18 Works in Thirsty Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian

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    Esteemed heirs of the Lan Clan don’t associate with foxes and all their wily ways. Luckily, foxes are a rare, dying breed. As such, Lan Wangji has never had the misfortune of meeting one.

    So naturally, when hushed murmurs of an invasion whisper into his keen ears, he listens intently.

    There is a fox in the Cloud Recesses. 

    Or, Lan Wangji, a proud dragon and second master of the Lan Clan, hates foxes more than anything. That is, until he actually meets one for the first time and realizes he's the cutest thing in the world.

    And now, Lan Wangji faces a massive problem—how exactly does a dragon court a fox?

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    Wei Ying is confident that once he has a patent on the books, he'll be able to bring his coffins into funeral homes nationwide. They're biodegradable, affordable, and attractive–what more could a dead person desire?

    Unfortunately, for all of his talents in invention, Wei Ying isn't well-equipped for tackling bureaucracy. Hence, the need for a patent lawyer: a smart, intimidating, and extremely sexy patent lawyer from Lan & Sons.

    He sees it coming, like a car crash in slow motion: he is going to embarrass himself.

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    On a lazy day in Cloud Recesses, Wei Wuxian gets bored and decides to challenge Lan Wangji to a game that will test his focus to its breaking point.

     

    I'm not gonna lie, this is mostly just smut with tiny bits of introspection.

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    "I’m flexible and agile but I need to work on my muscles! Will da-ge help this weak one?” Wei Ying asks, turning around in the seat after completing his set. Nie Mingjue looked down and saw Wei Ying’s head tilted up, those long, black eyelashes fluttering, teeth pressing down on that luscious lower lip.

    Nie Mingjue shakes his head as if to shoo away the unholy thoughts. He’s well aware that Wei Ying loves to provoke people to get the reactions he wants and even knows how far Wei Ying can push him.

    Two can play this game, he thinks. After all, a flustered Wei Ying is the best version of Wei Ying.

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    In 2008, Wuxian discovered the secret to enjoying all the fun parts of college life without the pesky classes. He dropped out to bartend full-time. Auntie Yu cut contact with him, which was a plus in Wuxian’s book. Being a flirtatious chatterbox paid off—in tips, and lots of phone numbers scribbled on the back of receipts.

    After nearly 5 years, he’s starting to question his choices. He'll be 25 on his next birthday, and the age gap between him and the undergraduate student body is starting to make him feel deeply uncool. Unfortunately, all the students his age are like his roommate Huaisang—neurotic PhD candidates constantly teetering on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

    Wuxian’s starting to consider moving back home when he sees Him. An exemplar of male beauty, practicing tai chi at dawn as Wuxian staggers home after a late night partying with co-workers. According to Huaisang, the hottie with a body is a tenured professor in his forties. All of the faculty and students think Professor Lan is like a mountain—beautiful and serene, utterly centered and unmovable. Wuxian is convinced the man is actually a dormant volcano. He’s determined to do whatever it takes to make him lose control.

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    Wei Ying is thirsty.

    For real though, get this bitch some water.

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    There was no way the old contract Jiang Cheng found arranging a marriage between the direct disciples of the Nie and Jiang sects was, as Jiang Cheng insisted, the way to solve the problem of the Yiling Patriarch - if only because there was no way the Nie sect would agree to it.

    Except - they did. And now they're coming to discuss terms.

    With Lan Wangji as the official chaperone.

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    Wei Ying refuses to accept this! He has lived two lives—two lives! He even died once for this shit, then revived! He motherfucking died! His plump, peach-shaped of an ass deserves better than this!

    Day five into their married life, and Wei Ying has had to come to terms with the horrifying fact that—that—that his husband is into vanilla sex! Like really, really vanilla sex!

    Like he has a bottle of lube on hand always, gives you three finger prep and only fucks you in missionary kinda vanilla sex!

    Or, Wei Ying is tired of having vanilla sex with Lan Zhan, and he seeks to change this (in a way that won't hurt his poor husband's feelings, of course!!!!!!).

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    wei wuxian paints pretty people.

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    At a cultivation conference in Lotus Pier, Wei Wuxian comes to terms with the repercussions of his previous life.

     

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    Written for Chengxian week day 5 - Distance

    There is a space in Wei Ying's heart reserved for someone else. Somehow, Lan Zhan has always known.

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    “Oh? Would Lan-er-gege prefer me to beg?” This time Lan Wangji doesn’t stop his hands. "Please," Wei Wuxian grips his hips, teeth tugging at his lips and Lan Wangji—Lan Wangji shudders. 

     

    “It's like that then. . ” Wei Wuxian hums, baring down till he can feel his knees shake. He goes in for a real kiss this time, if destruction is what his hands are good for then hes going to ruin Lan Zhan.

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    In which Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian’s stand mixer pulls an iconic WWX and self-sacrifices itself off the kitchen counter in order to allow our favourite couple to commit hardcore domesticity that Jiang Cheng would rather poke his eyes out rather than be subjected to such acts.

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    Wei Wuxian was horny. Kinda drunk. But mostly horny.

    "You are so mean, Hunguang-Jun. Only watching, when your Wei Ying is desperate for your touch. It's all your fault, Er-gege . I can't live without your touch anymore, not even a single day! What are you going to do to make it up to me?"

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    Or in other words, the Gūsū Lán Forehead Ribbon chronicles.

    Or more appropriately, Wèi Wúxiàn's re-education of Gūsū Lán.

    Or maybe, Gūsū Lán disciples have a lot of emotions, and their throw downs are far more epic than Wèi Wúxiàn's. And he's too busy clutching at his pearls to feel jealous. Something is very wrong with this picture.

    Where Wèi Wúxiàn tries to mediate and fails. He is most unimpressed.

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    Wei Wuxian doesn't go to the beach for the sun and waves. She goes to the beach to look at pretty girls.

    {title from girls in bikinis by poppy}

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    Wei Ying thirsting over the hot, broad-shouldered guy in the gym. And then they fuck in the locker room.

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    Wei Wuxian opened his mouth to say something, but he didn’t know how to say, Lan Zhan, oh my god, can I please touch your ass?, without it sounding completely offensive and inappropriate.

    Instead, he said, “Lan Zhan, oh my god, can I please touch your ass?”


    Wherein Lan Wangji has a fat ass, and Wei Wuxian notices.

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    Wei Wuxian have found interest in a certain angel.Then, he made an objective to start courting/pursuing him.

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