9 Works in Tom Riddle is Bad at Flirting

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    "A Matcha Americano with skimmed milk steamed to precisely 98°F, a splash of 2% milk, three ice cubes made from oat milk, and a shot of decaf espresso, served in a cup lined with salt, much appreciated if you can give it to me quickly."

    The man said each word in perfect diction, not even looking up at the counter. His hair was perfectly coiffed, his suit a dark, dark navy and his skin was rather pale.

    "Is that doable?" He looked up, a little bit irritated, his left eyebrow raised as though he was declaring a challenge

    "Perfectly well, Sir. We're a bit rushed, so I'll have it for you in about five." Harry replied, not wanting to be outdone by the smug man - who no doubt enjoyed torturing baristas - "May I have a name?"

    "Tom."

    Harry huffed out some laughter, deciding against telling him that at least seven Toms were present in the coffee shop.

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    A very random piece of work about Tom ordering the most outlandish drinks and Harry being able to make them by some miracle of magic.

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    A história de como Tom Riddle, o Ministro da Magia, e Harry Potter, o Auror Chefe, entraram em um noivado falso após Harry se separar do ex-namorado.
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    Comédia romântica barata, cheia de frases ridículas e cenas clichês, pra você ler com a sua bebida favorita.

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    The story of how Tom Riddle, the Minister of Magic, and Harry Potter, the Head Auror, entered into a fake engagement after Harry broke up with his ex-boyfriend.
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    A cheesy romantic comedy, full of ridiculous lines and clichéd scenes, for you to read with your favorite drink.

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    Português brasileiro
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    !!TOMARRY!!
    Hadrian (harry) James Potter-Black begains his fifth year at Hogwarts, this time as an omega. How will it go since a certain brunette alpha wants him wants him all to himself? How will the brunette go if so many people desire Hadrian? One thing is for sure. He always get what he wants and he will not give up on Hadrian no matter what.

     

    also i don't know when it will have uplaod but i will try as soon as possible cause i have school and other shi but this stroy is only for fun so im not sure when i will add chapters
    Au; omegaverse

    English is not my navie langauge so sorry for any misspelling! if you will noitce some misspells please correct me!

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    Tom wants Harry Evans.

    Harry Evans, on the other hand, fucking hates him to the very depths of his soul. Some time together would surely solve this problem, Tom thinks.

    Only Harry will not give the time of day much less time to bond. So Tom comes up with the very reasonable plan of forcing Harry to make time by using a magic spell "gone awry" to magically bind them together for a bit. Well, a long bit, really.

    He doesn't understand why Abraxas is holding his head muttering about 'nutters with no common sense.' Tom had more than plenty of common sense, himself. Perhaps he was talking about one of his cousins. Yes, surely that must be it.

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    En donde Harry termina en el pasado, dónde Tom Riddle es aún un niño, y por medio de su complejo de salvador decide cambiar el futuro de todos.

    Y de alguna forma falla totalmente en su cometido al mismo tiempo que lo logra.

    "No, Tom, no puedes matar a Dumbledore ahora, tal vez más tarde".

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    Пять раз, когда назойливого начальника Гарри принимают за его парня, и один раз, когда он перестает возражать.

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    "Tell me the story, Granger," Tom mumbled, his back towards Hermione.

    Hermione smiled at the boy, "There were once Three brothers who were travelling along a lonely, winding road at twilight..."

     

    As comes with war, over the months multiple anti-heroes have come forth to express their hate towards the Golden Trio.
    But after being targeted by a friend, Hermione Granger falters at the face of a fight, just long enough to be hit by a curse.

    Now thrown back in time with nothing but a molten time turner and her beaded bag, Hermione Granger is determined to make a name for herself, to not lose herself.

    Until she finds out that she is not a part of a time loop, that is. With each small action the future rebuilds itself little by little.

    Now Hermione Granger is hell bent on derailing the trajectory that Tom Riddle's later career as Lord Voldemort will take

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    It starts with a very unexpected encounter. Where the timing, the setting and the occasion is all one too perfect for this to be a coincidence.

    This is the recount of a curious witch, by Tom Riddle.

    The story of the lines between Hermione and Tom. Of the lines between me and you.

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    Harry and Tom have been rivals since they first stepped foot in Hogwarts at eleven years old. Now, seven years later, it might not be the rivalry that causes such heated emotions.

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