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Three times Wilbur fell, and one time Quackity wasn’t there to catch him by BelladonnaAddict
Fandoms: Dream SMP
09 Nov 2024
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See the title ig. This is why progress doesn’t always make you happier.
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- Part 6 of Bella's YWNMTBAH brain rot
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“Giving up so easy?” His taunts were disguising the unease brewing in his stomach. Even his inner magpie knew silence from the shrike couldn’t be a good sign. Something was coming for him, but he didn’t know where to look.
Something flew into his back. There was absolutely zero doubt in his mind what- or who- it was.
That didn’t stop him flailing as Ace clung to his neck, throwing him off balance as they careened through the sky, up or down, he couldn’t tell. Probably down. But there was only so far down they could go…
While Ace was still Magpie’s nemesis, but they were beginning to make progress
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- Part 1 of Bella's YWNMTBAH brain rot
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Meeting success at 16, you move to Brighton to make more content. The thing is, you’re staying at Wilbur’s house.
Finally becoming famous and befriended your idol, what could possibly be better?
Aka slice of life typa stuff but it gets a little weirder as time passes. Oh and you take care of him too, if it matters.
Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/37qekekkAf10atVhLVhUaM?si=y2Eh-zs7QaOGHU4bAEtfDA&pi=a-da9zV304TXuj
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"Hey asshole! The fuck are you doing?".
Wilbur snickered to himself.
"Hello Big Q!" he shouted back. "Nice night for a smoke!"
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One man’s Regret, another man’s Resolve by Vagabond_Trash
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Modern AU - Fandom, Minecraft (Video Game)
17 Dec 2023
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Wilbur soot, a carrier, gets pregnant at 16 with 20 year old Jared’s child.
Now 6 years later his daughter Tallulah is six, his boss is in love with him, Jared is an ass and abusive.
He gets drunk one night and wakes up naked in Technoblade’s bed, what happens next?
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- Part 5 of Vagabond’s Smut Library
- Part 1 of Prego Man Wilbur
- Part 11 of Vaga's DSMP Fics
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Wilbur fought hard, but he couldn't win. Not against the infamous Blood God. Not when said Blood God wanted him from the very beginning.
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Ghostbur has wings but doesn't know how to take care of them. Even when he tried, it didn't work. So he asked Tommy who helped and gave him a piece of advice, but that advice made Ghostbur miserable.
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Ghostbur suffers
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There is not enough Ghostbur angst when he is still alive and not in limbo. Also not enough Ghostbur with wings.
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Everything You Thought You Knew Will Fall Apart (But You'll Be All Right) by GenevaWrenn for kaydrabbles
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
10 Aug 2023
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Ever the black sheep, different in ways no one could control. How could Wilbur find a place within his family when his own genetics failed him, leaving him with no attunements or helpful gifts to those who loved him? How can he contribute to their livelihood when he couldn’t even call himself a witch, no magic connection to be found?
They never made him feel inadequate, that was all his own mind providing envious comparison fed energy by the words of others. All he knew was love, but the outside world only knew comparisons.
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Wilbur Craft had grown up surrounded by the Four Elements lacking the connection the rest of his family had to them and has to go on a journey to discover his own purpose. His family is frantic when they discover him missing, but their search is postponed as their home country of the Antarctic Empire is attacked by a pair of dragons.
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- Part 2 of 2023 Fic Fight Works
- Part 10 of Technoblade-Centric Stories
- Part 30 of Wrenn's Favourite Fics
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Translucent tears of a Phantom heart by Vagabond_Trash
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
01 Aug 2023
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Phil and Technoblade has heard of a creature locked under the ruins of an old castle that was left abandoned, the haunting sounds of the creatures cries could still be heard throughout the silent halls.
Would you give up something just to have all the power in your hands, or would you give it up for love.
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- Part 4 of Vagabond’s Smut Library
- Part 4 of Prego Man Wilbur
- Part 15 of Vaga's DSMP Fics
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i'm shining like fireworks over your sad empty town by orphan_account
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
12 Jul 2023
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After a terrible loss, Wilbur heads to his father's, Phil, farm.
He gets more than he expected.
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- Part 1 of MTM entries
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The Piercing eyes of one’s own Soul by Vagabond_Trash
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
29 May 2023
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[Tamer(s)]: People who are sent out to take care of supernatural beings (creatures), if the being is a high risk they will form a contract.
[Beast(s)]: Supernatural beings who are born into the world with in seeable powers that normal humans can’t even think to comprehend.
And Techno and Phil are Tamers who are sent to observe and contain whatever supernatural creature is wreaking havoc on a small town. But what does all this have to do with Wilbur?
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- Part 4 of Vaga's DSMP Fics
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The woe’s of a poor man’s child by Vagabond_Trash
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Modern AU - Fandom
20 May 2023
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Carriers: an old government issued experimental trial that has been forgotten about and is normal in everyday society, carriers are male and can get pregnant.
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“Wilbur answer me, is she mine” Pain and hurt fell upon Techno’s face as he spoke staring at the child in Wilbur’s arms. “Yes” the apartment door closed on his face.Series
- Part 6 of Vaga's DSMP Fics
- Part 3 of Prego Man Wilbur
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The public had been told that Sunbeam had gone on a holiday, a government-approved vacation away from the stresses of heroism. Most took that as fact, nodding along mindlessly and continuing about their day, others skeptical of the news. After all, Sunbeam was persistent in showing up every day for their job, a sudden vacation out of nowhere? It wasn't their style. But most began to accept it.
Not Wilbur. He knew the truth of the matter. And he was here to get Sunbeam out of this absolute hellhole they're undoubtedly stuck in.
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Downy feathers of thy newborn son by Vagabond_Trash
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
14 May 2023
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The Winging Festival, a time where one of the royal family will be in search of their fledgling.
Usually the fledgling is a child of newborn age or older, it’s unusual for the fledgling to be an adult but it’s not uncommon, once the Wings sprout they are classified as newly born and are as old as however long it’s been since the wings sprouted.
Now be it Wilbur’s luck that the first time he ever goes to one of these festivals it ends with him being told to call Prince Technoblade Dad.
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- Part 5 of Vaga's DSMP Fics
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Self Care, Bitch - Origins Crimeboys Fluff by Wibblewooble
Fandoms: Origins SMP, Dream SMP
01 Apr 2023
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That door suddenly flies open with a Smack! and the lanky male has no time to react before a combination of annoyed chirps and red and white feathers barrels into him, knocking Wilbur backwards.
"What the fuck do you think you're doing bitch?!" Tommy growls at Wilbur, wings splaying wide to block the door, eyes glaring at his older brother. The phantom startles, going to question what he was doing when the avian grabs his arm and starts dragging Wilbur towards his bedroom.
"Tommy, the fuck are you-"
"It's been two days since your instincts fucked you up man, and you've barely had any fucking rest! So we're going to bed and having a chill day right now!"
The teen stares up at the phantom, hard gaze softening to something sickly full of affection and concern, making Wilbur let out an unconscious crooning chirp and allowing Tommy to push him into his large plushy bed.Wilbur, after his not so nice instincts kicked in, is forcefully made to participate in a self care, relaxation day by none other than Tommy.
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- Part 3 of Phantombur Angst/Origins Fics
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you got the same eyes as your father by nympharmacy
Fandoms: Origins SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
30 Mar 2023
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By now, Phil thinks, Wilbur should know how to be a phantom hybrid. It's clear he has experience with the whole thing, has honed his abilities far better than most of the others living around Ring Lake, and has an entire life watching his death play out from behind his eyes that no one that young should have to carry around.
So, for End's sake, why does he refuse to even try?
(Or, Wilbur keeps getting hurt, and Phil decides it's about time he steps in.)
Title from the lyrics of "Oh Yeah, You Gonna Cry?" by Lovejoy
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wilbur has grown used to quackity constantly jabbing at him for his less than hygiene.
this time, though, he's clean. and quackity knows this.
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Wilbur knew he was sick. He’d have to be completely mental to deny that. His body was crumbling, and nobody knew. Well, except Technoblade. But he never tried to get better. He really had no reason to. If the unnamed sickness didn’t kill him, his symphony would.
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wow wilbur really isn’t okaythis was an exercise to get me out of writers block that turned out better than I expected.
prompt: it’s a hell of a way to die.Series
- Part 1 of Getting Over Writers Block
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Wilbur lived in an orphanage, but the Craft family got him out of it. He felt like he was a burden at the orphanage for his ability, being a cat shifter, and he still feels like it around the Crafts, but they will teach him that he deserves to be loved.
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Forbode the Vagabond for I am thee Forsaken by Vagabond_Trash
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
27 Nov 2022
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Wilbur didn't mean to hide it not intentionally at least.
It's just none ever asked they just assumed just like how they assume Philza is his father, they all assumed he was over 23 years old. But they are wrong he's not even over 18 yet.
How will people react when they find out?
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- Part 1 of Vaga's DSMP Fics