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celebrations (and similarities) by 324b2fun
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
15 Dec 2024
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Despite now being a mother, Agatha didn’t think much about Mother’s Day, but Rio did.
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After a bad snowstorm, CEO Agatha Harkness gets stuck in the small town of Westview during the Christmas season. As she counts down the days until she can leave this town, Agatha finds herself drawn to its residents, especially Dr. Rio Vidal, and soon discovers more about herself and what she really wants in life.
AKA, the Hallmark Christmas Movie AU.
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acclimating (in due time) by 324b2fun
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
11 Dec 2024
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It’s finally time for Nicky to start attending school, and needless to say, it’s an adjustment for Agatha and Rio.
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When Agatha signs on to do a long-awaited sequel to one of her beloved movies, she thinks it'll be an easy check and a chance to reminisce on her youth. Little does she realize her past has come back to bite her in the ass, primarily in the form of one Rio Vidal.
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Agatha bared her teeth as she spotted the hand cupping her head in the photo along with the marks left along Rio’s body. What was most infuriating was the accompanying text that read: agnes was way more fun than you.
Or, thanks to a photo Rio texts her, Agatha finds out exactly what she'd been up to as Agnes and decides to get even.
Inspired by @evgar_'s art and idea!
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Collection of modern AU stories, focused on the Targaryen siblings and their (good) relationships with each other.
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Carol (Khan) Danvers by 324b2fun
Fandom: Captain Marvel (2019), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Ms. Marvel (TV 2022), The Marvels (Movie 2023)
28 Nov 2023
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Ms. Porter & Ms. Kennard by 324b2fun
Fandom: The L Word (TV 2004), The L Word: Generation Q (TV)
22 Feb 2023
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After Agatha claws her way out of the Scarlet Witch’s distorted spell, vulnerable and weak and shattered, Rio picks her wife up and takes her home, like she’s a stray cat she’s saving from the streets. She scratches and spits and fights the entire time. Death loves her all the more for it.
aka: an au where our two semi-divorced disaster lesbian witches sort out their shit, deep in the new england woods, while one of them recovers from a traumatic mind-control spell and the other is an immortal cosmic entity struggling with the idea of letting go.
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14 Dec 2024
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“I don’t have sex.”
Agatha’s face screwed up somewhere between delight and incredulity, “You don’t ever?” She scoffed, “As in you’ve never at all? How long have you been here?”
“Since the inception of life itself.”
“And you’ve never fucked?” The way she said it, it did sound a little stupid, “What do you do to pass the time?”
“I scare children,” Death shifted in her chair, still rubbing at the skin of one hand with the other. No wonder Agatha had nowhere to live, she thought. She was unbearable. “Amongst other things.”
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Upon meeting Death, Agatha takes it upon herself to educate her on some of the finer points of being human.
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07 Dec 2024
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“Vidal,” Agnes says, twirling her stake between her fingers. Her voice carries over the empty cemetery, disturbing the chorus of crickets. “Don’t tell me you’re visiting your own grave. That’s just sad.”
Vidal grins. Her pointed teeth catch the moonlight. “Oh, please,” she says, brushing a bit of dirt from the name carved into the gravestone. “I wouldn’t be caught dead dying in this town. I’m just checking up on one of the locals.”
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Before guest-starring as Agent Vidal in Agatha's cop drama, Rio plays along for a few of Agatha's other TV-inspired delusions.
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06 Dec 2024
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She reaches her hands towards Agatha, hovers over the first wound, on her thigh, when Agatha knocks away her palm.
“No.” Agatha’s eyes meet hers, something deadly coiled within her gaze. “With your mouth.”
Rio’s breath shivers out of her, her heart skipping a beat in her chest. “W-what?”
“You heard me.” Agatha tilts her head, eyes never leaving Rio’s. “Or has it been so long that you’ve forgotten how to follow orders?”
Swallowing, Rio shakes her head. But she doesn’t understand. Why would Agatha want that? After a century of silence, after making her hatred clear, why would Agatha want Rio’s mouth on her?
AKA Agatha and Rio, from the very beginning, until the end. My version of filling in the gaps of their history.
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25 Nov 2024
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someday we will all be lying on our backs (free at last from income tax) by paddingtonfan69
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
29 Nov 2024
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They’re staring at each other over the now evenly stacked forms at the table. Agatha’s mask has fully slipped and Rio is fascinated by what’s underneath it, an unruly sort of anger, a sharp passion. Agatha looks like she wants to tear Rio from limb to limb. And Rio, god help her, would probably let her.
“Moving on to property taxes…”
“Jesus fucking Christ,” Agatha lets out. “Don’t you have a life?”
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Rio is the best IRS agent in her field. Agatha refuses to pay her taxes. A love story for the ages.
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23 Nov 2024