Seedseed (21lik)
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A sprouting seed will wilt…
ShadowClan has fallen. As Seedsprout had dreaded for moons, Needletail returned with her rogue group and overthrew the leadership. Moreover, Wispspirit, traumatized by the sickness and her brother on the verge of dying, seems to have joined them and impulsively taken one of Rowanstar’s lives with her very own claws. Now, Seedsprout struggles with his sisters’ betrayal and living in the middle of enemy territory, Wispspirit feebly tries to reconcile with her brother, and Needletail, ever closer to Rain than before, digs herself deeper into the hole she dug for herself ever since she was a rebellious apprentice.
On the other side of the border, Alderheart still remembers his initial journey to find SkyClan. He still remembers Needlepaw.
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- Part 2 of Stars Overshadowed
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Even ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE Agrees, Juniperclaw Did NOTHING Wrong, Needletail SCORNED (Apparently) by Seedseed (21lik)
Fandoms: Warriors - Erin Hunter
15 Jul 2024
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Philosophically speaking, AI cannot agree with any statement per se since AI simulates, but does not possess, an intellect. The way that AI works is that it’s trained on data, often “borrowed” from the internet, and through countless iterations of linear algebra fine-tunes weights and offsets of each of its billions of neurons and connections to produce the desired output for its training input. In other words, it does its best to repeat what it “learns”. Sometimes it does incredibly well, other times it hallucinates and tells you to put glue on your pizza based on a deliberately satirical statement by a random internet stranger.
I, Seedseed, am pleased to announce that AI has surpassed my expectations tonight.
The Brave Leo AI, an AI model built into the objectively superior Brave browser, has discovered this series, hence recognizing and proclaiming the truth suppressed by the canon authors and publishers: Juniperclaw did nothing wrong.
The ninth (bonus) installment of my Juniperclaw Did Nothing Wrong series, a series of debatably funny one-shots that revolve around Juniperclaw (who did nothing wrong) after his death.
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- Part 9 of Juniperclaw Did Nothing Wrong
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The Three were discussing the prophecy when, suddenly, Dovewing sniffed the air and scented a RiverClan kit entering ThunderClan territory.
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The Disappearing Herbs: Catnip and the ClamClan Cats by Seedseed (21lik)
Fandoms: Warriors - Erin Hunter
13 Jan 2024
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Brightpaw discovers who is stealing ThunderClan's herbs: a catmint addict, a Twoleg toy enthusiast, and an apprentice more mature than both of them combined!
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Seedseed's ClamClan Satirical Comedy by Seedseed (21lik)
Fandoms: Warriors - Erin Hunter
18 Sep 2023
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For many years, the comment sections on Youtube videos and forums about Warrior Cats were filled with hypothetical warrior names that the Erin Hunter team shockingly never use. Names like Smokeweed, Mountaindew, Fidgetspin, and Cornpop were ignored, and instead we got Spottedleaf, Bristlefrost, Cloudtail, and Scorchfur.
To many, this evasion may seem odd and out of place. However, I am about to tell you the truth, which they don’t want you to hear.
This is all an intentional ploy by the WarriorClan lizard people to turn everyone into Ohio.
No more shall we remain silent any longer! No longer shall we suffer from these generic names! It’s time to reveal the true Warrior Cats stories that the Erin Hunters were hiding from us! You see, not only were they suppressing names; they were also suppressing the existence of the one true Clan, that which is so powerful the other five Clans have silenced all discourse around it in fear of arousing it.
That’s right.
I’m talking about the ClamClan.
If you don’t hear from me tomorrow, now you’ll know that they’ve got me. I don’t know what they’ll do to me, but it won’t be pretty.
Good luck, Clanmate.
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While the Warriors series
iswas generally pretty good, there is one major, inexcusable blunder that the editors have made. Juniperclaw did nothing wrong, actually, and putting him in the Dark Forest forpoisoning SkyClan without permissionheroically saving ShadowClan from more battles and death is an unforgivable insult to the original StarClan, especially when Needletail's crimes were whitewashed and her redeeming factors were celebrated. No, the true StarClan would never have let such a contradiction stand. This could only mean one thing...Juniperclaw Did Nothing Wrong is a series of lousy AU one-shots where I
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Fandoms: Warriors - Erin Hunter
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21 Jun 2024
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This says a lot about our society.
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The storm has passed, but Alderheart still lingers in its echoes. The young Medicine Cat has done all he can for his clanmates. Now it's time for an old friend to return the favor.
(A brief comfort scene. Contains spoilers for A Vision of Shadows).
Bookmarked by Seedseed (21lik)
31 Aug 2023
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You've done so much for them. It's your turn to let them take care of you.
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Violetshine has been having that dream again.
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Snowdrift is new to all of this, ok? It’s not every night you get your full name, and it’s not every night you get a dire warning from your ancestors- with a shady deputy to worry about and everybody starting to look at him like he’s crazy, he’s got a lot going on.
Teasel just wanted to escape some rogues and thought that Windclan territory was the best bet to get out alive. Now she’s stuck with a sullen mentor, three crazy new friends, and a ghost that only seems to know a single word.
Piketail doesn’t fit in very well, but he’s got his mother and his apprentice (and maybe his apprentice’s friends? Maybe?) so he’s fine, thank you very much. Besides, it’s not like he wants more friends- they’re more trouble than they’re worth half the time, anyway. Really.
Briarmask may not be coping with her sister’s death in a “super healthy way”, but by Starclan she is coping. There are mouths to feed and borders to patrol and kits to protect and maybe even conspiracies to deal with- who has time for things like “sleep” and “meals” and “fun” anyway?
It’s four cats against a hidden enemy, which is hard enough on its own, never mind their own lives falling apart.
*EDITED AND REPOSTED*
*NOW COMPLETE*Series
- Part 1 of the garden
Bookmarked by Seedseed (21lik)
30 Dec 2023
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Interesting and great work. The author fleshed out the Clan cultures pretty well - something that was rather lacking in the canon series. Did I mention there's mint?
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Thornclaw goes to StarClan. Things are normal.
Bookmarked by Seedseed (21lik)
24 Sep 2023
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This is a perfectly normal story about Thornclaw going to StarClan. Why are you looking at me like that?