better in the morning, Anton,” he says, his brown eyes briefly golden and a flush spreading pretty across his cheeks where the blood begins to flow. Anton’s still sort of floating. Dumbly, he says:
“Thanks mate but all this’ll be out of my system in an hour or so.”
“Not the hangover.”
“Oh.”
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Fairy Lights by 515253545, ghostalservice (plantainleaf)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
28 Aug 2024
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Stede cracks one eye open, just a bit, because if there is a bird in his apartment, it’s probably frightened, and don’t frightened birds try to nest in your hair? Or something?
Anyway. He doesn’t want to spook it further, so he just peels one eye open. Just a bit. And—
Stede freezes, doesn’t move, doesn’t breathe.
There’s a tiny man on his coffee table.
He’s sitting beside Stede’s abandoned teacup, and he’s fussing with something in his hands—oh! It’s a ring, big enough that he could wear it as a belt! He’s struggling with it a bit, dragging it across the table, and he drops it with a clatter just as he passes the corner of the still-quietly-playing turntable.
“Fuck,” he murmurs in a shockingly human-sounding—if quiet—voice, and then his head whips around and he’s looking at Stede.
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It's 1976, Stede Bonnet's just moved to Paris, and there's a fairy in his house. Words by Lis, glorious art by Mint!
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- Part 2 of Lis's AUgust 2024 Art Collabs!
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Lis's AUgust 2024 Art Collabs! by 515253545, Butter_Ball, gayjeris, GayWatson, ghostalservice (plantainleaf), loopslip, stedesmoth
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Sep 2024
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Splish!verse by 515253545, ghostalservice (plantainleaf)
Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
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formation displays of affection by MovesLikeBucky, OuidaMForeman
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Apr 2023
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Crowley enjoys his lot in life as a lounge singer at a queer club in the far flung future. It's in his programming, after all. Units like him are made to be charming and witty, virtuosos of instrumentation with a voice as sweet and supple as honey.
But an invitation from his dear friend and co-worker, Aziraphale, the bartender, has him wondering if maybe his emotions don't stop where his programmed code ends.
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23 Aug 2024
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It Came From Outer Space! by ghostalservice (plantainleaf) for 515253545
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
15 May 2024
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Stede's UFO boards are ablaze with news of a light in the sky.
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14 May 2024
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Code and Tutorial for a 2020-style reddit post.
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Dash Yourself Upon the Rocks by triedunture for pinehutch
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Jun 2022
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“The expedition on which we are about to embark will be perilous. Some of us may not make it back. Some of us— Ah, yes, Frenchie?”
“Yeah, I was wondering.” Frenchie lowered his hand. “Are we even sure the Kraken really exists?”
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Captain Stede Bonnet is on a hunt for the famed Kraken of legend. He doesn't find what he expects--in fact, Ed finds him first.
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“I moved to a new flat because I’ve just walked out on my wife of twenty five years. And our two children. Without telling them. Well, I left a letter, but it was brief.”
I started to think he’d hung up. Then he said “go on”.
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A preposterous AU with a preposterous meet cute. Featuring Ed's terribly named sex shop, Stede being a proud ally of the LGBT community and surprisingly tame sex given the premise. Unbetaed.
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- Part 1 of Baddy Zaddy