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Falling for you was so easy (and that was not the plan) by sijay
Fandoms: Would I Lie To You? RPF
12 Nov 2024
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After Tara's sudden death, Lee is left to grieve and raise three children alone.
Well, he's not alone, because David seems determined to lend him a hand.And maybe that's another problem.
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Keats and Yates by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Only Connect RPF, Would I Lie To You? RPF
21 Oct 2024
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“You won’t be able to resist,” Victoria giggles almost gleefully, relishing in the way he squirms in his trousers, a familiar scarlet blush trailing down past the collar of his shirt.
Day 21 - Dirty Talk
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- Part 20 of Knives’ Kinktober in August (2024)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 145
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
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- 79
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this charming man (he knows so much about these things) by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Would I Lie To You? RPF, Only Connect RPF
17 Oct 2024
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She’s beautiful, David is undoubtedly sure of that. And yet, even now, still, she makes him breathless.
Day 17 - Romantic Sex
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- Part 13 of Knives’ Kinktober 2024
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Who Will Swallow Whom? by knives_and_spoons for WaterCoolerDreaming
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Only Connect RPF, Would I Lie To You? RPF
15 Oct 2024
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Day 15 - Sex Toys
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- Part 11 of Knives’ Kinktober 2024
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my faith in love is still devout by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Would I Lie To You? RPF, Only Connect RPF
12 Oct 2024
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David’s got his fingers in his hair. It’s… nice. It’s also the only word Lee’s able to grapple through the lust-driven haze surrounding him.
Day 12 - Threesome
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- Part 8 of Knives’ Kinktober 2024
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Right Between Heaven & Hell by WaterCoolerDreaming
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF, Would I Lie To You? RPF
08 Oct 2024
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Kinktober | Day 8 | Orgasm Denial
“Perhaps she’d go easy on him. Probably not.”
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We honestly can't call ourselves friends anymore.. by W3ird_ali3n
Fandoms: Would I Lie To You? RPF, British Comedy RPF
17 Sep 2024
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David Mitchell exists, Rob Brydon and Lee Mack are crushing on him. Neither express their feelings until one fateful night out and lots of jokes.
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Would I Lie On You? by Steely_Danielle
Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, Would I Lie To You? RPF
25 Aug 2024
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In Greg's dream a very desperate David Mitchell asks Greg to fill in for Lee Mack. Greg is more than happy to help.
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- Part 6 of Inside the Dreams of Taskmen
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 730
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 13
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- 266
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as natural as rain by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Only Connect RPF, Strictly Come Dancing RPF, Would I Lie To You? RPF
19 Aug 2024
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One of Claudia’s hands is on Victoria’s hips, her dark nails slowly scratching patterns into her soft skin. The other is busy clipping a simple, silver chain to the ring dangling from the front of the collar. It’s fairly long; it doesn’t drag against the floor, but it won’t allow Victoria to get very far from her.
- Day 19: Collars
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- Part 19 of Knives’ Kinktober in August (2024)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,312
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
- Hits:
- 214
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golden lights (displaying your name) by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Would I Lie To You? RPF, Only Connect RPF, Strictly Come Dancing RPF
17 Aug 2024
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That’s what Claudia loves so much about their dynamic. It’s not always about having to take whips and belts and floggers to their skin to make them obey, making blood run and tears flow, rather than they let her whip and belt and flog them because they love her, and it. The pain, the dynamic, the power (or, loss of); it all entwines in their souls to fill them with incredulous pleasure.
- Day 17: Worship
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- Part 17 of Knives’ Kinktober in August (2024)
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My Only Weakness by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Would I Lie To You? RPF, Only Connect RPF
15 Aug 2024
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It’s a photo of Lee, and only his beard is in shot at the top of the photo. The rest is his bare chest. The hair covering his chest is speckled with long, grey hairs. Victoria slowly exhales through her teeth, hand drifting down to the top of her inner thigh. His nipples are clearly hard too. There’s a fading trail going down under the waistband of his trousers too. It’s far too inviting, too teasing.
- Day 15: Sexting
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- Part 15 of Knives’ Kinktober in August (2024)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 799
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 7
- Hits:
- 91
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very nice, very nice, very nice, very nice… by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Would I Lie To You? RPF
14 Aug 2024
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Lee feels the bed dip beside him, and the only warning he gets is the huff of cold breath on his nipple before David’s tongue slowly glides over him, circling his hardening nipple with such acute precision that Lee’s head is already spinning.
- Day 14: Nipple play
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- Part 14 of Knives’ Kinktober in August (2024)
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All Men Have Secrets by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Would I Lie To You? RPF, Only Connect RPF
12 Aug 2024
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It’s so easy, terrifyingly easy, to rush through the door of his flat, and slam it shut behind him. It’s easy to crumple to the floor, to shove his hand down to his trousers, and yank down his flies. David doesn’t even pause to unbuckle his belt. He doesn’t have time for that. Not when she is still fresh in his mind like a parasite. Just come back from a party, his brain is swimming with beer and vodka. Not that it’s much of an excuse.
- Day 12: Masturbation
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- Part 12 of Knives’ Kinktober in August (2024)
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does the body rule the mind, or does the mind rule the body? by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: Would I Lie To You? RPF, Strictly Come Dancing RPF, British Comedy RPF
07 Aug 2024
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“You’re very pretty,” Claudia whispers, and he feels her press a light kiss behind his left ear. Lee barely manages to suppress a moan. His head is spinning like the garish carousel in Blackpool he made David ride with him. Hah. Riding… David.
- Day 7: Spanking
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- Part 7 of Knives’ Kinktober in August (2024)
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Here Began All My Dreams by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Would I Lie To You? RPF, Only Connect RPF
06 Aug 2024
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“Relax, Lee,” Victoria says to him, and Lee thinks it would do her some good to follow her own instructions. But, he doesn’t say that. Instead, he pulls her onto his lap, and slowly leans up to kiss her. Beside him, he hears David’s breath hitch in his throat. As always, her lips are incredibly gentle against his, skin soft compared to the rough scratch of his beard.
- Day 6: Double penetration
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- Part 6 of Knives’ Kinktober in August (2024)
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take it, it’s yours by knives_and_spoons for devilspenguin
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Would I Lie To You? RPF
03 Aug 2024
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The early morning haze keeps Lee’s brain foggy and his eyes closed. His skin feels all numb and rubbery as he slowly rolls over, and comes into contact with another body. Lee’s eyes jerk open to see David sitting up behind him, completely awake already. Lee groans, and flops his head back down, much to David’s apparent amusement.
- Day 4: Mornings
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- Part 4 of Knives’ Kinktober in August (2024)
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a double bed, and a stalwart lover, for sure by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Would I Lie To You? RPF, Only Connect RPF
02 Aug 2024
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“I love you,” David manages to mumble against her lips, so soft and delicate compared to the scratch of his beard.
“I know,” she says, and nothing more. His hips, slow and gentle, move with a calm rhythm against hers. The pleasure flows through him like a river, soothing his bones as he kisses Victoria again.
- Day 2: Missionary
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- Part 2 of Knives’ Kinktober in August (2024)
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for you are all that matters (and i’ll love you ‘til the day i die) by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Would I Lie To You? RPF, Only Connect RPF
01 Aug 2024
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“Can I join?” The abrupt request catches him off guard. He feels his breath catch in his throat as images flood his brain, as sacred and as secret as an oath. Rain-soaked skin, droplets pouring down her body like diamonds. It hits him like a blow to the face, and he hurriedly nods.
- Day 1: Shower sex
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- Part 1 of Knives’ Kinktober in August (2024)
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David and Lee forget themselves in front of a fan after a few too many drinks celebrating the end of another WILTY series taping. The following year when she sees them again, they realise she can be trusted not to spread the knowledge of their affair, and decide to let her join in for some fun, which quickly becomes a filthy annual treat for all three.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,954
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
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- 232
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this could be the real thing, baby by knives_and_spoons for devilspenguin
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Would I Lie To You? RPF, Only Connect RPF
28 May 2024
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“Tea can wait. Morning cuddle time can’t.” Lee says it as if it’s obvious. She supposes it is. It must be, if Lee says it. That’s probably not the view she’s meant to have as a hardworking feminist, but the bed is warm, and sleep is already tugging her eyelids closed. Lee makes a small hmph of triumphant satisfaction behind her, and she feels a delicate kiss on the back of her neck, through her hair. The dim light coming through the closed curtains does little to distract her, and Victoria falls asleep once more.