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    "Be my uncle." Tim said.

    "Excuse me?" Jason faltered.

    "Just hear me out," Tim raised his hands placatingly. Jason found it both infuriating and hilarious that the kid only now thought to put his hands up after Jason"s been holding him at gunpoint for five minutes.

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    Jason breaks into the Tower with a clear cut plan in mind for his successor. A recently orphaned Tim has other ideas.

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    Jason scoffed and held up his phone, their one sided chat displayed on the screen. "What kind of sick game do you think you"re playing here?"

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    Jason receives a text from Bruce that throws everything off balance. He goes to the manor to confront him.

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    Jason flexed his claws but did nothing as Tim was forced to shift.

    Except, instead of getting smaller, he grew bigger.

    Like, ten feet and four hundred and fifty pounds kind of big.

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    Jason decides to fight his successor in his shifted form. It doesn"t go as planned.

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    Tim Drake came to a realization one night, no one cared, therefore he should exploit the shit out of it. Also Jason Todd just got back from the dead.

    Or a real summary or something:

    Tim Drake was doing fine, he was great actually (Alexa play Despacito,) sure he was alone but he wouldn’t have it any other way. The only issue is that his…coworkers…were making that very hard.
    Jason Todd was angry. He’d died, then once he came back to life there was a little rich kid running ‘round in his colors. But once he finally confronts the kid things look…different from his revenge fantasy. (Alexa play ‘Teenagers’ by My Chemical Romance)
    But unfortunately for him the kid won’t leave him alone until he’s back in the family. And unfortunately for the kid Jason has the same plan.

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    Talia doesn"t tell Damian his father"s name before sending him off to Gotham. This sets off a series of events that no one could have predicted.

    On an unrelated note, Tim has always wanted to be a big brother.

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    A series of connected stories where Danny goes to the Justice League for help abolishing the Anti-Ecto Acts and taking down the GIW. Along the way, he makes a few friends, somehow confuses everyone, and meets another halfa.

    (Personally excited for many secret identity shenanigans in store >:) )

    Fyi some new works might be inserted between pre-existing ones depending on the timeline

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    "Did a two year old just outrun you?" Jason asked, wanting to make sure he wasn"t hallucinating.

    Bruce clenched his jaw. "I didn"t want to hurt him." He growled.

    "Liar!" Tim piped up from under the desk.

    Jason was starting to like this version of his successor.

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    Tim gets turned into a toddler.

    He makes that everybody"s problem.

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    It’s a long flight from Gotham to Siberia. Dick’s siblings, to Bruce’s horror, use the time to start debating Dick’s love life.

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    Four times Bruce overhears his kids saying that the reason they act like him is because of the genes they share and the one time Bruce is caught doing the same thing.

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    Bruce deals with the aftermath of his misguided decision-making skills. Tim does not help. In fact, Tim does the opposite.

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    Tim’s never quite figured out the proper behavior for someone who’s sick. Instead of resting, he often makes his way to the Watchtower.

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    Danny gets 🌌 YEETED 🌌 to another dimension.
    Sam and Tucker get yeeted to a 🌟 DIFFERENT 🌟 other dimention.
    Wes and Constantine have ghost-related 👻 Problems™ 👻.
    The Batkids have a 🐔 CHICKEN MASK 🐔 that may or may not be sentient.
    The Justice League are 😵 CONFUSED 😵 and/or 😡 ANNOYED 😡 and/or 😰 SCARED 😰.
    Waylon is in 💖 LOVE 💖.

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    A crack crossover series involving Danny Phantom, the Batfam, the Justice League, and John Constantine. Everything is ridiculous and nothing is in chronological order. Good luck.

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    Bruce has a routine he does every night for the sake of his own sanity. But really, it shouldn"t be so darn challenging to get all of his kids to go to bed, should it? Featuring some good ol" Batdad content.

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    just all my batfics in one place

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    “So!” Dick says with great fanfare, throwing himself across Bruce’s designated chair with nary a care in the world.

    The Justice League look on with a mix of befuddled awe, like they’ve never seen a child dressed up like a traffic light before. Which they haven"t. Bruce mentally steels himself as Dick clears his throat. “Why am I here, you ask? Well, when two people love one another very, very much-”

    “You’re adopted.” Bruce says.

    Or; Bruce lets Dick attend a Justice League meeting on the Watchtower. Bruce has regrets.

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    A continuation of Security Updates

    It may have been a mistake to let Tim stay at the Watchtower while he heals from his injury but the kid really needed to get away from his brothers.

    “Wait, what if I go to the Watchtower with you.”
    “I don"t think-”
    “It’ll be great. I"ll even help out if you need me to. I"ll be the best unpaid intern the Justice League has ever had.”

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    When Captain Marvel sends out a distress call, the only League member available is Batman. Bruce comes to his aid, but he finds out that Billy is a 10-year-old homeless orphan with black hair and blue eyes. Obviously, he makes the only logical decision and adopts Billy. Because it"s Bruce—who"s allergic to revealing life-changing information—the League is left in the dark.

    This story is written as 5+1 story from the Justice League"s POV as they attempt to define the weird relationship between Batman and Captain Marvel. 5 times they didn"t realize Batman had adopted Captain Marvel, and the 1 time they did.

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    “Dick?” Bruce says.

    “Hm?” His mouth is full of waxy sugar.

    “Where are your clothes?”

    Dick is wearing the original Robin costume from his early days in the boots and cape. The outfit is at least two sizes too small, the cape only reaching the small of his back. Upon further inspection, Bruce can see that he waxed his legs for this. Jesus Christ.

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    Bruce decides to check on his children before heading to bed, except he can"t seem to find them.

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