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here we are, both of us lonely by CartoonMayor, GayWatson
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
09 Oct 2024
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Stede Bonnet is getting married tomorrow. He's still a virgin, so before he beds his wife-to-be, he heads into Bridgetown to find some company for the night.
OFMD Kinktober 2024 Day 10 - anonymous sex/marking/"open up"
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- Part 44 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
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wine-stained waterlily by florence_after_midnight, lovedhands
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
09 Oct 2024
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“Do you want to do pirate things?”
The vestiges of a pout besmirching Stede’s face are hosed away by glee. “Yes! Oh, please.”
“Babies like you drink juice,” Ben says, rubbing Stede’s lip. “But pirates drink grown-up juice. Do you want to be a big boy today, lad?”
After finding a sweet thing wandering a port in Barbados, Captain Hornigold appraises his acquisition.
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- Part 1 of before the blossom blooms
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Jack sighs and pushes the shed door open.
On his couch, balled up and bawling, is some… kid.
With the daycare empty, janitor Jack intends to unbend after work, but instead, he finds a straggler whose parents never came.
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[Podfic of] bait the hook by florence_after_midnight, little_seahorse, vexbatch pods (vexbatch) for lovedhands
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
04 Jul 2024
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Audio Length: 01:07:30
Just like that, the kid stuffs flowers in his pockets and turns tail, a couple of blossoms left behind; with the sun crawling west, Jack sees a wet streak glinting on the boy’s ankle.
Gotcha.
Stede catches Jack first. Jack catches Stede next, and he doesn't let him go.
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Captain Hornigold seems to be around his father’s age, and there’s some silver in his dark hair. He has a short-cropped, well-maintained beard, a barrel chest under a plain white shirt, and leather trousers that hug strong thighs. His leather boots come to just below his knees. “And who are you?” he demands, crossing his thick arms over his chest as he stares down at Stede, his face impassive.
“St-Stede Bonnet, Captain!” Stede aims for a salute, and his cheeks redden when he hears Izzy mutter something about how they’re pirates, not the fucking navy.
“Stede Bonnet, hm?” Captain Hornigold’s voice is curious, and he looks at the travel bags. “And you’re here to join my crew?”
“Yes, Captain!” Stede lowers his arm, not sure what to do. “I’m very keen! And capable!”
Stede Bonnet is on a trip with his father when he meets Eddie and Jack, two pirates on-board the Ranger. Eager to escape the stifling future ahead of him, Stede runs away.
After all, serving under Captain Hornigold can't be worse than staying with his family, right?
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Just like that, the kid stuffs flowers in his pockets and turns tail, a couple of blossoms left behind; with the sun crawling west, Jack sees a wet streak glinting on the boy’s ankle.
Gotcha.
Stede catches Jack first. Jack catches Stede next, and he doesn't let him go.
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[Podfic of] the acid test by vexbatch pods (vexbatch) for lovedhands
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
05 May 2024
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Audio Length: 20:00
“Is– is he coming?”
“Not yet,” Izzy said. He wanted to give the boys enough time to weigh anchor. He wanted to make sure Bonnet was worth it.With the Gentleman Pirate captured and ready to be delivered to Blackbeard, Izzy inspects the quality of his Captain’s prize.
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The School for Exceptionally Sexy Middle-Aged Sluts by JoQuickly
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
09 Apr 2024
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Day 16 of #ofmdAUgust 2023
Prompt: Any Cartoon (Hentai)
(shortfic)
Thanks to @Trix_n_Treats for choosing the promptSUMMARY
Welcome Class to your first day at The School for Exceptionally Sexy Middle-Aged Sluts. The school that takes run of the mill, garden variety strumpets (gender neutral - we’re open of mind and leg here) and turns them into world class, gaping-holed floozies. We know you’re going to love it here.
Stede Bonnet knows he's a slut, he does! It's just that it's more of a theoretical knowing. Perhaps the school will be just what he needs?
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“I’m trying, but a D isn’t enough—my GPA will tank,” Stede murmurs. “Please.”
Stede’s knee brushes Izzy’s. Izzy jolts.
“We’ll figure something out,” Izzy says. “Leave now, Stede.”
Or, the story of how the hard-ass professor Izzy Hands caved to one student’s incessant pleas for bonus opportunities.
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- Part 1 of you'll understand when you're older
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Five times Edward Teach heard fairytales, and one time he became one.
Trigger warning: quite a bit of suicidal ideation and self-harm on Ed and Stede's part, but not graphically described.
I promise, things get better for them!
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Piano virtuoso Edward Teach meets wannabe artist Stede Bonnet at a gilded age house party.
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“And what exactly were you hoping for, coming here this week?” Ed asks, dropping his voice so Stede has to lean in close. His hand still rests lightly on Ed’s back, and now one of his golden curls brushes against Ed’s cheek.
“Freedom,” says Stede, his voice barely above a whisper.
“What kind of freedom?” Ed turns to face Stede, slips his hands under his robe and around his waist, feeling the heat of his body radiating through his thin shirt.
“All of it.” -
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Prince Stede of Bonnet is en route to be married to the King of Low when his ship is overtaken by pirates. Stede offers himself up to the Dread Pirate Blackbeard in exchange for freeing the rest of his people. He does not expect Blackbeard to propose marriage as a part of their agreement, but if it is a choice between the kind of monster Ned is and the kind of monster Blackbeard is, that is an exceedingly easy choice to make.
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“I need you to kill someone.”
“Who’s the poor soul now?” Ed asks, stirring in a dollop of milk into his cup of earl gray.
Izzy wrinkles his nose, “Some mortal bastard down on Earth. People have started worshiping him instead of me.”
A Gentlebeard Eros/Psyche retelling with Izzy as the antagonist. Written for JanuAUry 2024 (Day 7 - Myth)!
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He drew up alongside the coachman and pulled out his pistol. The man glanced at him and then looked resolutely away, as though ignoring him would make Ed disappear. Ed rolled his eyes. “C’mon, mate, are you really gonna make me say it?”.
“S-say what?”.
Oh, fine, have it your way. “Stand and deliver!” he roared, his booming voice fit to shake the leaves from the trees, despite being slightly muffled by the disguise he wore.
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It's 1778, and Ed is England's most notorious highwayman. He's got a good life, robbing the rich. The last thing he expects when he stops at Bonnet Inn for the night is to get something of his stolen.
(It's his heart.)
This was written for The 13 Days of Crimes-mas challenge. Day 1: Brigandry.
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March 3, 2024: I decided to add a scooch more smut, just for fun. Nothing major - just a little dirty talk from Ed about what he plans to do to Stede in the future.
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Stede's feeling a little shy about sex with Ed, so Ed proposes Stede touch himself and let him watch.
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- Part 2 of Jessie's OFMD Kinktober 2023
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A truth is revealed in the aftermath of Stede's ear piercing. Izzy takes initiative.
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calicocock: u mean its ur first fuckin time? hoo baby were gonna have fun tonite poppin ur cherry
calicocock: show me ur titsPoliteMenace: That's rather forward. Is that how it's done on these things?
Stede goes adventuring into a new app and finds a match almost immediately.
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“Is– is he coming?”
“Not yet,” Izzy said. He wanted to give the boys enough time to weigh anchor. He wanted to make sure Bonnet was worth it.
With the Gentleman Pirate captured and ready to be delivered to Blackbeard, Izzy inspects the quality of his Captain’s prize.
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- Part 24 of Valley Kink Vacation
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Dinner and a Show by MarriedToBigfoot, strawberryjerry
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
02 Apr 2023
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Stede Bonnet has never understood the excitement behind sex. His few encounters with those sorts of physical exploits had been uncomfortable, stilted, at times mildly distressing. He doesn't quite understand why his crew are all so obsessed with the topic. And he certainly doesn’t understand why said topic making him feel the way he’s feeling.
And least of all he understands is Edward, or more aptly, the thoughts he’s been having of him.Or:
Stede Bonnet learns that sex can actually be very good when it's done with someone you love.
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Ed and Stede have been best friends since college, and are the co-creators of the popular youtube channel "Cryptozoology Unmasked". One day, Stede finds a new adventure for them, a man who claims to know the infamous Kraken. Ed's skeptical, but goes along with it for Stede's sake. What could possibly go wrong?
(The answer? A fucked up ritual. A lonely beast. A 24 hour time limit. And two cases of nearly twenty years of repressed feelings.)