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    The Commissioner inform Sam and Max that a drag star is in danger, will the two find out who's behind it all or die trying

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    ***WARNING!!! This might unravel some of the immersion of the series. It will also have spoilers for major events that happen within the series. For those who want to keep the imagination and perception of the written word or have not read the series or completed it as of yet, THEN TURN BACK NOW!!!***

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    Inspired by Steve Purcell's desire to make a more "Mature" or "Adult" oriented Freelance Police.
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    The Freelance Duo are back in their most daring, controversial, mature/adult-rated introspective adventures yet!

    Buckle up and come along as we see Sam and Max weave and make their way through the 21st century and their own necessity to be themselves in an ever-changing world.

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    Sam and Max have sex in the Desoto. They’re on a stakeout but it’s really boring just waiting around.

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    Sam, a 45 year old freelance cop has been feeling the weight of dissatisfaction heavy on his shoulders. Being a freelance cop for 22 years shouldn’t he be happy about his career? Well he’s not.
    Maybe he watched too many old cop films when he was a kid, but now the whole “noir” thing he has, he isn’t sure if it really helps people stick around with him.

    Max, a 44 year old lagomorph who has been a drifter for most of his life. It was always okay with him until he realized he stopped counting his birthdays a few years back, but that doesn’t mean he stops aging. He wonder if there’s something wrong with him…

    Both of them just want to belong somewhere.
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    He didn’t turn out as noir as I originally envisioned, but it’s still there.

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    the freelance police find themselves in a caper that's a little more serious than what they're used too.

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    One word. Aliens

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    The recently found pilot episode of the animated series "The Adventures of Sam and Max: Freelance Police."

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    He remembers the hug the Commissioner gave them after all was said and done. He knew it wasn’t because of them, there were just no cases left. The waver in the Commissioner’s voice hit his heart harder than he meant to let it.

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    Warning! Only officials with access level 5 or higher can view these files, unless stated otherwise. Please present your identification card.
    Scanning...
    Scanning...
    Scan complete. As a scientist with only level 1 access, it is required by your training to view these files to better understand the purpose of your work. These files record the many misadventures of your coworkers and your higher ups. What you will see will involve lovecraftian monsters, horrible violence, and of course mind melting truths. If you cannot handle any of these topics, consult with your manager for a different job.
    If you are comfortable with these conditions, then you may continue with your access to these files.
    From all of us at Kira Labs and Tech, we welcome you to help us continue our mission to making the universe safer and under our control.
    Blessed be the Emperor, Kokichi Kira.

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    Sam arrives home drunk and smothers Max in affection like the overgrown puppy he is.

    Quick fluff fic.

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    Sam and Max are hot on another thrilling case! But something's not right... and it seems a bit too familiar. Will the freelance husbands power through?

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    Max is injured and out of commission. He doesn't handle it well.

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    Sam and Max were designed by destiny (and the series creator) to be together, forever and ever. Not even death or alternate timelines seem capable in keeping them apart... Except in one universe, where an impromptu move to Alaska by Sam's family during their childhood keep them separated for decades. All until one kid unintentionally reunites them, and The Commissioner offers Max a way out of prison.

    [Chapter One Excerpt/]

    The oppressive weight of their attacker knocked a few of the rats out, but it only served to trigger Max's fight response. He twisted around and buried his overgrown and sharpened claws into his assailant's torso, hoping the pain alone would cause the creature to give him enough room for an escape. If push came to shove, he'd use his razor sharp fangs to bite at the behemoth who had him practically pinned on the ground… At least, that's what he would have done had the scent of the dog-man on top of him hadn't finally been recognized.

    With wide eyes and a twitching nose Max looked up at the shockingly familiar face of a long forgotten friend and shouted, "Sam!?"

    [/end]

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    (Based on the Boxed Crook AU I made on tumblr)

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    how max from max and ruby became max from Sam and max

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    I wrote this for a government project

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    sam and max go to portland

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    In his 15 years of being a detective, Sam has never seen a case like this. I mean, ten bodies in under a week? It's almost unheard of. No victims relate back to each other either, it's almost like this killer has no motive aside from outright violence. What's even weirder is Sam starts feeling like someone is following him after taking this case as his main priority. Swears he sees someone trailing him on walks, eyes on him in his apartment... Weirdest of all, the killer starts leaving clues but only to him.

    He has to apprehend this murderer before he inevitably becomes the next victim...

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    Things move forwards, onwards. When everything is back to normal but also completely changed, what do you do? Sam and Max might figure it out… but probably not.
    Post 305... spoilers ahoy.
    (a Rambley and directionless fic… M rating comes in chapter 6.)

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    on days when sam and max don't have a case to work on, sam's mind gets the best of him.

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