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Strange Plumage by Thenakedcat for idiopathicsmile
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Dec 2019
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When she settled down in Tadfield as the Official Village Witch, Anathema expected that she'd have to give some teens The Talk and maybe keep a stash of condoms on hand above and beyond what she and Newt required for personal use.
Of COURSE the Ineffable Idiots would confront her with a far more complicated problem: how do two newly-freed celestial deskslaves have angelic intercourse without risking an unplanned (and quite possibly unprecedented) pregnancy?
The answer will require all her talents as a witch and a herbalist, sterling emotional support from her boyfriend, and enough tequila to drown a burro.
Written as a follow-up to Idiopathicsmile's amazing nesting fic Birds of a Feather.
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16 Dec 2024
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“Isn’t this nice?” says Aziraphale with badly feigned casualness the next time Crowley stops by for a late night drink.
Crowley is all set to reply, words lined up in his mouth waiting to go, when Aziraphale adds,
“I mean, all of the books and furniture and bottles of wine and things?”
Aziraphale nests. Crowley relearns some crucial facts about angelic courtship rituals.
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15 Dec 2024
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CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.***
Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.
But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?
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15 Dec 2024
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An Angel who did not so much Fall In Love as Settle Into It Gradually by TheLadyZephyr
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
01 Jul 2019
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Crowley was standing in the middle of the room, hands in his pockets, looking a little lost. Aziraphale eyed the distance between them. Five steps. Five steps, and six thousand years, and a battlefield spanning an eternity.
The story of the little moments over the millennia that shape an angel’s regard for a demon, and the way he slowly, with great reluctance but inevitable surety, falls in love.
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12 Dec 2024
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such surpassing brightness by bibliocratic
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
12 Feb 2019
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The revelation that Aziraphale might have been in love with him for thousands of years is surprising. The fact that literal books have been written on the subject comes as even more of a shock.
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12 Dec 2024