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Manual reproduction used to be the primary way of troll breeding. Though over the years, more and more wrigglers were born with dysfunctional genetic chambers. Chambers that were only able to retain the slurry for a moderate amount of time before seeing it's uselessness and ejecting it from the body. The empress and her advisors saw this as a very big impending threat, and soon developed the pail and mothergrub system. They were determined to keep their species alive and plentiful. Soon enough the sightings of a natural breeder were beyond rare, and those left were seen as treasures, beautiful and nearly god-like. They were only seen with jadebloods, cared for and protected by them. And when the last few had died out, the tales of natural breeders were only heard of in the history books of jade-blooded school feedings.
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Maybe it’ll be fine this time, Karkat had thought, as he watched Dave run excitedly into the hive like his lusus was taking him on a grubdate. He’d been proven wrong almost immediately when Dave had run straight into a piece of plastic nutrition plane that had been taped to the doorframe of the communal block and fallen to the floor, only for Dirk to round the corner, face emotionless.
“Strider,” he said, arms crossed across his chest as he looked down at his brother.
“Strider,” Dave replied, lounging on the floor as if it was exactly the place he wanted to be.
Then they just. Stayed there. Staring at each other for ten minutes.
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Or, Karkat struggles with 1) his lack of understanding when it comes to humans, and 2) his lack of understanding when it comes to Striders.
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Can You Tell Me What's Real? by haunted_table_boi for Space_gays_that_arent_in_space
Fandoms: Homestuck
25 Nov 2020
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Karkat has been dealing with a whirlwind of emotions lately, and his growing feelings for Dave only adds to his turmoil. He's not sure he's ready to accept the fact he's ready to move on from his first matesprit, after the tragedy that ensued not long after. It doesn't take long for said Strider to help him out of it though.
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In which the universe doesn't want you to get laid.
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- Part 3 of Domestication is Key
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In which Sollux strikes Karkat because "oh fuck the looney bin didn't give him enough meds for this month." (Tw, this is literally about Sollux having a bi polar episode and verbally/physically abusing Karkat.)
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His name was Cancer. He was once a celestial being, a constellation that was loved and respected. He was powerful and he had eleven close friends that were just like him. But suddenly everything went wrong.
His name is Karkat Vantas. He's now a depressed, problematic freak of a teenager with memories of a god in his head after he was diagnosed with cancer. Fucking hilarious and ironic he knows. He is weak and had eleven close friends when he was younger but they've drifted apart and changed. Everything was wrong.
He didn't have a lot of time but he was going to make things right, no matter what.
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"It’s amazing how you completely forget that guy’s even here, which is super fucking dangerous given that he could kidnap or kill any of you in your sleep."
Dave takes a break from Can-Town to spit some rhymes and turn some tables. Turns out, rhymes won't be the only thing he'll be spitting...
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Karkat's Vertical Challenge by Anamorph_Marco
Fandoms: Homestuck, screenwriting - Fandom
26 Mar 2020
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Karkat has a very bad day at the amusement park.
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Rose and Jade start their periods surrounded by aliens who have no concept of the menstrual cycle.
(Originally posted on 23-7-18)
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It was cold and dark.
An alternate universe in which Feferi goes grimdark after being killed by Eridan and goes to beat his ass.
(Originally posted on 22-3-18)
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Karkat loves Dave. But does he deserve him?
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THE MOTHERFUCKER SAID I GAVE OFF "CHOKE ME VIBES" / yeah karkat is definitely addicted to porn by orphan_account
Fandoms: Homestuck
09 Apr 2019
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CG: YOUR HUMAN CONCEPT OF 'SEXUALITY' IS CONFUSING AND MAKES MY PAN ACHE.
TG: and the interspecies concept of pornography makes my balls ache
TG: what more do you want from me
TG: wait
TG: if all of you have the same junk then
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Candy Apple Red by Insanity13Heartless
Fandoms: Homestuck, Hiveswap, Hauntswitch, FriendSim - Fandom
28 Dec 2018
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The Rebellion AU from the Vantas side of things
(THIS SERIES IS BEING EDITED AND UPDATED. I HAVE NOT ABANDONED IT.)
(Being updated as of July 2020.)Series
- Part 1 of Another Homestuck Rebellion AU
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You wanted this.
Until you opened your eyes, saw his panicked ones while you both rapidly approached the ground, and realized you didn't.
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"You think you’re going to be sick. Your two childhood best friends are going out with each other.
Your two childhood crushes are dating each other."
It was hard when your first love left you with a broken heart you never knew you could have. It was hard when your second love pushed you away out of fear.
It was harder when you realized that after all those years, they both still loved you and were still willing to give you a chance.
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I gQt bQred, went intQ GQQgle DQcs, and spit this shit Qut. Its Dirkat. Thats all there really is tQ say Qn the matter.
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Karkat Vantas hasn't had the worst life, but it sucks pretty thoroughly to be an anemic fuck-up. Thankfully, John's there to help him through it all, even when Karkat acts like a jerk. To top it all off, Karkat starts to wonder what he really wants out of life and whether he has enough life left to obtain it.
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- Part 4 of Karkat: Engage in Matespritships
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At four sweeps old, Eridan had been taught tirelessly by Dad and Cro that "behaving like a highblood" meant that Amporas were up here, Vantases were down there.
Plain and simple.
What isn't plain or simple is an odd request from his father--attending a wake for a deceased mutant.Series
- Part 7 of A Slice of Sadstuck
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Karkat couldn't take it anymore
He's not strong, not worth anything like everyone else is. He doesn't deserve anything.Anything but death.
Yes, death.