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A ridiculous Cinderella AU that nobody asked for but that I wrote anyways. The kingdom of America is entering its next coronation cycle and is about to select its newest king or queen. Noblewoman Cinderodham thinks she's got what it takes to win the crown, but her wicked stepfather, meddlesome stepbrothers, and a sinister cat are out to thwart her chances at every turn and keep her a prisoner in her own home. Some mice, some magic, and an encounter with the forty-second king just might be enough to help her break free.
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May the last one burn into flames by genewilderkinnie for primuswhore
Fandoms: Political RPF - US 21st c., Pundit & Broadcast Journalist RPF (US)
02 Aug 2021
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the rioters take their riots to CNN headquarters. The anchors stay hidden for hours.
title from the song Freedom by Beyonce and Kendrick Lamar.
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AU. Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio attended college together and had a secret past. When Marco lost his football scholarship, they split up, Ted staying at Princeton and Marco returning to Florida, each taking a bit of each other with them and waiting for the other to contact him. Eventually, they found women to marry and start lives with. But what will happen when their secret past catches up with them? (Sorry, I suck at summaries!)
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Donald Hump; The Greatest Male Stripper Ever by orphan_account
Fandoms: Political RPF - US 21st c., trump - Fandom
15 Apr 2017
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So this was an idea I got after reading "The Billionaire and The Bellboy". I know I am trash. Also, side note this was written by a Russian so.... Putin, hon, we all know the reason you are against the gays is because you are one, it's clearer than the semen your dying to lick off a hot male bod. Every Russian knows this.
Back to the story description, this is a story that is not true but everyone wishes was. Hope you enjoy.
P.s there might be mistakes of grammatical/ spelling type. I am only human, fucked up, but human no less.
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A crack fic inspired by an episode of the adult version of The Ren & Stimpy Show. Donald Trump learns that his husband Mike Pence is pregnant, and the two prepare for the not so blessed event.
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Betting on the election outcome could prove to be the best thing he has done all year and Marco is particularly looking forward to collecting his reward.
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The Hamilgleeibal Candidates in Zimbabwe by LordZimbo
Fandoms: The Flash (TV 2014), Hannibal (TV), Glee, Hamilton - Miranda, Hamilton - Miranda (Broadway Cast) RPF, Political RPF - US 21st c.
16 Dec 2016
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A mix of fandoms trip to the foreign nation of Zimbabwe.
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Marco wouldn't have kissed him if it weren't for the whisky.
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In a post-apocalyptic world where Joe Biden has summoned a demon army and Mitt Romney and Barack Obama are desperately in love, a business tycoon decides to make a bid for the White House by whatever means necessary. However, from the wastes of a desolated America overrun with werewolves and demons, one hero will rise to fight back the darkness. His name?
BERNIE.Series
- Part 2 of The President's Big Stick
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The year is 2017. President Trump has risen, and a small band of candidates must stop him.
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A collection of Crubio one-shots, made as a gift for my favorite tumblr account: the-real-ted-cruz. Partly crack, partly fluff, partly way too realistic.
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Marco Rubio moans the wrong name in bed.
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Campaigning is hard, but there are two (former) 2016 US Presidential candidates that are harder, and for each other no less. What happens when The Rubio's invite over the Cruz's for a friendly "dinner party"? Bondage, blindfolds, pop and political culture jokes abound, get ready for the biggest clusterfuck since the Obama Administration!
Though the "story" is centered around the Republican candidates, each side of the political spectrum is ridiculed, so no matter where you lie, you can find something to laugh at. Not for the light of heart!
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The Hunger Games: A Political RPF by CrubioIsLoveCrubioIsLife (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Political RPF - US 21st c.
28 Jul 2016
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Each year, Panem hosts it's annual Hunger Games. From each district, two tributes are chosen to fight to their death against the tributes from the remaining districts until one person remains. The normally uneasy Marco Rubio takes his little brother's place when he is called as one of the tributes. (Eventual Crubio)
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The Lesson by poorbasil
Fandoms: Political RPF - US 21st c., Crubio - Fandom, Ted Cruz - Fandom, Marco Rubio - Fandom
06 Jul 2016
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College AU in which Ted is a young professor and Marco is an insecure, mediocre student in dire need of assistance or he's going to be expelled.
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All the World's a Stage by orphan_account
Fandoms: Political RPF - US 21st c., Republicans - Fandom
02 Jul 2016
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Marco Rubio goes to one of Ted Cruz's play's and loves it. Theater college au.
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My (Secret) Boyfriend is a Serial Killer by poorbasil
Fandoms: Political RPF - US 21st c., Crubio - Fandom
01 Jul 2016
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GOP presidential candidates Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz have been (secretly) dating for the past few months. The campaign trail may be rough but their love affair has endured. That is, however, until the faithful day that Marco uncovers the truth...
Inspired by my playlist of the same title on 8tracks
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Red Moon by orphan_account
Fandoms: Political RPF - US 21st c., Political RPF, Politics - Fandom
09 Jun 2016
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About three things Marco was absolutely certain of. First, Rafael Edward Cruz was The Zodiac Killer. Second, there was a part of Cruz-and Marco didn’t know how strong that part was-that thirsted for his blood.
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Lets Dispel this Fiction by CrubioIsLoveCrubioIsLife (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Political RPF - US 21st c.
09 Jun 2016
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A 16 year old Marco Rubio leaves his home state of Florida and moves to Texas. From there, his passion of politics makes him join the debate club at his new high school. He was able to get along with everyone in his conservative debate team except for one particular person, Ted Cruz. Initially, Marco and Ted’s personalities clashed, until Marco develops an unwavering crush on his older teammate and Ted reciprocates.
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The Butter Cow by Catticus_Finch
Fandoms: Ted Cruz - Fandom, Marco Rubio - Fandom, dank memes - Fandom, ted cruz is the zodiac killer - Fandom
04 Jun 2016
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Doors slammed and voices were raised. A perfect life was no more. In its place, tension filled the air in contrast to a warm sunny day. If only Marco knew what Ted was doing. If only Ted had seen what he caused.