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He outstretched his hand. Purpled laughed.
“No.”
“C’mon. You know you want to.”
“I can’t dance.”
“Everyone can dance, some people are just cowards.” Tommy grabbed his wrist and yanked him to his feet. Purpled sputtered and Tommy grabbed for his other hand. “Look, just copy me. Step-step-step— Nope, like, the same direction as me. There you go. One two three, one two three, leg behind— Yeah! Look at you go. Again the other way— Ow.”
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Purpled sold his soul to the devil. He knows what a bad deal is, and affection charges a pretty heavy interest.
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goldenduo centric AU fic please god we need more of these
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"Although, maybe you're right and it's not worth it, I..." The guy didn't have time to finish, as Tommy jumped out of the corner.
"What!? No! You're not going anywhere, bitch!" He snorted, crossing his arms over his chest, his tail swaying tensely from side to side.
The demon didn't understand for a moment why they were so shocked, before realizing that, fuck, he walked in front of them, and he was a demon, and he revealed himself, idiot.
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A demon boy tries to drive out an annoying tenant from his apartment, but fails and accidentally becomes attached to him.
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- Part 2 of Technoblade-centric for the soul
- Part 1 of DSMP one shots
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Tommy thinks this will be really funny, honestly.
Why wouldn't it be?
He's going to set off fireworks in the castle, and it is going to be hilarious.
He just needs to not get caught, considering he doesn't really want to spend a night in jail.Series
- Part 6 of Thirty OneShots In Thirty Days 2024
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the wither is now a domesticated household pet by clementine_emeralds
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
30 Oct 2024
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Techno rubs his temples in frustration. This could go two ways. He could successfully pry the wither skull out of his foolish little brother's hands and call it a day, or they could become homeless within a matter of seconds.
“I told you to never go through my chests.”
“You should've kept it locked then,” Tommy smirks.
“I did!” Techno defends, though the more the blond speaks, the more unconfident he gets.
“Well, you should've stopped me from becoming a master at lock-picking,” Tommy counters. “What even is this thing?” he tosses the wither skull up in the air. A valuable artifact from the Nether, bestowed by chance, only to those who deserve it. Techno feels his guts start to twist as Tommy throws it around as if it were a benign, worthless rolled-up sock.
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Tommy steals Techno's wither skulls, then proceeds to spawn and domesticate a wither.
Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #21: 'Wither Skulls'
with bedrockbros!Series
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i also just find a georgian ghost in a my house too (wdym that's not normal..) by clementine_emeralds
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
29 Oct 2024
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He waits for Tommy to do something horrible like let out a damning scream, or something arguably less horrible like attempting to shove Techno off the balcony only to find out that he is, indeed, an untouchable spirit.
Instead, Tommy does something that has never been done before. He staggers.
“You're a robber,” Tommy whispers.
Techno stares at him, confuzzled. “Um, no. See, I'm not real. Watch this. I'm going to disappear in three, two, one..”
Techno passes through the wall, Tommy blinks as he does so, missing the moment completely, rather fortunately, because seeing a presumed thief dissipate through your walls is a one-way ticket to self-registering at the asylum.
“Holy fuck,” Tommy says underneath his breath. “Those shrooms I took were real.”
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Techno is a ghost haunting Tommy's college dormitory. Things spiral. (Techno was a student from the Georgian Era, and Tommy is bad at Minecraft.)
Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #17: 'Haunted College Dorm'
with bedrockbros!Series
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The Vagrant and the Fanged by clementine_emeralds
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
21 Oct 2024
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“Whatever,” the figure shrugs. “I'm Tommy. This cavern is pretty empty nowadays, so…”
Techno raises both eyebrows as Tommy leans towards him, smiling sheepishly.
“I haven't mastered it yet, but I really want to turn you.”
What. Techno clears his throat. “Into..?
“Into one of us, dummy. Vampires.”
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Kicked-out teenager Techno gets adopted by a family of vampires who reside in a cavern.
Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #22: 'Cavern of Vampires'
with SBI!Series
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The shadow of two pairs of wings are as bright to Techno as the sun could ever be.
There stood a tall child and a short man, black of the ashes and red of trickling blood. But they were also his brother and father, black of the hushed night and red of pomegranate shrubs.
And Techno doesn't understand how they are his family. Because even though they feel like family, they certainly don't look like family.
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Phil is an Elytrian and can fly. Tommy is an Avian and will eventually learn how to fly. Techno has no idea why he doesn't have wings and why he couldn't be like his family.
Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #11: 'Origins SMP Setting'
Angstober prompt #5: 'Do Better'
Platonic Flufftober prompt #28: 'It Takes a Leap of Faith'
with turtletrio!Series
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keep the children away from the shed, AWAY FROM THE SHED, I SAY! by clementine_emeralds
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
09 Oct 2024
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Maybe agreeing to brew potions with Tommy was a lapse in his decision-making abilities.
There's a reason why Phil rarely lets the two of them experiment in the potion room together.
And if Techno wasn't unknowingly hit with a memory reduction spell, then he remembers clearly how seven year old Tommy blew up the shed in their backyard due to an unsupervised fire resistance potion. But Phil isn't home, and Tommy is bored, and Techno is also bored.
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That fic wherein nobody knows a single thing about potion brewing and everything goes awry.
Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #27: 'Potion-making Gone Wrong'
AI-less Whumptober prompt #14: 'concussion' "See if you can follow my finger with your eyes."
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A fourteen boy named Rafael made friends with a mythical creature. He kept it a secret from everyone one.
Until one day the owl decides leave its nest and adventure. What a dumb little owl to think nothing will happen to it.
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Or: raf is a babysitter and tommy is the baby ( motherfucker is older than raf )
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happy birthday to y- ACHOO *sniffles* whoops.. by clementine_emeralds
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
15 Sep 2024
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“Okay, one, two, three!” Tommy exclaims, and proceeds to blow out the candles. He gets rudely interrupted by the sudden urge to cough. He makes a split-second decision of holding it in; for a moment, he thought he successfully kept it from leaving his throat.
Until he made practically everyone jump because of the weird choking noise that just spewed out of his mouth.
What's worse is that he coughed directly onto the cake. If he looks on the bright side, it's probably contaminated by his own spit and he gets to keep it all to himself. On the other hand, all the guests are going to hate him now.
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It's Tommy's birthday and he is sick. Fortunately, his brother knows how to make his day a tad bit better.
Sicktember prompt #4: 'Great. I Got a Cold For My Birthday.' with bedrockbros
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the sky has your back by clementine_emeralds for LyraLikesToDraw
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
07 Sep 2024
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Tubbo clicks his tongue. “Sometimes I wonder how on earth you even got accepted into this club.”
“Oh shut up,” Tommy says, biting into his pizza. “I know all about this moon shit.”
“No you don't,” someone interrupts. It's Techno again. He takes a pizza out of the box.
“Fuck you,” Tommy curses at him, then proceeds to steal his pizza.
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The astronomy club spends the night at school. Chaos reigns the evening, as always.
Prompt: astronomy club au
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- Part 123 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 61 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 79 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
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Top Secret Information: Only Idiots Are Allowed to Reply by clementine_emeralds for sircantus
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
05 Sep 2024
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“You could’ve just texted me. Sending letters is troublesome.”
“Where’s the fun in that?” Tommy rolls his eyes. “Let me be a big, fancy man for once.”
“Is trespassing into my humble abode and giving me a heart attack a part of trying to be fancy?”
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A letter fic between Tommy and his brother a few days before Techno's birthday.
Prompt: “On the count of three, jump. Ready? THREE!”
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- Part 117 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 58 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 73 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
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in these grazing fields by clementine_emeralds for Mel_Mei
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
05 Sep 2024
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On the lawn, he sees his brother reading a book with the same silence he has always held when Tommy isn’t bothering him. Like a psychopath, he does not care about the weather, too hot or too cold or warm enough to etch his skin.
“Oi, bitch!” Tommy calls, walking down the porch, basket swinging from his grasp. “Whatcha doing?”
“Reading,” Techno responds plainly. “As if it wasn’t obvious enough.”
Tommy rolls his eyes and plops down beside him. “Dad told me to harvest some plums. Come with me. That isn’t a request, it’s an order.”
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A day in the life of a family that lives in the prairies.
Prompt: prairie life
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- Part 116 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 57 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 72 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
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Happy Blood Day to You by clementine_emeralds for LilBitO_Sunny
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
05 Sep 2024
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“Stop being so mean!” Tommy wails. “You cannot be mean to me on my birthday.”
Techno scoffs, shaking his head. “You were mean to me on my birthday. You woke me up with an ice bucket! You should be thankful I didn't yeet you out into the sun right after.”
“Thankful?” Tommy’s jaw drops. “You shouldn't have even thought about chucking me under sunlight. That is the worst crime to ever commit against vampires, you sadistic fuck.”
“Hurry and open the gift or I will make you go outside.”
That wouldn’t have been that much of a threat if his brother wasn’t a fucking vampire.
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Tommy is a vampire and it is his birthday! Cue the usual bedrockbros shenanigans, banter, and fluff.
Prompt: Vampire au
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- Part 115 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 56 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 71 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
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fuck off, that mackerel is MY dinner by clementine_emeralds for FrancisWritess
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
04 Sep 2024
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“See? We caught something,” Phil heaves the trawl net, pulling it up to a level where they could both clearly see their catch, and what could hopefully be the food on their plates tonight.
There is but one, infinitesimal mackerel nestled inside. It might as well be microscopic.
“Great. We'll have to split that tiny thing,” Techno crosses his arms.
Before Phil could even start a debate with him over what is meant to be their meal, something bursts the tides in half. Logically, it could be a whale.
No. It's a selkie.
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Fishermen Phil and Techno argue with selkie Tommy over who gets to bring a mackerel home for dinner.
Prompt: Selkie and Fishermen meet hijinks ensue
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- Part 114 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 70 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
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WHY IS MY NEW BABY BROTHER A LITERAL BLOODTHIRSTY VAMPIRE CHILD!? by clementine_emeralds for Taylor_Writes_Sometimes
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
04 Sep 2024
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“No,” Techno gets a hold of his tiny hands. “You are not going to gouge my eyes out. Not today, Theseus.”
Tommy tilts his head at the new nickname. He looks utterly confused, and rightfully so. He does not expect a child to know about the myth of the Greek hero Theseus. That is because babies are idiots, and being vampires make them even dumber.
Seriously, where on Earth did Phil even find this baby? And how is he entirely sure that taking him in did not make some celestial, otherworldly being curse their entire bloodline? Techno likes his DNA, thank you very much.
“Phil told me to feed you,” Techno holds up a bowl of mush. What this ‘mush’ exactly is, he does not know. It looks like a concoction of bananas, maybe oatmeal if he squints his eyes hard enough.
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Techno has a new baby brother. And he is a literal vampire.
Prompt: Vampire au
Series
- Part 113 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 55 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 69 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
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“I'm tired of the ground,” Tommy groans. “Take me up to the sky.”
“..What dramatic shit did you just say to me?”
“I am not being dramatic,” Tommy defends. “I'm just bored. So I got us something.”
“Us?”
“Yep!” Tommy exclaims, popping the ‘p’. He opens his phone, and much to Purpled’s dismay, it displays a virtual ticket to a.. Fucking. Cable car. “We're going on these. Today.”
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Tommy and Purpled ride a cable car. Of course this will get very chaotic. Of course it will.
Prompt: “i’m tired of the ground. take me up to the sky”
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- Part 112 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 68 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
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dear, these hearts belong to the sea (hush now, we are free) by clementine_emeralds for Mel_Mei
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
04 Sep 2024
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“What did she say? Did she tell you about the buried treasure that The Captain just recently dug out? That was a hard find, especially since it was submerged within the coral reefs,” Kristin smiles.
“She did,” Techno nods. “Are they here to negotiate?”
“Goodness, no,” Kristin laughs heartily. “Captain Niki and Captain Puffy are friends. They’re here to catch up, probably.”
“Like..having a chat over tea?” He does not know what 'catching up’ means for pirates.
“Nope. They duel.”
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A day in the life of the most chaotic pirate ship that has ever sailed.
Prompt: Pirates AU
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- Part 111 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 67 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
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philza created minecraft (he just doesn't know it yet) by clementine_emeralds for lemonsharkiez
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
03 Sep 2024
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“The history books say you'll lose. Your people will be enslaved, and your fellow deities will call you a disgrace. And I don't want that to happen. The enslaving part, I mean. Future-you is already a disgrace for making it so fucking complicated to get Netherite armour. Like holy shit, why is it so hard these days?”
“I only understood half of what you said,” Phil chuckles. “But alright. How..how exactly did we lose?”
“Oh nothing, you just forgot to bring your sword. It's honestly hilarious. Kept me awake during History class.”
“I forgot to bring my what..”
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Philza is immortal and Tommy is a time-traveller. Oh and Phil created Minecraft somewhere in there too.
Prompt: Character A immortal vs Character B time traveler, A.K.A every timeline Character B jumps to, Character A is always there
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- Part 106 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 62 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
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The Legend of the Mustard Man by clementine_emeralds for lovelyflowerlov
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
02 Sep 2024
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Techno bites into his burger. He gags. “Tommy, what is in this?” he asks in a dangerous tone.
Tommy shrugs. “Oh, it's nothing. Just pickles and mustard.” Ah, after all, he isn't called a hellspawn for nothing.
“This should be a sin,” Techno complains, and Tommy honestly agrees. “Why isn't this in the Book of Commandments? Bruh.”
“I don't know, tell that to Philza Minecraft, maybe he could add it in,” Tommy suggests.
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Tommy, a menace of a demon, attack angels Techno and Philza with mustard.
Prompt: Angels and Demons AU
Series
- Part 102 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 58 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
- Part 3 of Of Legends and Myths (crack edition)