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You've never seen something as innocuous as candy provoke such a reaction from someone. Is there more to it than meets the eye?
Aka "Karkat Tells You a Horror Story"
(#4 of 30 OTP Sentence Prompts feat. Karkat x Reader. Sentence: "I'm not saying this to make fun of you, because different things scare different people, but... you're afraid of *what* now?")
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cronus finally quits smoking after it starts to mess up his gills function, but he forgot to throw away his last pack. due to cronus' influence and "coolness" on mituna with his smoking habit, and from damara, mituna picks up smoking after cronus. much to his dissaproval. kankri tries to provide advice aswell, but it dosnt look like hes stoping anytime soon.
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Porrim: I spo ke with Ro se. She to ld me what MILF means.
Dave: oh
Dave: shit
Dave: I mean what no don't let her fool you it has multiple meanings
Porrim: It do es no t stand fo r ‘man I lo ve fruit' and yo u kno w it. -
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Obama gets a steamy, though invasive, phone call from Zebruh.
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TFW Earth gets conquered by aliens and you try to get out of slave labor in the mines and accidentally end up doing porn for your new Overlord with the hottest guy you’ve ever seen.
Better hope you aren’t roommates, too.
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Dimensional Veils and Magical Aliens by Oniforever
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Homestuck
02 Apr 2024
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The Veil does not connect to the world of the dead. It is a portal, a portal to another planet, made in the ancient days before transportalizers were invented. Long forgotten, the Veil to Alternia stands in the Department of Mysteries while the other half lies deep underground in a chamber below the hive of one Eridan Ampora. When Sirius falls in, Eridan follows him out.
Slight AU where the trolls didn’t play Sburb and Aradia isn’t dead, and where the Battle of the Department of Mysteries happened in the summer of Harry’s fourth year. Mildly OOC Eridan (it’s for a good reason I swear)
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Zhetsu/Xhorim first time ! Xhorim enters his first heat and needs Mr. Zhetsu to help him <3 He doesn't know what to expect and he's a little scared, but Mr. Zhetsu is here to teach him everything.
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In moments of desperation and fear, most think of all the things they missed out on as they grew. But in this moment, all that came to mind was pure unfiltered rage. For a society built on functioning at night one would think that darkness wasn’t something to fear. Especially as a seadweller, he should be used to this level of darkness; the kind where you honestly can’t tell if your eyes are even open. But here he was, stuck in the dark, with no memory of how he got there or where he even was. All he knew was danger was near, so he would do what he did best, and fight his way out.
Your name is Eridan Ampora, and you are ready to kill that spider bi***.
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Your name is LEEOUH BOACCO, and you're currently trying to survive around a whole circus of murder death cult clowns on a ship in the middle of space while fulfilling textile orders.
The thing is, you know something that you're not supposed to.
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No one really knew what would happen to the sprites when their troll halves were revived; they were already pulling shenanigans to get that far in the first place, they didn’t have the time or space to start asking questions. The results were as thus: not much, really. Nepeta and Equius returned to their normal selves, while their other halves gained real bodies! Still sprite-like, but with all the human parts where human parts should go.
Which is where you come in.
Your name used to be Dave Strider. And as luck would have it, you encounter a cute troll girl at a pool party, who makes you feel things you haven't felt in a long time.
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What do you do when your boyfriend interrupts your camboy stream to play a shitty prank?
Get your retribution on camera, of course.
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In the library on the meteor, Rose finds an Alternian book on troll anatomy. She asks Kanaya to translate it for her. Lesbian sex ensues.
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When Karkat signed up for the Interplanetary Research and Investigation Team he expected to be working with a crew of highly trained scientists and engineers each dedicated to the cause of mapping the local flora and fauna of their local star cluster. He got that. They just all also happen to be the biggest raging dunderfucks this side of the milky way galaxy he has ever had the displeasure to be trapped in space with. Lucky for him, this is his and his less than competent partner Dave's last tour of the smallest planet in Star Cluster 413 before a well needed break. If he gets through this, it's a solar sweep's worth of rest and relaxation on the farthest rock from any of these assholes and he cannot possibly wait.
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You are the right hand man of the Midnight Crew, which really means you are Spades Slick’s babysitter. You don’t actually mind keeping him in line. His temper is vicious but so is your own, and you know how to keep his head on straight when it counts. You just wish being his right hand man actually meant something to Slick. You’re the closest to him, always have been, but it seems you’re just another employee with a fancy title. You doubt he’d consider you an associate, forget about friends.
Your brow furrows, putting the first dent in your calm facade. He never did appreciate you, or if he did he never bothered to show it. After all he may have built this city but it’s you who’s held it together. You grip the cigarette in your lips and leave it there, freeing your hands. You take Slick’s disheveled shirt collar in your fists and yank his face up close to yours, only bending slightly down to meet him as the toes of his leather dress shoes brush the floor.
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You’ve been fueling his ego this whole time, and you know it. You just don’t know how to stop. He finds a way to pick away at you no matter how you retort. Anger is definitely the worst option, and this has been going on for so long primarily because you’re so prone to it. You hate the way that he gets to you, how he always lingers in your pan for a little too long. You have got to stop wasting your time like this.
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a collection of small smut fics of the trolls.
index shows ships, summaries, and content warnings so you know what you're getting into.
comments keep this collection going!
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Your name is Karkat Vantas and you’re currently watching your buddy, Gamzee Makara, gorge himself on sopor pies. He’s stoned out of his mind and he has a bit of slime around his mouth. You think it’s gross but Gamzee couldn’t give less of a shit.
aka gamzee gets stoned on pie and gets bloated from faygo and karkat likes it a lot
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This is literally just for my own self indulgence I just wanted a good place to put this shit. Read if you want it’s whatever, the title is straightforward it’s all just sex scenes with my own characters and canon characters. Very cringe
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Terezi finally makes a move. Written to fill the prompt "robofucking".
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- Part 164 of fail_fandomanon Fills
- Language:
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- 562
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- 1/1
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A Brief Review of Troll Anatomy and Caste-based Gendering by Acey_Chey (mrs_sakuma)
Fandoms: Homestuck
03 Nov 2022
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It's on the tin, babes, and it really is brief, but more than I wanted to squeeze into the series notes.
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