Gifts for 1001cranes
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Pidge is a fully funded post-doc, 100% effort on their two-year DARPA grant. She's fucking adult who can use Microsoft Excel, and she can't be the only one who can in this lab.
"Get Keith to do it," Lance says through a mouth of pasta.
"No," Keith says.
"Keith has no idea what the rest of us are doing," Pidge says.
"He can use Excel!" Hunk says. "I saw him open it once!"
"Yes," Keith says scathingly. "I'm not an animal."
Pidge sighs. "Do you want me to ask Shiro to do it?"
Silence settles over the lab. Silence, except for the coffee maker, cheerily percolating and oblivious.
"Yeah, okay, no," Hunk says. "I'll do the report."
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An Attentive Man by AuntieClimactic for 1001cranes
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
31 Aug 2018
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“That…” Jon tries in that breathlessly awkward way of his. “That was…”
Tim raises an eyebrow. “Amazing? Life-changing? The best you’ve ever had?”
“Filthy,” Jon finishes snidely. “What is on your shirt?”
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One of his garbled streams of conciousness
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 512
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 12
- Hits:
- 120
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Summary: What kind of vampire would turn a kitten? And really, how does Stiles cope?
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5 times clint thought nat was born in 1984 & 1 time they talked about captain america in bed by Anonymous for 1001cranes
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Hawkeye (Comics), Black Widow (Comics), Marvel 616
11 Dec 2014
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Clint stalled with his hand on her bra clasp and his mouth on her throat. "I'm pretty sure you were in elementary school when I went to prom."
"Please," Natasha said, "I never went to elementary school, and you didn't go to prom."
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Peter's waited a long time for something so fine as Stiles.
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- Part 1 of Forsaking All Others
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“I have to fuck that tree,” he tells Scott and Allison at lunch. The cafeteria is packed but Stiles doesn’t bother to keep his voice down.
“Okay,” Scott says. “Wait, what?” He’s been a little slow lately, but that’s forgivable. True Alphahood, darkness in his heart. Those things build up.
“The Nemeton,” Stiles says, rolling a tater tot around in ketchup. “I’m gonna put my dick in it.”
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Stiles isn't exactly sure why he came here.
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There's a lot of screaming going on inside the first house Stiles visits. He isn't really worried, because it sounds like kids, but then the door opens and hi, says his dick, because the dude in front of him is gorgeous, built like a god with a face like thunder. Stiles wants to lick that solid jaw line. Hold the fuck on, says his cop brain, because the dude's got kids hanging all over him; one's on his back, skinny legs looped around his waist, and another two hanging off one arm, toes barely brushing the ground. There's a tubby toddler clinging to his leg like a koala, and he's got a baby tucked into the crook of the one arm that doesn’t have kids hanging off it. Stiles' mouth drops open.
"How many of those kids did you kidnap?" he asks before he can wrangle his brain into submission.
The man gives him a look that says what the fuck is wrong with you and snaps, "You think I'd subject myself to this on purpose?"
"Oooh," says one of the kids hanging off his arm. "I'm telling Mom."
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"It shouldn't have affected Derek," Lydia says over the phone. "But maybe—because of your bond."
"What bond," Derek says.
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The mystery of the absent Hale brother was hardly a mystery at all until he appeared at last, set on taking up residence out in the woods.
(In which Derek is a hedgewitch. With a cat.)
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Derek Hale was resolutely staring at the table in the interrogation room he’d been sitting in for at least the last hour. Beacon Hills was pretty small-time, compared to New York, but he was fairly sure the wait had been a deliberate tactic and rather than not having trained staff on hand to carry out the interrogation.
Derek Hale has been arrested for his sister's murder.
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While at a BDSM club, Stiles finds an unlikely scene partner in Deucalion.
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Peter lets Stiles choke him.
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- Part 3 of Teen Wolf Drabbles
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The residents of Beacon Hills were safe.
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When Derek Hale went away to college and came back six and a half years later with a degree in psychology (instead of one in engineering), Mr. and Mrs. Hale weren’t exactly displeased.
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Their honeymoon -- if you could call it that -- would definitely be better without uninvited guests.
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Somehow Stiles had gone to bed last night himself and woke up Peter Hale.
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Her smart ass needed to be punished.
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Danny wants Stiles. So he gets him unconventionally.