19 Works in Whitney Jammer/Evan Kelmp

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    ALONE ON THANKSGIVING? MAD AT YOUR PARENTS?

    My name is Evan, and I am a 26-year-old felon without a high school degree. I drive a dirty old van that's three years older than me and is painted to look like an American Kestrel. I can play anywhere between the ages of 20 and 30 depending on how recently I've shaved. I'm a line cook and work late nights at a bar.

    If you'd love to torment your family this holiday season, I'm game to be your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving. We can pretend to be in a long or serious relationship, or I can be your one-night stand you met last week. Whatever you think will infuriate them the most. I am bisexual but willing to play at straight or gay depending on the best vibe for the situation.

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    Three times Evan Kelmp tagged along for someone else's holiday dinner and one time where he doesn't.

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    Long shifts in the convenience store equivalent of hell don’t intimidate Evan Kelmp.

    Having a gun pointed at his face doesn’t intimidate Evan Kelmp.

    Attractive people who he desperately wants to not appear weird or creepy in front of - so they won’t go home to their equally attractive friends and tell them about the freak they bought a soda from - who insist on having conversations with him, intimidate Evan Kelmp a lot.

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    How Evan Kelmp Accidentally Joined a Polycule (and Got His Life on Track)

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    Three times Evan Kelmp wears an item of Jammer's clothing.

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    Sam, Evan, K and Jammer become a polycule after they leave the storm behind. However, Evan has a problem. He's not getting as much attention from Jammer as he would like. Which is fine. He just thinks that maybe they should talk about it.

    aka I think Evan and Jammer might need to talk more about shifting that bromance to a romance.

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    "Hi," he says back, mustering up a polite smile for the man standing on the opposite side of the reference desk. There aren't any books in his hands so he's either here to pay a fine or he's inquiring about something, so Evan settles comfortably in his chair, turning it to face him "How can I help you today, sir?"

    Stepping the rest of the way up to the counter, the man drops his hands, palms down, and drums his fingers absently over the surface. "I'm, uh. I'm looking for a book? I can't find it on any of the shelves and I'm gotta be honest, I might just be looking in the wrong spot."

    "I'm happy to check on that for you," Evan assures him.

    ☆•☆•☆

    A Modern Library AU

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    Sam's charm on Jammer and Evan mixes with their real feelings and causes them to act on some base instincts.
    They're just wanting to be viewed as good by others, the need to people please in ways they struggle with.
    But with each other, it can't help but be dropped into aggression and being real in ways they cant with others.
    Worked up and in heat like dogs that need their bodies to touch.
    Misfits and magic Season 2 Episode 6 spoilers and takes place after fighting Weugen

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    “Hey, man,” Evan says, an unreadable look in his eyes. “You wanna read anything other than Save the Cat or are you really digging that right now?”

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    An alternate take on the conversation in the book nook.

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    “Sit anywhere you like,” he grunts. “Be with you in a minute.”

    “Hey, man,” a deep, familiar voice says. “I just came back to apologise.”

    Evan freezes in place, his shoulders tightening. “I believe I told you that none of you were welcome back,” he says icily.

    “I know, I know,” the guy says quickly, splaying his hands out non-threateningly. It’s the handsome one, who’d been trying unsuccessfully to help. “I just feel really bad.”

    &&&

    The circumstances around Whitney Jammer and Evan Kelmp's first meeting are a little less than idea. (a No-Magic AU)

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    set at some point post the events in the mace, the map, the fall, and the high and is literally just shameless smut. fully skippable.

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    This version of the conversation on Weugan gets a little bit more heated - in more ways than one.

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    Stepping back, the first thing Sam registers about him, beyond the brown coffee seeping into his previously crisp, black button-down shirt, is that he’s an American. From his accent, she can tell he’s not from Portland, but she’s no better at placing what states people are from now than she was when she actually lived on that side of the world.

    The second thing Sam registers about him is that he’s extremely handsome. His face is angular with a sharp jawline and a pronounced nose, with thick, expressive eyebrows, a mole accentuating his right cheek, and eyes so dark they’d be black were it not for the glitter of gold through them.

    “I am really very sorry,” Sam says again, biting her lip for a different reason now.

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    A Sam/Evan AU

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    Jammer was technically supposed to get back to the hotel before his coach realized he’d wandered off to find the nearest McDonald’s. Sue him, he wanted a dollar cone, and they’d won their tournament, so he deserved one.

    He was wondering how much he wanted ice cream when he saw the fight in the McDonald’s parking lot.

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    aka, what if jammer and evan DID meet in des moines that one time

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    He needs a phone, like an actually phone. So know he does.

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    Evan Kelmp and Whitney Jammer are two very different people, but despite that (or maybe because of it), the bonds between them are getting stronger every day. Can they find a way forward together before something terrible happens?

    A retelling of Misfits and Magic where Evan and Jammer fall in love and into trouble.

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    Jammer's hugs provide a profound comfort to Evan that he doesn't quite understand. It's worth investigating.

    5 times Jammer's hugs were the best and 1 time Evan's hug was the best.

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    Months after setting magic loose to the outside world, and only a couple of weeks before his first year at Gowpenny comes to a close, Evan gets an email from someone he thought he would never hear from again.

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    Evan opened the small white box that had been under the wrapping. When he saw what was inside, his eyes went watery again. “Is that - oh my god -”

    It was a digital camera. It shone a bright metallic red, with silver buttons and black shutters over the lens.

    “You’re always saying how these are the best days you’ve ever had,” Jammer said. “And we thought maybe you’d wanna remember them.”

    (Evan starts feeling a little differently about his newfound friends. He doesn't know how to deal with that.)

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    Evan's always having a bad days. It feels like he's only ever had bad days. His friends change that.
    They'll help him through the storm.

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    Evan Kelmp is touch-starved and guilt-stricken and has three best friends of whom he can't guarantee the safety.
    Whitney Jammer sleeps in the bottom bunk across from his own.

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