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Would You Like To Co-Parent With Me? by blind_bi_butterfly_boy
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
14 Dec 2024
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When he accidentally gets Pepper, his then girlfriend, pregant they have a beautiful baby girl but she leaves him with the child, to teach him responsiblity. That blew up in her face, because Tony is wonderful with his little princess. After a few months of denying help of any kind, he tiredly ends up with his daughter in the Avengers Tower, where Natasha and Steve help him back on his feet in their own ways. But when Steve asks him out to dinner to unwind a little, he can't help but flirt with the Captain, since he's had feelings for him for awhile, and from there, who knows what'll happen.
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Christmas is Where We Start by BurdenedWithPointlessPurpose
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse)
11 Dec 2024
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Spending their first Christmas together on his world, Wade is determined to make it a good one for Logan. The man has had a pretty crappy life for an anchor being and giving him a few gag gifts is the least he can do. Until the presents turn out to have a little more meaning than he realized day by day, leaving them both feeling like themselves again. Together.
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Maximum Effort by ArtemisFAYZ012
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
09 Dec 2024
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Grab your special sock, nerds. This is gonna get good. It's the sequel to Deadpool and Wolverine that they won't make because Disney is not ready for them yet...
Wade and Logan are living together. On paper, it's a motherfucking miracle. In reality, it's not what they thought it would be.
Then the TVA offers them a job and things start a-changing. While Deadpool and Wolverine are fuckin' shit up, Wade falls first, but Logan falls harder. And shit goes sideways in the most colossal way. -
Until you get sick of me, honestly by 3koboldsinahoodie
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
08 Dec 2024
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Moving in with Wade was categorically not a regret. In fact - not that he was ever going to let himself admit that to Wade’s face - this was probably the best thing that could have happened to him. But of course, he was moving in with Wade fucking Wilson who, as much as he had grown on Logan throughout their bizarre adventure, was still a human tornado. Sometimes it was really hard to remind himself how glad he was that Wade had called after him.
They hadn’t really had an exact conversation about how long Logan was expecting to stay. Wade’s words on that first walk back to the apartment had been “Stay as long as you need - until you get sick of me, honestly!”
“You think I’m not already there, Bub?” Logan had joked with a wry smile.
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Logan has decided he's going to try and not fuck it up this time around. He's going to be grateful for the second chance that Wade gave him when he met (kidnapped) him in that bar. He's going to be a good dad to Laura, and a good roomate and friend to Wade. Which means he is absolutely not going to let himself take Wade's joking flirting seriously, and he categorically won't get in the way of Wade and Vanessa. Even if the selfish part of him wants to. -
Mark Your Territory by panties_on_boys
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies), Deadpool and Wolverine - Fandom
05 Dec 2024
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There’s a lot Logan’s done to be ashamed about. Stealing Wade Wilson’s clothes and touching himself to their scent is deplorable, but still a stretch from the worst thing he’s been responsible for.
So… convoluted answer, right? He has the wherewithal to be ashamed, and he is, a little… but more than that, he’s pent. And horny.
Going directly from what happened in that God forsaken Odyssey into domestic living with Wade, can you really blame Logan for ending up– ah, what is it– conflicted? Have half of a heart, will you? He’s no good at feelings.
Having to sit on the same couch as Wade, mental images of his head rolling back on his shoulders all bloodied up in that Odyssey… Having to share the same shower as him, knowing he’s been buck naked in there… Having to watch his shirt ride up when he reaches for the top shelf in the kitchen… Learning he wears panties? God fucking forgive Logan, but he’s just a dog.
And Wade smells fucking good.
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- Part 1 of Dog Want a Bone?
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hypothetically fucking around by obihoebikenobi
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse)
02 Dec 2024
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“Fine. You’re a guy. About six-two.”
Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuckity fuck.
“Oh? Do tell me more.”
Wade’s heart hammered in his chest as Logan lowered his leg from the top of the couch, shoving it beside Wade and shifting closer so their faces were close enough together that Wade could feel the warmth of his breath.
“He’s got a nice smile, wears too much cheap ass cologne,” Logan continued breathily, pupils growing wider, the blue light of the christmas tree flickering in them.
“Yeah? But you like the smell?”
“Course I do.”
Logan’s fingers found their way to Wade’s knee, tickling over the skin hidden by his plaid pajama pants, catching on the worn hole at the seam by the top of his calf. Wade’s skin grew hot.
“And what’s he wearing? Something pretty?”
“We’re in his apartment, so he’s dressed comfortably. Ratty pants, big sweatshirt.”
Wade tugged at the sleeve of his–in fact–big sweatshirt.
Oh. Oh.
(Wade and Logan flirt by sex LARPing.)
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Iridescent by panties_on_boys
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies), Deadpool and Wolverine - Fandom
29 Nov 2024
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“You know I can fuckin’ smell it on you, right?” Logan hisses.
Wade grins, shoving his hips back again. “Smell it on me, huh? What, s’this rut?” He slurs, trying to toss his smile over his shoulder. He’s a piss-poor whisperer.
Logan groans into the side of Wade’s throat.
“You’re making a lot of noise for somebody who ran off to hide.” Wade sighs, his own voice shaking with the effort to stay quiet.
“I ran off to hide because if you kept flirting with me, I would have bent you over the table and pulled up this slutty little dress right there in front of all your friends.” Logan spits. “Would you have rathered that?”
The sink cuts off abruptly. The door opens and shuts.
Wade wants to laugh, but the sound that actually comes out is much closer to a whimper. “That sounds good. Let’s– let’s go do that.” He huffs.
Logan snorts and brings one hand down to pull Wade’s panties to the side. “I want to ruin our friendship.” He mutters.
Wade smiles. “Aww, peanut! You consider us friends?”
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- Part 3 of Dog Want a Bone?
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High, High Hopes for This Living by Anonymous for Marv_with_a_v
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse)
29 Nov 2024
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Living a life where there isn’t much going on besides merch work, Wade and Logan take to having a good time together. At first it’s just sharing the kind of high they both are always trying to achieve to make things feel a little easier. It slowly morphs into something else that really brings the fun back into their lives. Something they’d forgotten could exist and sounds as difficult to keep as every buzz they chase… but it turns out it’s not so hard, if they acknowledge all they actually need is each other.
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Muse to Me, You’re a Mystery by BurdenedWithPointlessPurpose
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
27 Nov 2024
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Logan had issues. A lot of them and he was aware of that. He just didn’t really care anymore, the way Miss Mary Puppins didn’t seem to care about a lot either. She was free spirited and happy, despite what the world said she should be. It was surprising to find her owner was almost the exact same way. Wade just happened to be the human variety… and a hell of a lot worse in all the best ways.
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maybe it's a little too early (to know if this is gonna work) by jercyDeeC (jercydee)
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
25 Nov 2024
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Poolverine Week 2024: Day 6 – Sharing Clothes
Wade—probably in an attempt to piss him the fuck off, as usual—stares at him with a piercing gaze, maintaining eye contact with Logan as he grabs a white t-shirt from the folded pile and slides it on.
Logan just glares at him, jaw clenching tight.
Five times Wade
stealswears Logan's clothes, and one time Logan wears Wade's suit.Rated for allusions to sex, but nothing explicit. Takes place some time after the movie's events; assume Logan and Wade are back-up X-Men.
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Hellraiser, Heartbreaker by prettyponyridetohell
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
10 Nov 2024
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“Don’t worry, baby boy. We’ll keep you safe.” Wade drawled out. His voice low, reassuring and coaxing something hot to curl up in the pits of Logan’s stomach. His fingers itched to grab Wade by the chin but he kept them tight on the wheel instead until he got a whiff of scent that suddenly spiked.
From the rearview mirror, he saw a blush on “Wolvie’s” face. Logan fought to bury the growl creeping out of his throat. The little punk. He was staring at Wade like he’s a piece of meat.
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OR: Cagefighter Wolverine fights and gets kidnapped by an interesting masked man called Deadpool and his companion, a gruff old version of him named Logan. It was for his own safety, they said.
But when Wolverine finds himself wanting to know Deadpool more intimately, he ends up at odds with the older Logan, who is not going to let Wade get taken away without some bloodshed.
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What Is it About Phoenixes!? by CloudXMK
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies), X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Comicverse), Wolverine (Comics), Deadpool (Comics)
03 Nov 2024
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It’s been a month since they saved the world. All seemed right. Plenty of crime fighting, a new start in another universe, a new family. Everything seemed right in the world.
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Trick or Treat, Wolvie by 69OldManYaois
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
02 Nov 2024
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“It’s stupid–”
“N-no, it’s cute! It’s–uh–very you. But this–?” Logan holds up the tail, “I can’t figure out how to get this on.”
Wade grabs Logan’s hand and begins to pull him toward the room. “I’ll help you get it in.”
“Wait–IN?”Logan finds out that his Halloween Costume is a bit different than had had thought it would be. And he is definitetly NOT ready for what the night will bring him.
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- Part 2 of Deadpool and Wolverine Adventures!
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Definition in Muscles and Age by BurdenedWithPointlessPurpose
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse)
01 Nov 2024
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Hanging out at the X-Mansion waiting for the heaviest rain to pass, Wade and Logan workout with some of the others. It presents him a beautiful opportunity to eye fuck the shit out of his bestie, but an even better one when there is an invitation to sit in his lap. The stupidity that is himself, doesn’t think to question it first. Leaving him thrown back on his ass after confessing his feelings… with a different invitation for later.
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Something in the Orange by 69OldManYaois
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel Cinematic Universe RPF
30 Oct 2024
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Starting a new life after saving the world can be hard. Even more so when it's in a new, and unfamiliar world. And especially when it's with the "Merc with the Mouth." But Logan wants this life.
Right?
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- Part 1 of Deadpool and Wolverine Adventures!
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Twin forces by Google_strip
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse)
29 Oct 2024
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Charles gaze turns sincere and pleading, “please me a chance. I may be able to help you both.”
Logan stares at him for a moment his eyes wide Wade is no better air taken from his lungs jaw clenched shut and eyes narrowed, for once its Logan who speaks first “How do you know all that?”
Suddenly, the voice in the back of Wades mind appears again, the one that led him here in the first place, “Your not the only one with gifts.”
“What the fuck is this place?”
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Wade Wilson a mercenary who's next and last job is to kill the infamous Wolverine but it turns out the universe has other plans as he's flung into a plot that could change the fate of humans forever.
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Try It, Bite It, Lick It, Spit It (Pull It To The Side And Get All Up In It) by Curupia
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Comics), Marvel
24 Oct 2024
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Logan has been away on a solo mission for ages (two days) and Wade is worried (horny) about him. What's a girl to do?
A sort of Patch!Logan fic (he's under cover in Madripoor) where Wade wears a dress and Logan fucks him about it. That's it. There is no plot.
He/They pronouns for Wade because.
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Pillow Fight: Hashtag Winning by BurdenedWithPointlessPurpose
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse)
23 Oct 2024
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Prone to fighting and flirting, that doesn't stop when they share a bed. Wade hadn't thought it would and Logan doesn't seem to care. If anything, he encourages it. A good thing or actually unloading himself against a fucking pillow might have been a lot more embarrassing than arousing regardless of the stakes.
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- Part 9 of Kinktober: Poolverine Edition
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Fixated on your fixation. by Princey_Pup1
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types
18 Oct 2024
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Day 17. Oral fixation
““That. The,” Wade pulled the limb up to his lips, kissing the digits and kept eye contact with Nate as he talked. His breath stuttered at the care, the gentle exploration. The *worship* under it. “Shit. The way you think about it. Like it’s extra and not monstrous or a weapon. Not like it’ll hurt you but like it’s a part of me that’s /added/. You look at it the same way you look at scars. Like they’re just something a person has because they lived.” Wades gotten his tongue involved now, kitten licks that really aren’t helping the ‘big cat’ visual Nate has imbedded in his mind now.”
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- Part 17 of Kinktober 2024
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Killshot by Moonstarss
Fandoms: Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, X-Men (Movieverse), Marvel
10 Oct 2024
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After Logan decides that he is done with being a sad sack of shit, he decides to go on a dating site and finds a porn site and finds that one male model that catches his eye, He’s called Merc with the Mouth, Wade Wilson, he subscribes and asks to meet up with him, for a porno, and they fuck and mess around and they fall in love.
Title lyrics are from Killshot by Magdalena Bay