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    Being Tim Drake-Wayne’s trophy husband and full-time sugar baby was hard work, but not without its benefits. Kon had gotten very used to getting whatever he wanted with Tim around. Clothes, tuition money.

    Babies.

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    07 Jan 2025

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    Tim Drake had absolutely no intentions of ever becoming anyone's sugar daddy when he met Superboy.

    This would have worked out better for him if Superboy had ever had an actual legal identity or an actual legal guardian or just . . . literally anything whatsoever in life. Ever. At all.

    Just a bank account, even.

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    08 Nov 2024

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    10 YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS holy
    Fucking shit oh my fucking god

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    “Oh yeah, hmmm, I'll put that on the to-do list once Batman forges all the paperwork for him and stuff,” Billy says, making a mental note to himself. Then he remembers what he should actually be prioritizing at the moment and immediately turns his full attention to Superboy with an encouraging smile. “Um! So, anyway! Hi, I'm Captain Marvel, it's nice to meet you, Superboy. What's your name? Nobody in the League knew when I asked. I mean, if that's not rude, I don't know if you want Kid Flash and his parents to know it or if you're even ready to tell me yet, sorry, maybe I shouldn't actually have asked.”

    “. . . uh,” Superboy says, looking even more bemused. “It’s Superboy.”

    “. . . oh, okay, so we're just starting totally from scratch here, huh,” Billy realizes, repressing a little wince.

    “Very much so, yes,” Mrs. West says, looking resigned.

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    06 Jan 2025

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    4 !!!!!!!!!!

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    The Dowlings miraculously need a nanny and a gardener at the same time, and Aziraphale suggests they flip for it. Crowley takes one moment to picture Aziraphale nannying anyone and calls dibs. It’s not that Aziraphale’s terrible with humans, he’s just, well. Terrible with humans. Truly, truly terrible.

    He doesn’t want to deal with Aziraphale getting metaphorically guillotined or kicking up security’s paranoia, basically. A gardener can be a little odd, and no one will notice or care. Except Warlock, perhaps, as the only other person with any real reason to spend much time out on the lawn, but Warlock’s the one they want noticing so that’ll be fine, Crowley’s sure.

    Even if it does make him cringe a little, leaving Aziraphale in charge of the plants.

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    06 Jan 2025

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    I’m fucking screaming

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    Galinda felt like one of those tortured heroines in her romance novels: Forced to choose between her two great loves. Except, well, what if she didn't have to choose? Now, all she has to do is convince Elphaba and Fiyero that they should all be romantically involved. Just one little problem: Those two hardly even know each other!

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    04 Jan 2025

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