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    “You’re an idiot Wade,” Logan grumbled.

    “Aww is little Wolvie worried about me?” Wade teased gently nudging his thigh against Logan’s, “There’s no need to worry, this isn’t the first time I’ve shot myself in the head, but I have to admit this is the first time it was by accident.”

    They both froze. Logan’s head snapped towards Wade, doing a double take at the words. Wade, equally startled, looked like he couldn’t believe they’d slipped out either.

    “Wow that was dark I shouldn’t have said that out loud,” Wade chuckled awkwardly.

    Or; Wade accidentally shoots himself in the head during a spar with Logan, but then they're forced to face a deeper issue when Wade accidentally lets slip about a dark habit.

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    In which Peter Parker is the new lab assistant at Stark Industries and a certain merc with a mouth wants his number. As for Peter, well, he's kinda new at this whole trying to seduce a red and black spandex wearing, katana-wielding gunslinger thing.

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    Twenty-eight times Nathan Summers had to watch Wade Wilson die (and the one time he made sure it would never happen again).

    A drabble narrative for Febuwhump 2024

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    This wasn't how it was supposed to go. Not how any of it was supposed to go.

    But that's how it went, because Deadpools life is a joke and people take pleasure in his misery. But killing of the only person he cared about /again/? Come on. That was harsh. and now taunting. God damn, he can never catch a break, huh?

     

    This is entirely inspired by icp's in my room.

    And because i'm a sap for these boys, i can't bear to let them not have their happy ending (I'm working on it, i swear.)

    Also, i'm fully aware that my writing isn't totally awesome lol, i'm practicing, notes on how i can improve and any other comments are all strongly encouraged. :)

     

    (THIS HAS BEEN REPOSTED, I AM THE ONE WHO ORIGNALLY POSTED IT, LINK IN NOTES)

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    After a heated argument, Wade comes home to blood in the bathroom sink.

    How did that get there?
    -

    4 years later, Peter wipes out the blood in the sink and turns off the bathroom light.

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    This wasn't how it was supposed to go. Not how any of it was supposed to go.

    But that's how it went, because Deadpools life is a joke and people take pleasure in his misery. But killing of the only person he cared about /again/? Come on. That was harsh. and now taunting. God damn, he can never catch a break, huh?

     

    This is entirely inspired by icp's in my room.

    And because i'm a sap for these boys, i can't bear to let them not have their happy ending (I'm working on it, i swear.)

    Also, i'm fully aware that my writing isn't totally awesome lol, i'm practicing, notes on how i can improve and any other comments are all strongly encouraged. :)

     

    (THIS IS NOW POSTED ON MY WRITING ACC, ARACHNAEQUEER DW ITS NOT COMPIED)

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    "Jesus, Wade." Cable groaned, sounding almost in pain as the man deposited heavily into the stool next to him. That orange, glowing eye flared as Cable gave a passover look at Wade's body with a scowl which only made the merc gleam in delight.

    "Jesus ain't got nothing to do with this one hundred percent burnt Canadian ass!"

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    Wade and Nate start spending more time together after the events of saving Russell and a bit of the future in the process. With their growing friendship, feelings start to develop with no real outlet. Tinder comes into play as things slowly start to fall into place in the most roundabout way. Difficulty expressing themselves, will they ever find a way to voice their heart's desire properly, or will their stubbornness keep them at a standstill and ignore what's there?

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    Ugly, lonely, and depressed, Wade Wilson has all but resigned himself to a life of solitude. But when a glory hole place called The Promised Land (the "Home of the Holy") opens up, Wade discovers a way he might be able to find some intimacy without traumatizing anyone with the sight of his skin. Enter Peter, the sassy, sweet sex worker who has a perfect ass and an even better sense of humor. They might (might!) be even better than Spidey's.

    ~*~*~

    Yes. This is 100% the glory hole identity porn love story no one asked for. It's a smutty, angsty, fluffy, funny rollercoaster. Please read the tags!

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    Peter Parker’s life as Spiderman is full of ghosts. A mercenary from a long dead universe offers him freedom. A long trail of blood, greed, and darkness follow.

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    Wade and Angel are happy together in their beautiful little relationship. After losing Vanessa, Wade finally found a way to be happy again with his pretty winged heroine. Life was going really good. Until it wasn't.

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    Wade decides it's time to test Spideykid's combat skills.

    This is a small sequel to my fic 'Spiderman has a Very Bad Night, Deadpool Comes to his Rescue and Does (Almost?) Everything Right' [henceforth referred to as ‘Deadpool Saves the Day’ because that title is way too long to keep typing]. It can be a standalone read as well. Just know that Deadpool previously rescued Peter and now they're buds.

    Goes from fluff to angst and boomerangs back to fluff.

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    “Okay, first thing.” He bit back a grin as Peter instinctively straightened into a quasi military stance.

    {He’s so cute!}

    [Disgustingly so.]

    “Have you had any formal training? Aikido at the Y? Maybe some boxing? What’ve you had?”

    “Oh, uhm, I’ve watched some YouTube videos.”

    Wade stared at him. “YouTube videos.”

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    peter didnt mean to.

    it was just a stupid dare, a bet. and now it's all gone topsy turvy.

    (now he has a job offer at shield, and he's not really sure what to do with it)

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    “So we’ve got a few choices here. I could kidnap him, releasing him under the condition that he goes out with you, and buys me a chimichanga, cause you know, I’ve got to eat. Ruining his reputation on social media is always an option. Or I could turn him into the SnapChat ghost, if you get my drift?”

    Spider-Man laughs. It’s a beautiful sound. “Any less violent options?”

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    Honestly, Peter wasn’t sure how it started.

    Well, okay, he supposed it started with him actually agreeing to a kiss in the middle of one of Wade’s lightning-fast word vomits on a roof one night, but still.

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    “Do that too much, and they’ll get stuck like that. No, they won’t. That’s just a bullshit thing parents say so you don’t win sass battles. I think that’s what parents say at least, never had any. Well, I mean, I did, cause duh, I exist, and storks are bullshit. But parents. Yeah, I kind of burnt mine to the ground. Anyway, point is, roll your eyes as much as you like. They’re real pretty.”

    Peter frowns. “They’re brown.”

    Okay, wow. Out of everything Wade’s said, he’s pretty sure that’s not the most important thing to get caught up over.

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    You always ruin things for yourself.
     
    No, he always ruins things. Plain and simple.

    And he can’t ruin Peter Parker, he just can’t. Because the world needs Spider-Man, and the world is infinitely more important than one lonely Wade Wilson.

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    Peter had known better.

    Or, Deadpool works hard to win Spider-Man’s affection, trust, and respect and the one time Spider-Man trusts him, it leads to a death.

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    “Hey,” Hallucination Spiderman says, before stumbling to move out of his way when Wade passes him to get to the kitchen. “I-” His Spiderman starts, “I came to apologize. For earlier.”

    Wade deals with hallucinations.

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