20 Works in Theodore Nott is a Brat
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“You’ll behave for me, won’t you baby?” Draco played with her curls, before roughly grabbing her neck and forcing her attention on him. He stared at her, his eyes darkening in mere seconds as he waited for an answer from his little girl. “Answer me.”
“I’ll behave.” Hermione whimpered.
“Do you promise me?” He commanded, his grip on her curls tightening.
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Hermione and Draco are teamed up for a Ministry project. While they quickly find more in common than expected and become friends, Draco is still keeping a secret. But Pansy and Theo aren't about to let him stand in his own way, and they are determined to get Draco to a Happy Ever After (and their own HEA's too, totally unrelated I'm sure). And Hermione was the brightest witch of her age. How long will Draco really be able to keep her at arms length, and what will happen when she finds out? Look at the tags and you can probably guess.
This fic is a wild self-indulgence of my own personal headcanons of the characters and their adult personalities. It was meant to be a one-or-two shot, but y'all know sometimes the characters have minds of their own. Hopefully someone other than just me will enjoy this nonsense. Updates on Fridays at ???? time.
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In the nine years since the Battle of Hogwarts, Ministry rising star Hermione Granger has faced countless magical creatures, but none as difficult or confusing as Draco Malfoy. Meanwhile, the recluse Draco Malfoy has avoided everything and everyone—until now, with his best friend Theo forcing his hand and Hermione Granger popping up everywhere he goes. Amidst chaos involving rogue werewolves, rune stones, and lingering darkness, their lives are about to change. Slow-Burn Dramione epic.
Come for the mystery plot, pining, and sexual tension; stay for the world building and slice-of-life vibes.
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In a post-war wizarding world, Voldemort has fallen but his dark legacy lives on. Wizarding London is in shambles, death eaters have formed deadly alliances, and dark magic abounds.
Amidst the chaos, Draco Malfoy has turned to potion-making to survive. As a talented Potions Master, he starts by brewing healing elixirs, but they barely provide enough to live on. Desperation and a craving for the finer things in life push him to explore darker and more sinister concoctions. He begins creating potent and lethal elixirs, operating as an anonymous black market dealer by night.
When Hermione Granger, now an Arcane Protector dedicated to rescuing witches from illegal sex trafficking, discovers that one of her friends has been kidnapped, she embarks on a desperate quest. Willing to go to any lengths necessary, she seeks out The Poisoner, believing he has what she needs to get the job done.
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Hermione Granger não esperava realmente sobreviver à guerra, ou pelo menos não havia planejado o que viria depois. Agora que tudo havia terminado, ela precisava descobrir como seguir em frente e o que fazer em seguida.
Ela decidiu se concentrar em uma série de projetos pessoais. Obter seus NEWTs. Tornar-se uma Animagus. Descobrir quem ela realmente era, fazendo o que quisesse.
Como parte de seu progresso em direção a essa última parte, ela se deixou distrair por Draco Malfoy e Theodore Nott, e acabou fazendo muitas coisas que nunca havia feito antes.
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Draco Malfoy and Ginny Weasley hold hands much to their and everyone else's confusion (except for Dumbledore, he knows too much).
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Theo snorted, which turned into a laugh. "We had one of those silly fake weddings to ease her nerves. With a...what do muggles call them? Elvis impersonator?" He tapped his chin in thought.
Draco choked on his beer at Theo's words. He smacked his chest three times while the liquid went down his air pipes instead of his oesophagus and choked with a wheeze. "W--what?!" He spluttered through his fit.
"What did you just say?" Blaise asked with narrowed eyes.
"Me and Hermione had a fake marriage in the chapel, to you know... get her prepared for today. Poor woman was in such a mess that I had to do something! So I fake married her last night, to warm her up!" He chuckled, barely registering Draco's face twisting in anger.
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Shakespeare wouldn't care by thatblondebitvh for aplthree
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Sep 2024
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“And what’s your explanation for that hand on my stomach?”
Draco’s breath hitches, Theo can feel it well when pressed against his chest. “Skin-to-skin contact is good. You need extra warmth.”
Theo snorts. “You’re such a hypocrite, Professor Malfoy.”
“I know.”
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How not to woo your best friend's wife? by SybilEvergreen for morgan_magic
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Sep 2024
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Everyone is young and dumb once. Though not everyone makes decade long bets with dire consequences. But then again, not everyone is Theodore Nott.
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Theo badgers Hermione for help.
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Theodore Nott has returned for his eighth year at Hogwarts with one goal in mind: to lose his virginity. However, the universe seems determined to keep him from completing his goal. That is until he walks in on Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger while they are doing their 'prefect rounds.' It seems like the universe knew what it was doing after all...
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The Honeymooners by writetimewrongmuse for Chestnut1992
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Aug 2024
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Mission Brief:
Arrive in Nice.
Meet Case Partner – Do not hex Malfoy on sight.
Maintain the perfect façade of marital bliss — Ugh.
Infiltrate High Society to gain intel on target.
Take out target.
Do not kill Malfoy.
Do not kiss Malfoy either.
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When Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are forced to play the part of a perfect newly-wed couple on their newest mission for The DoM, they discover that pretending to be in love might just be their most dangerous mission yet.
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Draco Malfoy is stuck for the whole summer with his annoying step-sister. And she's a fucking little brat. Like his best friend Theo.
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He pretended not to notice small dimples in the bottom of her back and how Theo’s hands stopped there for too long. He pretended he didn’t memorise each freckle on her body long time ago and didn’t imagine the way he would kiss them, inch by inch.
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Dragonhide boots clicked along the wooden floors, coming to stop beside the sofa. Draco’s lithe form loomed over them, more strands of hair breaking free, obscuring his heady gaze. Tendrils of ink peeked out around the edges of his oxford.
“Why is she wet, Theo? Have you been playing with our girl’s pretty little pussy?” Draco asked, cupping Theo’s chin and tilting his head back.
Harry rocked on his feet but didn’t move, crossing his arms over his chest.“No,” Theo murmured, his lips parting in an o under Draco’s grip.
“Is Theo lying, Mi? We all know what a brat he is?’ Harry prodded, tenderly cupping her cheek and stroking his thumb over her freckles.
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Ex-Husband by emotionalsupporthufflepuff, SarahFraser
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jun 2024
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The plan was to get married to Hermione Granger to avoid marrying Astoria Greengrass. And that plan worked.
Draco Malfoy gave up his wife, knowing she regrets not following through with her relationship with Ron Weasley. After forcing Hermione to marry him, Draco encourages her to pursue a relationship with Ron. When Hermione finds herself pregnant with Ron's child, Draco steps away and signs the divorce papers.
Four years later, a personal ad in the Prophet has Draco and his new husband, Theodore Nott, coming to Draco's ex-wife's rescue and taking advantage of this second chance at happiness with her.
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Hermione Granger didn't really expect to live through the war, or at least she hadn't planned for what would come after. Now that it was over, she had to figure out how to move on and what to do next.
She decided to focus on a number of personal projects. Getting her NEWTs. Becoming an Animagus. Figuring out who she really was by doing whatever she wanted.
As part of her progress towards that last part, she let herself get distracted by Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott, and ended up doing a lot of things she'd never done before.
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- Part 1 of Personal Projects Universe
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“Mine,” Harry snarled in a low, possessive growl that had Theo melting in his hold.
“If you want it,” Theo laughed in a dazed sort of chuckle.
Both of Harry’s hands fisted in the hair at the base of Theo’s neck, forcing his head back – exposing his throat. Harry nipped and sucked marks into the thin skin, kissing over the blooming bruises as if to make his point clear.
“Wanted it for the last two years,” Harry murmured into the hollow of his throat. “Wanted you,” he kissed the spot sloppily.
“Well, now that you have me,” Theo’s hazel eyes twinkled mischievously. “What do you plan to do with me?”
“Gods, Theo. I’d fucking ruin you,” Harry’s nails scratched along Theo’s scalp wantonly.
Harry inhaled, his tongue lathing over the bite marks he left on Theo’s throat – drinking in his intoxicating scent of smoke mixed with cedar and laced with something sweet.
“Prove it,” Theo challenged, watching as Harry’s eyes darkened.
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blinded by the throws of lust & passion by riddikulus_puff for Ceilidhchaos, Jello_cubez
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Dec 2023
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It had become a yearly tradition — taking inspiration from the Yule Ball that had been thrown during the one and only times that Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry hosted the Triwizard Tournament back in 1994 — and had become a buzz for the fifth, sixth and seventh years.
It was organised by the Head Girl, Head Boy and the prefects before the evening being entirely overseen by the selected younger Professors — and this year, the three Professors in particular that were chosen for the task of making sure the children behaved were Professor Nott, Professor Granger, and Professor Malfoy.
A one-shot for the 2023 HP Dreomione Winter Wheel of Fortune Fic Fest
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- Part 135 of fest works
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Everyone is convinced Hermione Granger hates Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott, but appearances are not always what they seem.
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Cherry Blossom Skies by CheekyTorah for keyflight790
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Nov 2019
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Can’t get enough of your smart ass mouth
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Everyone’s gay, everyone’s got someone and Neville may have orchestrated the entire thing.