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    Dandelion is a man on a mission.

    It’d taken him a little under three months to track down one of the five Gwent cards that were currently missing from Geralt’s deck. (If he were a more honest man, he’d admit that it’d taken him a little less than three days to track down the rare, first-edition Yennefer of Vengerberg card to a little inn in the heart of Oxenfurt—the inn was close enough to the Academy that he could probably be there and back within half a day, if he was of a mind to be terribly inconvenienced. The problem was that the innkeep wanted far more crowns than Dandelion would ever pay for anything Yennefer-related, especially something intended to be a gift for Geralt. And he couldn’t…

    He couldn’t very well pickpocket it. Not everyone kept their Gwent deck as close to the vest as Geralt… If they were talking about the man’s coin purse, or a handful of hard candies from a local confectioner’s stand, it would be different. But the time and energy he would have to commit to obtaining the card simply wasn’t worth it. Not for Yennefer’s card, at least.)

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    Geralt and the team once again ally with known art thief Jaskier to pursue an even bigger threat. A mysterious thief from Jaskier's past is more than he seems. What will they learn along the way to catching this apparent copy-cat?

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    Just a collection of short stories revoling around chubby Jaskier.

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    They had their pick of sleeping compartments, what with the rural location and the time of night. Geralt had chosen a small windowless closet of a room right by the engines. More defensible, he had said. Less chance of being overheard. More economical.

    A cruel method of torture, Jaskier thinks of it.
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    Mafia boss Geralt asks Jaskier to accompany him on a tour of an arms dealer's warehouse. On the train back to Novigrad, Jaskier questions why he of all people was chosen for the job.

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    Jaskier would not call himself a thief. But, well- he is elbow-deep in someone’s saddlebags, pulling up handfuls of pretty little bottles. They’re all filled up with jewel-bright potions, corked delicately, and they almost seem to hum in his hands.

    Then, suddenly-

    There’s the sharp point of a sword at his neck.

    A podfic of the fic by theredtailedhawkwithjewelsforeyes.

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    Приехал Геральт в чудный город - Новиград. И благодаря одной персоне задержался в нем надолго.

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    Geralt is hired to protect a noble from an assassination plot and things don't exactly go how he expects them to. Namely, the bard with a knife.

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    Geralt's phone pings with a message, rousing him from his stupor in front of the television. He turns the volume down automatically as he unlocks his phone, and is surprised to see the message is from an unknown number.

    The attached picture takes all the mystery out of it. Jaskier stands in front of a full length mirror in what appears to be a hotel room. He's dressed to the nines in a sapphire blue suit, hair delicately coiffed and the faintest bit of liner around his eyes.

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    This job promises to be the easiest four million crowns Jaskier has ever made, at least until a run in with a Witcher brings to light the nefarious intentions of his employer. Now Jaskier's professional and personal pride are on the line, along with the safety of the Continent.

    Can Jaskier stop flirting long enough to atone for his mistakes? Can the Witchers tolerate a thief in their midst in service of stopping a more dangerous criminal? After all, needs must when the devil drives.

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    Eskel confirms this a moment later when he whispers brokenly, “Lil’ Bleater died.”

    Jaskier chokes on the air, “W-What?” There’s no way that he could’ve heard that correctly. Lil’ Bleater… was fine. She’d been in excellent health when Jaskier had arrived at the keep with Geralt, and had even given him an affectionate headbutt when he’d come to visit her in the barn. But, at the same time… Eskel wouldn’t lie about something like this. All of the animals at Kaer Morhen are dear to him, but Lil’ Bleater? No…

    “A wolf.” He says, swallowing hard. “V-Vesemir said a couple of chickens had gotten out of their coop awhile back… they were slaughtered by a pack of wolves that lives on the mountain. T-They’ve never come this close to the keep before, so I-I… I… I didn’t think…” His fingers flex around the pillow, his entire body shaking, “I let my g-guard down, and she… She would still b-be alive if I hadn’t…”

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    Jaskier is playing a very extravagant ball tonight. He does more than just music to make his living at this party— someone notices.

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    A Robin Hood AU starring Jaskier as Robin and Aiden as Guy of Gisborne. Jaskier sneaks into the castle determined to make Aiden pay, it doesn’t go as planned.

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    Jaskier is playing a very extravagant ball tonight. He does more than just music to make his living at this party— someone notices.

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    “I’m going to disappoint you,” he said softly, a note of sorrow in his tone. “But you knew that already.”

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    As Geralt begins to narrow his search for the criminals responsible for the robbery, his relationship with Jaskier continues to force him to choose between his search for the truth and his feelings for the thief.

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    Day 5 of Whumptober 2020

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    Jaskier opened his mouth to cry out, to scream, anything, but it was ripped away by the jagged shards of reality tearing through him.  It was the djinn all over again.  The agony of watching Geralt disappearing beneath the rubble of the house.  The first chill that always signaled Geralt returning to Kaer Morhen.  The pull of power and magic that he now recognized as the moment before a spell hit and he was left with no option but to wait for the pain to hit--helpless in the whims of an unnatural force.  

     

    Only this time there was nothing to stop the raw power that seemed determined to unravel him down to his very soul.  

     

    He

            was 

                       remade.

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    He walked to the railing and looked out over the city, enjoying the cool breeze against the familiar burn of whiskey in his throat. Maybe he could convince Yen to let him sneak out once she had her claws firmly set in her latest victim--

    “Climb on board,” a low, sultry voice crooned from the stage, cutting through the noise of the crowd easily.

    Geralt's neck popped as he whipped around and looked for the band he’d initially dismissed. He knew that voice.

    “We’ll go slow and high tempo…”
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    At the social event of the season, Geralt finds himself face to face with the thief who has haunted his thoughts since the first time he saw him. But is there any hope for them in the wake of the dangers growing around them?

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    All Geralt wanted was a coffee after a long night of chasing down leads for the museum robbery. Instead, he finds himself running for his life in the middle of downtown.

    Good thing he's got a handsome thief following him.
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    Or, the Cop Geralt and Thief Jaskier no one asked for, but I definitely keep writing.

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    The phone flared to life in his hand and began to play a loud pop song.  

    ‘I love myself, I want you to love me.

    When I feel down, I want you above me.’

    Geralt stared down at the phone in horror as it continued to play a loud, synthetic pop song.

    ‘I don’t want anybody else, when I think about you I touch mys--”

    Before the song could continue, Geralt flipped it open and shoved it to his ear.  “Who the fuck is this?”

    Beneath him, the world seemed to tilt oddly when a smooth, slightly accented voice purred in his ear, 

    “Hello, Geralt.  Miss me?”

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    Geralt is just trying to do a favor for an old friend when he finds himself tied up and shoved into a storage closet by a group of robbers. There he meets Jaskier, an enigmatic cat burglar who is a little too good at teasing a reaction of the normally stoic detective.

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