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    He heaved the log up with a groan and dropped it onto the chopping block. It took him a few hits with the ax to break it in half, but when it finally snapped and dropped to the ground, he let out a satisfied grunt. He grabbed the hem of his tank top and swiped the few drops of sweat off his forehead with it.
    "Hot damn..." A girl's voice reached him from above and he looked up and into Ciri's room window. The girls hid their heads under the window sill cartoonishly and giggled.
    "I thought you were gonna learn!" he shouted at them, suppressing a laugh.
    "We are, I swear, we are!" he heard Ciri reply sheepishly.
    "Biology, mostly!" Her friend added and they both burst out in a giggle again.

    ***

    Ciri and her friend record Eskel at work, while he chops wood in Vesemir's backyard. Little does he know what changes a short, innocent video will bring into his life.

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    Jaskier fucks up his ankle and has to wait for the search and rescue team to find him. Just his luck its a hunky solo rescuer who encourages him to babble while he sets his ankle.
    or
    Comfy writes a fic based on things she learned in class again.

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    Getting attacked by bandits wasn’t on Jaskier’s list of things to do that day, but then again, neither is meeting a witcher. Life was full of interesting surprises. And another one is on its way.

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    The title says it all.

    Geralt's lips twitch upwards a tiny bit. "Then why are you still out here giving me a motivational speech I don't need?"
    Jaskier's mouth opens and closes, trying to find the right way of not saying 'Oh, you know, I just wanted to take the opportunity to feel those gorgeous muscles of yours.'

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    need /niːd/
    verb
    1. require (something) because it is essential or very important rather than just desirable.
    noun
    1. circumstances in which something is necessary; necessity.
    2. a thing that is wanted or required.

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    The witcher kept his iron grip firm even as his eyes widened slightly, watching the blacksmith Jaskier had thoroughly ridden scramble off the bed to get his clothes.

    “He is-”

    “Damned useless in bed!”

    “Alive.” The witcher stoically stared at the human as he dressed and scrambled out of the room.

    The poor human wasn’t having the best day, Jaskier thought as the door slammed shut.

    “You thought I killed him!” The smaller man whipped around to face the witcher, “What part of ‘friendly neighborhood incubus’ do you not understand?”

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    Jaskier is thirsty, so thirsty, pining for his best friend Geralt, who is oblivious to Jaskier’s feelings. Thankfully, their friends and family see what’s going on and decide to “help,” each in their own way.

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    ▪️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️▪️

    5 veces en que Geralt rechaza a Jaskier,
    y una vez que no lo hace.

    ▪️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️▪️

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    As he waits among the bustling crowd, awful what-ifs keep replaying in his head: what if Geralt has, in fact, changed his mind? What if Jaskier only dreamed the fondness? What if Geralt leaves him after he discovers all Jaskier’s flaws? What if –

    Dad!” Ciri shouts at the top of her lungs.

    Jaskier winces at the deafening shriek (Cirilla has quite a set of lungs). When he looks up, he... oh.

    In which Jaskier sees Geralt for the first time after many months of Geralt's final deployment. It breaks his brain and dooms his heart. (Not that it isn't doomed anyway).

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    The title says it all.

     

    Geralt’s lips twitches upwards a tiny bit. “Then why are you still out here giving me a motivational speech I don’t need?”
    Jaskier’s mouth opens and closes, trying to find the right way of not saying Oh, you know, I just wanted to take the opportunity to feel those gorgeous muscles of yours.

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    Jaskier and Geralt are getting ready for a halloween party but Jaskier needs some help with his costume.

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    “People like me now and I hate it.” A gruff, almost growl of a voice says from behind him. Jaskier jumps out of his skin and into the rafters. He was startled sure, but also whoever had just spoken most certainly just saw him put bread in his pants.

    “Beg pardon?” He manages to get out and he turns around. Oh oh. It’s the gorgeous man, his muse, the one he just sang a song about without permission in front of a crowd. The one whose forearm was thicker than his neck. The one whose thighs, Jaskier stopped that train of thought before it could begin.

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    Jaskier has the best one night stand of his live and a new Professor.
    He is a mess and maybe, just maybe there're feelings involved

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    Moving to a new town is one thing. Moving to a new town, becoming best friends with his neighbor and falling head over heels for her dad is something entirely different.

    In his second year of college, Jaskier struggles with his undying crush on Geralt, Ciri's dad. It also doesn't help that the man's job involves him looking like an absolute wet dream come true, emerging from beneath a car, muscles flexing, slick with sweat and grease.

    He's really fucked.

    Now with art! (Chapter 9)

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    Viscount Julian Alfred Pankratz de Lettenhove always dreamed of becoming a bard but life and Destiny had other plans. Now a successful and wealthy nobleman, he hears rumours of a witcher travelling through his land and Viscount Julian's curiosity just won't let the opportunity pass him by.

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    In which Geralt is not the first witcher that Jaskier meets. He's completely enthralled when a witcher saves his life whilst he was studying at Oxenfurt and makes it his life's work to change the world's opinion of witchers. Meanwhile Geralt is intrigued by the amorous bard that Eskel has befriended and sets out to find out more.

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    Only one customer could make Ciri snicker that loudly, and Geralt braced himself to face Jaskier

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    “He had tried distance, tried nearness— starved and gorged himself on Geralt’s sometimes-fickle attention. Neither method had worked. Neither cured his love-sickness. How’s that saying go: feed a cold, starve a fever?

    Or Geralt falls ill after a bad hunt, but Jaskier is consumed by a fever of his own.

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    Yennefer drags Geralt to a charity auction and, unfortunately, Geralt lands a date with the cute musical theatre major he's been pining for over the last few years.

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    5 times Geralt rejects Jaskier, and one time he doesn't

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