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    Vi was expecting to have a Hallmark kind of Christmas. As the new, reluctant owner of the Last Drop, she needs to make this year count if she's going to afford college for her kid sister. Thankfully Zaun is an Appalachian mountain town made picture-perfect for wealthy tourists to spend their cash on snow-filled memories.

    That is, until Vi's criminal past catches up with her just in time for the holiday rush. Ghosts of Vi's past are here to collect, and her only hope is an off-duty cop with a taste for scotch.

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    Caitlyn just wants to do her job well. Years of having to prove herself as a skilled detective in her own right have made her exceptionally dedicated to her career and little else. But when her boss forces her to take mandatory medical leave after a drug bust gone wrong, she decides it's time to get some fresh mountain air and sample Zaun's tourist attractions. If a little R&R happens to bring her closer to the next lead on her case, well-- she is supposed to be enjoying herself, after all.

    This started out as a cutesy Christmas Hallmark AU in my mind and it's morphed into a distant cousin of Die Hard. Expect lots of cussing, Karaoke, romantic tropes, and cannon-level violence.

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    All of the HLVRAI Fanfics I've made on AO3 are put in this series, except for those connected within certain series (I.E. Only the first Existential Existence fic is here rather than the whole series). Its a lot of Benrey, but others are here too!

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    The tragedy that befell Lucerys Velaryon at Storm’s End was never planned, on this all of our sources agree. The first battles in the Dance of the Dragons were fought with quills and ravens, with threats and promises, decrees and blandishments. The murder of Lord Beesbury at the green council was not yet widely known; most believed his lordship to be languishing in some dungeon. Whilst sundry familiar faces were no longer seen about court, no heads had appeared above the castle gates, and many still hoped that that the question of succession might be resolved peaceably.

    The Stranger had other plans. For surely it was his dread hand behind the ill chance that brought the two princelings together at Storm’s End, when the dragon Arrax raced before a gathering storm to deliver Lucerys Velaryon to the safety of the castle yard, only to find Aemond Targaryen there before him.

    And with Lucerys's death, the war of ravens and envoys and marriage pacts came to an end, and the war of fire and blood began in earnest.


    Or, Lucerys is killed over Shipbreaker Bay as he was always fated to be. Only this time he doesn't stay dead.

     

    Mostly.

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    “So you see me and you see problems to be solved?”

    “No! No. No, Viktor, I… I see you, and I see potential. And I see what you and I could prevent… I… I imagine a young Viktor, right now, breathing that damn grey… and I hate us for allowing that. Don´t think for a second I pity you"

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    Jayce falls across time and gets a chance to walk a better path than the one that ended atop the Hexgates. He has a chance, to make hextech work, to save as many as he can... and perhaps, just perhaps, to free the man he loves from the tragic future that hangs over them.
    Post canon.

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    Then, a realisation hits him, sudden and sharp, and Arthur freezes mid-motion. His breath catches in his throat as the pieces fall together. That’s what had rattled Merlin so deeply… It wasn’t the shock of becoming a servant to a prince or the brief jolt when their skin brushed near the birthmark. No, Merlin hadn’t flinched from a simple spark of static earlier…. It was the mark. This mark. Arthur’s birthmark. Merlin knows what it means.


    On Merlin's first day as Arthur's servant, he discovers that Arthur has an unusual birthmark. Is his subsequent weird behaviour linked to superstition or something much deeper – something Arthur has yet to learn? And what is Arthur to do with this weird pull he feels towards Merlin?

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    She was one of the many average viewers of the show 'Criminal Minds'. Unfortunately, she died tragically before finishing the show and somehow woke up as a baby in the 1980s.

    Growing up, she was tortured by her past life memories, and deep down in her damaged soul, she'd never accepted her new world.

    At first, she thought it was a normal, typical reincarnation, but when she saw a book written by David Rossi, a supposedly fictional character, she was filled with a sense of purpose.

    Finally, it was something familiar, and she was addicted to the feeling of nostalgia so badly that she decided that she would try to join them.

    Maybe the BAU could help with her identity crisis, or a certain Dr. Spencer Reid could make her realize that some memories were meant to be cherished and not held on to.

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    “That’s… This can’t be real, right?” Yuji’s prior confidence had left him. “And even if it was, it’s never that easy. Knowing my shitty luck, I’ll just end up making it worse. We shouldn’t screw around here unless we have to.”

    “While there is wisdom to be had in your caution, don’t paint yourself in such a negative light.” Choso wondered if Sukuna was to blame for the sudden shift in his attitude. The curse had been silent since Yuji had reclaimed his control over his body, but that was only from the perspective of an outside observer. There was no telling what Sukuna was up to while hidden in a place Choso’s ears couldn’t reach.

    “Not even if it’s true?”

     

    ♦ Yuji and Choso separated from the rest of their makeshift team while on their way to meet Master Tengen, find themselves displaced eleven years in the past. How this came to be is uncertain, but with the opportunity to prevent the disasters of their time from every transpiring at their fingertips, how can they sit idly by and wait for the world to catch up to the grim reality they left behind?

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    What if Sophie grew up in the Neverseen?

     

    Four organizations.
    A century-long war.
    The girl who holds the key to it all.

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    Join Sophie Foster on her mission into the heart of enemy territory. Far from home, she just might find another place where she belongs.
    Meanwhile, the war between the Black Swan and the Neverseen is slowly escalating. The Elys have come out of hiding for the first time in what feels like a millennium, and the Council is starting to dip their toes into the water.
    As time moves on, Sophie begins to question where her loyalties lie.
    There’s no guarantee that there’s a happy ending waiting for her.
    Still, she keeps fighting.

    For a better future.

    A Keeper of the Lost Cities Fanfiction.

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    The story follows Jacob Black and Renesmee Cullen, who are on the run after the violent deaths of their family, the Cullens. Set in the “Twilight” universe, the narrative captures their struggle to survive in the aftermath of a massacre carried out by an organized vampire force, possibly with ties to the Volturi. Jacob is fiercely protective of Renesmee, and they flee across continents to evade their pursuers. Renesmee, a half-vampire with a mix of childlike innocence and mature insight, deals with the trauma of her past and the challenges of growing up under extraordinary circumstances.

    While they try to maintain a low profile, adopting new identities and blending into ordinary life, the bond between Jacob and Renesmee deepens, complicated by the changing dynamics as Renesmee matures.

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    It started with one weird bitch, then it all escalated from there. Naruto for living in the world for so long has a weird perverted family.

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    When hyperfixation a general idea come together, they make my weird fanfic. Buckle up, girls, gays, and theys. This trainwreck doesn't stop until I say it does, so watch your head because we're driving through multiple brick walls, fires, and occasionally going off the track at a breakneck speed. (Oh, and did I mention that I didn't know how to drive?)

    Read as Percy nearly dies multiple times and Apollo attempts to keep this poor little shit alive and safe via any means necessary. And they also, like, fall in love or whatever. <3

    (TEMPORARY HIATUS)

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    “If my kind ingested this flower, we would need to reproduce or we die. We use it during bonding ceremonies to test loyalty to one another. I do not know if it is the same for a human, though. The effects seem to be stronger on the captain.” Seonghwa seems to be holding him close.

     

    “Well then he needs to have sex!” Wooyoung shouts. “It’s the only thing that makes sense!” The researcher is distraught; his hand gestures are large and angry.

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    Shouta Aizawa isn’t quite sure what’s wrong with his life right now. All he knows is that he suddenly became aware during a mission that he’s supposed to be dead.

    Momo Yaoyorozu doesn’t know what to with herself. There’s a hole in her heart where something once was, but for the life of her, she doesn’t know what it is.

    Shouto Todoroki thought he was satisfied in life. But he’s becoming increasingly aware of the fact that something isn’t right. And he can’t quite remember how he got second in last years Sport’s Festival.

    And Katsuki Bakugou doesn’t even know where to start.

    Midoriya Izuku thought he had a Quirk. Turns out he didn't. It was something else. But that doesn't matter anymore. He's gone, taking the memories of him with him.
    Leaving everyone else to pick up the pieces.

     

    (The sequel to Oyasumi Midoriya)

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    Midoriya Izuku has a quirk. And yet, he doesn't know what it does.

    All he knows is it's something bad.

     

    Really bad.

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    Everyone knows the legend of the fuck forest... the place where hermaphrodites are made, and made to be milk machines to keep the forest alive, and fill it with their moans.

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    Post cannon Kakashi touches a seal that sends him back to when he was 6-years-old
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    My take on a Kakashi wakes up in the past and decides to fix things fic(mostly domestic fluff)

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    You killed someone and of all the people to run into during your desperate escape from the enforcers, it was Sevika.

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    Harry already has small children, an ex-wife, annoying colleagues and an international crime ring to deal with. So when Draco Malfoy reappears after eight years AWOL in France, of course Harry is going to leave him well alone...Right?

    (FFdotnet fic from 2012 being uploaded here by request.)

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    Megumi took in those threats one by one, saving the worst - the best - for last. Of course Ryomen Sukuna was staring right at him, his keen gaze slicing through a calculated alignment of the fabric dividers, catching Megumi in the act while doing the same himself.

    Those dark brown eyes should not behold Megumi so directly, not while they were insolent and filled with arrogance, assuming more than Megumi had ever given him reason to. Megumi himself wasn’t paying attention to the meeting, but the fact that an independent sorcerer took it all so lightly irked him to no end.

    Ryomen Sukuna’s lips quirked into a slow smile and he tipped his head just a fraction Megumi’s way, a private challenge in a space where so many others might be looking. In that instant, Megumi wanted to punch him in the face just as badly as he wanted to grab him by the hair and dig his teeth into that full bottom lip. He would stain those ridiculous monk’s white robes with specks of Sukuna’s own blood.

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    Zenin Megumi, the head of the Zenin clan, knows Ryomen Sukuna wants something from him. Perhaps he wants something from Sukuna, too.

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