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Spy tries something new.
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Gabriel is Little. That’s it that’s the fic
SOME THINGS THAT HAPPEN THAT AREN’T MENTIONED IN THE TAGS BECAUSE I DON’T WANT TO ATTRACT KINK W THIS FIC (there is nothing wrong with kink! I am a big supporter! Just not the target audience, and I don’t wanna annoy someone looking for horny)
-Gabriel produces bodily waste. Both kinds. Please tread with caution
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when the tags say dead dove do not eat they MEAN DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT!!!
these are ideas that might become full fics or oneshots one day.. but for now they are gross little things in my brain.
SERIOUSLY IF YOU AREN’T COMFORTABLE WITH THE THINGS MENTIONED IN THE TAGS DO NOT READ. I AM NOT PUTTING THEM IN AS A JOKE. IM BEING SO /SRS RIGHT NOW
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Morning Wood by 0bjecktifyed
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
16 Oct 2023
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Gabriel wakes up, soggy and aroused. Beelzebub knows exactly how to handle this.
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Hob had realized he was an age regressor all the way back when he was a mere 12 years of age. Of course, he suppressed it. He didn’t think it was ‘normal’, and his father sure as hell didn’t either.
It wasn’t until the 1500s he actually let himself slip - and, to his astonishment, his wife didn’t seem to mind.
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Fiddleford and Stanley are on a roadtrip to New York City. Don't ask why because it's not important. They're in Stan's beautiful red convertible, both beer-drunk out of their goddamn minds. God, he really should not be behind the wheel of a car right now. But fuck it. It's the 80’s. Drunk driving is still legal in... some states... Right?
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or, TDLR: They're stuck in traffic and Stan really needs to pee.
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Ford is gone, Stan is here, and Fiddleford is learning to be useful again.
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“Sure, lemme at it. But be careful, Specs, maybe I’ll come for your job.” Stan joked behind him, voice too close to his ear. Fiddleford shifted, getting ready to step up and out of the way, before Stan reached around his waist to grab the discarded iron from the floor, narrowly missing his hip. Fidd froze, stuck in position as the larger man adjusted behind him and leaned closer, angling his body so he could watch over his shoulder. Stan’s front hovered just an inch away from his back, both arms almost brushing his waist as he focused on the task in front of him, hot breath practically dancing along Fidd’s neck.
“Like this, yeah?” Stan’s voice came like a rumble, quiet and deep, vibrating in the small space between the two.
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22 Sep 2024
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Read this fic when you at HOME girl you will explode into a million pieces
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You Can't Always Pee Where You Want When You're Dead by Anonymous
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King
01 Apr 2021
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It's not often that Beetlejuice gets to consume actual foods and drinks, which has led to him developing a nasty habit of peeing whenever and wherever the need had arose - with only a few exceptions.
Unfortunately, this leads to the ghost with the most being in a very unfavorable situation: being cornered in an attic with a full bladder that isn't used to holding very much for very long, in front of a ghost couple he likes a whole lot.
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24 year old ______ is a non-op plus size trans man, studying cryptozoology at BMU. He works at a fetish club a few weekends a month, and he's catching feelings for a regular, known to him only as Mr. Mystery. This summer, he's been granted a research internship with Ford Pines, in Gravity Falls. Due to worker anonymity, Stan has never seen _______'s face, but he's recognized by the younger man immediately upon his arrival. This is going to be a long summer.
Reader's nickname is Bug, and it will be used a majority of the time, because I do not like the way ______ or y/n look repeatedly.
Not slow burn, but no smut yet
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Fed up with unrealistic omorashi fic, Remus makes a detailed list to guide him as he explores his kink.
*this is slightly AU: Remus has a computer/the internet and isn't afraid to use it lol
**I have absolutely no idea how AU this is or in which sort of time it's set, but the internet is A Thing but Lily is pregnant, so make of that what you willSeries
- Part 1 of Diverging Streams
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31 Aug 2023
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chapter 71 and 72 (ao3 chapter counting wise) made me go so crazy.