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    General Quackity Nevadas,

    The Federation Empire has declared war upon the Theoritas kingdom. As the kingdom’s top General, I request that you lead the front lines. Several other Major Generals and Commandants have been recruited alongside you, but there is a reason why you were chosen as Theoritas Army’s General. You must leave for the palace for reconnaissance with other army leaders by tomorrow morning. I will give you more information that cannot be communicated on parchment here.

    Dearest wishes,

    King of Theoritas, Philza Craft

    Theoritas Army General Quackity Nevadas has been living a peaceful, happy life with his husband, Head Magician Wilbur Soot, when he’s suddenly called to the front lines against the Federation Empire after a declaration of war. After Quackity orders protective “house arrest” and 24/7 guarding of his husband, Wilbur throws himself into his magic studies — though even being a hermit does not save him from being a top target of the Federation.

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    “Did you hurt yourself, doll?” There was a deliberate danger in his voice, a menacing hiss he normally reserved only for heros trying to sneak into his casino.

    Wilbur flinched, tears running down his cheeks as he tugged at the cuffs of his shirt. There was his answer. Zeroing in on the white sleeves, Karl noticed the tiny drops of crimson staining the fabric, and looked up, slowly, giving the magpie time to try to find an excuse. Also- how? He could have sworn he’d baby-proofed his whole nest, but apparently not.

    Or, Karl sees Wilbur is hurting himself again, and puts a stop to it. Not in a good way for our magpie

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    Quackity (a severely broken avian) has, by events he really doesn’t want to talk about, ended up in the possession of Wilbur Soot. At least he seems to be a better owner than the last one. It’s a low fucking bar. Nowhere to go but up, right?

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    > #general

    clay: before you guys ask
    discord server for our friend group

    WilburSoot: ok but the server name is vile :skull:

    clay: it’s true though
    ship’s been going downhill ever since we stepped onboard

    Technoblade: i argue that the ship has actually increased in competence
    because of me

    BIG TOMMY: shut ur mouth and go back to making alcohol

    Technoblade: man

    or: entourage of clowns traverse the seas attempting to be competent at their jobs with a splash of chaos and a drop of angst

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    Philza Craft first gains the affection of the Goddess of Death after a near-death encounter but soon after also earns her spite when he becomes engaged to Empress Frigga Sung to become Emperor of the Antarctic Empire.

     

    Or, a Phistin Elisabeth Musical AU nobody was asking for.

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    На раздумья не было времени. Кровь кипела в их жилах. Уилбур Сут улыбался, наслаждаясь тем, что идёт война.

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    > #general

    BIG TOMMY: HELLO

    jackmanifold: think i made a mistake accepting this inv

    BIG TOMMY: HELLO JACK MANIFOLD

    jackmanifold: ..hello tommy

    clay: yo
    so i thought we should have a discord for school
    i sent a bunch of invites but some people aren’t here

    Ph1LzA: Ok then why am I here
    I graduated already

    clay: u need to control tommy, wil and techno
    no one else can

    or: literal circus of friends navigate through the tumultuous and rocky journey that is school with a sprinkling of chaos and a side of angst

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    Abandoned by his parents and raised by his aunt and uncle, teenager Wilbur Soot, AKA Spider-Man, is trying to sort out who he is and exactly what his feelings are for his first crush, Quackity. And maybe how to deal with the bullying he receives from Sapnap. When Wilbur finds a mysterious briefcase that was his father's, he pursues a quest to solve his parents' disappearance. His search takes him to Smile Technologies, Inc. and the lab of one C. Dream, setting him on a collision course with Dream's alter ego, DreamXD.

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    Y'ALL LISTEN, I CAN'T FUCKING DO TAGS TO SAVE MY FUCKING LIFEEE PLSS
    Anywaysss
    Quackity is tired, all he wants to do is sleep but no! He is an idiot who decided that he could handle having a day and night job to help pay rent. Spoiler Alert! He can't! He is exhausted, he works from 8am to 3pm then goes back to his shitty apartment and gets 2 hours of sleep, if he is lucky, then gets up, eats something, if he can afford it, then gets ready for his next job which is at a bar an hour away! 7pm to 3am of work and only then can he go home.

    Well, that is his normal routine but no! God decided to put more on his plate! As Quackity walks out of the bar, he walks down the road but stops as he hears a sound from the alleyway. It sounded like someone in pain. Quackity, being the dumbass he is, decided to check on it. He turns down an alleyway to see a guy clutching his stomach while leaning on the wall. He walks closer to the guy but stops as he sees the guys face. Is that Siren!

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    Philza was living a happy, normal life with his two sons! Wilbur and Tommy. Sure, it was a little lonely after Wilbur's mother left, but he was fine! At least, he was until Wilbur got into a fight at school with another boy.

    When he meets the mother of the other boy, his heart decides it wants her and, well, a lot of other stuff happens too. Who could have known that crows would appear, his son would make a new friend, Tommy would get attached, and a lot of other stuff happens!

    Will they make it out of this alive? He doesn't know, but he would do anything for his sons! Even if it means breaking his own heart.

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    Wilbur and Schlatt are childhood best friends, both in unstable home situations. Wilbur is in foster care and at fifteen years old he has to move again. At seventeen years old they meet again and old feelings come washing over both of them. Schlatt's parents are stricly religious and homophobic. Wilbur finds himself spiraling again as they try to work through their mutual feelings and issues.

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    Friends to lovers Schlattbur :)

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    There's an interesting new wedding request sent to Schlatt & Co. Wedding Planners

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    "Wilbur was a regular 17 year old kid. He went to school, had a kind family, participated in the extracurriculars his school had to offer, hung out with friends, and enjoyed his own hobbies. His family wasn’t big by any means, he only had his parents and his little brother, who was 7 years old. But, there was one thing in Wilbur’s life that wasn’t too normal; When he was younger, around 14-16, he had a girlfriend.

    Her name was Sally, she had medium-length ginger hair that flowed beautifully in the wind, her eyes were a soft, emerald green that Wilbur got lost in constantly, small freckles decorated her face that Wilbur adored. She was gorgeous in every way, she was Wilbur’s favorite person. They understood each other and were together almost everyday, they didn’t even need to be talking to just appreciate the other’s presence."

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    Wilbur and Sally are a couple who plan to live their lives together. A change of plan happens and now Wilbur doesn't know what to do.

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    Uh

    Hi first post here lol

    Have Eretbur angst

    Set the day after the Final Control Room

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    Wilbur is revived, he learns how to navigate his new lease on life but it comes with alot of challenges he wasn't prepared for. Was the world always this quiet?

     

    orrrrr revival fic where c!wilbur comes back and has to deal with a slew of new problems/disabilities (hearing loss from the explosion, blindness, chronic pain etc)

    this is also me slapping all my headcanons into one fic. He will suffer

    AUTHOR DOES NOT SUPPORT CC!WILBUR SOOT OR LOVEJOY

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    delphinium - flower that represents someone who is "big-hearted"

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    Soon, it won't just be the rain plummeting.

    That would show Dream. Prove him wrong.

    Tommy was no pussy, not one bit. He wasn't even nervous. (that was a lie)

    He decided that this was high enough, despite half of a stack of blocks he still had in his inventory. Looking down, he realized just how high he was. Hundreds of feet in the air, with no chance of survival. Perfect.

    Looking out to the ocean, Tommy raised his hand to flip off wherever Dream had disappeared to.

    And then he jumped.

    ~~~

    or, Dream experiments with the revivebook in sick and twisted ways on a certain someone

    ~~~

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    When Wilbur journeyed to the remote town of Undermere to take over his late aunt’s plant shop, he'd expected to start a new life. A reclusive one.

    He had not expected to become entangled with a grisly murder, the infighting of three witch covens jostling for power in the region, or a supernatural creature out of barely-remembered lore.

    Or, the Strange Horticulture AU.

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    Tomys didn’t know why he’d been brought here.

    Niki had known about the competition she’d been cast in since she was old enough to speak. Quackity had known from the moment he set foot in the palace. But here Tomys was, talking to the son of the Consil without a single clue as to why.

    Wilbur stared at Tomys for a moment in shocked silence. Tomys blinked, blind to the target that had been placed on his back the moment he walked through the throne room doors.

    He almost felt bad for the kid.

    Almost.

    Nobody expects the appearance of young Tomys Ione in the political war for the crown, much less Tomys himself. Now thrust into politics, assassinations, trust, and betrayal, the fate of the kingdom lies in the choice of who will win the throne: Niki, Quackity, or Tommy.

    And that choice? It lies in the hands of the young future Consil, Wilbur. Guided by his father, current Consil Phil, Wilbur must choose between loyalty, love, and power.

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    Caos Rubro foi o nome que o mundo havia-lhe concedido, e Dream ria enquanto puxava Tommy de encontro a seu peito em um emaranhado contra o sofá, segurando-o com força após sua primeira missão oficial juntos.

    Tommy tinha ido bem, e Dream estava orgulhoso.

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    Siren se move, um olhar que Tommy não pode se importar o suficiente para compreender brilhando brevemente em seus olhos, antes que o homem dê de ombros.

    “Você salvou minha vida.”

    Eu sei, Tommy pensa, lábios formando uma careta. E arruinei a minha.

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    O jornal daquela manhã está jogado sobre o sofá ao seu lado, título pintado em negrito:

     

    CAOS RUBRO: HERÓI OU VILÃO?

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