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    “Is this some kind of joke?” Wade squinted at the golden card that Weasel held between his middle and index finger. “Who the fuck is Spider-Man?”

    “Some hot shot vigilante who pissed off some rich dude.” Weasel tossed the card at him when he didn't take it. “Take the damn job Wade, I can’t take too much more of your drunken moping. You haven't moved in three days, the smell is bad for business.”

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    Team Red’s beginnings are rocky to say the least.

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    24 Jun 2023

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    Peter gets put in charge of a summer camp for small children is not filled with jubilance; things take a turn for the worse, however, when Peter’s identity is accidentally compromised in a fight by a supervillain. (gen, One-shot) (#2 companion piece to "If Lost, Please Return to Peter")

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    11 Jun 2023

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    “What’s the matter with you?” he asked.

    “Uh…” Peter quickly took stock. “Dislocated shoulder, I’m pretty sure. The whole left side of my face. I might have a concussion. I just woke up in a stranger’s bed in clothes that aren’t mine, and I’m failing English. On top of that, I’ll probably need therapy for the rest of my life-”

    Beardy raised a hand to stop him. “Hilarious, Bub. I meant what’s a dumb preteen doing looking for fights in back-alleys?”

    “That’s actually a longer story,” Peter answered. “Like, three crappy movies with at least two reboots long. Are you sure you want to hear all that?”

    Beardy’s eye twitched. “Name?”

    “Peter.”

    “There,” he said, “Was that so hard?”

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    03 Jun 2023

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    May Parker dies without a will or any written plans for her nephew. Tony thinks he can’t raise a teenager. So Peter is placed in foster care. Things seem okay at first. But when Tony stops hearing from Peter, he assumes the kid is angry with him.

    Foster care isn’t evil. But the workers are over stressed and resources are spread too thin. The system isn’t designed to protect an enhanced kid with a secret identity. When unhappy teenagers disappear, it’s assumed they ran away.

    Spider-Man is captured by an evil organization, with the intent of unlocking the secrets of his powers. But his abductors weren’t prepared for the masked superhero to be just a kid. Their code of ethics prevents them from killing a child, so they decide to raise him.

    Peter is confused by his captors. They subject him to medical torture. But they also lavish him with all the care and affection he desperately needs. Escape seems impossible, but even if he had the chance, would he take it?

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    01 Jun 2023

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    Just a bunch of stories that happen to come from the same, made-up universe I created to avoid the actual canon of the MCU. Enjoy!

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    31 May 2023

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