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Sea of Stars (not so alone anymore) by Smack_n_cheese
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
11 Dec 2024
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The International Commission of Earth sends Technoblade on a mission to mars to check out some possible illegal activates to per say "stop at all costs". He discovers that the universe isn't as empty as he had hoped it would be and now he has to learn all of it alone, or so he thought.
or: Special operations infiltrator Technoblade gets yoinked into an adventure he did not at all ask for, thank you. he gets friends and family he never thought he'd ever deserved but here he is: bamboozled.
or: or: I got the sbi / si-fi brain rot from reading a a few other fics, playing Mass Effect and watching people play Helldivers so I decided we needed more and I'd make my first one.
I will not wright wilbursoot's character into this fic so we die like men with 3/4. support shubble and other victims
As always this fic is about the characters the creators have made not the creators themself if this makes anyone uncomfortable I will remove it immediately, be respectful please. Have a good day
Tags will be added for the characters as they appear so there's no spoilers :3
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In an AU where objects can have spirits, Technoblade is the spirit of the sword called Orphan Obliterator unbeknownst to most. Following the execution, Dream runs away with Techno recharging in the sword.
Story for Day 10 (Injured, "I've got you.") of the Christmas Dreamnoblade Event by alterdnbweek on tumblr.
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- Part 2 of Ink's DNB Event 2024
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The Road to Success (Is a Bloody Mess) by bonesofbluebirds (bluebirdonafence)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
10 Dec 2024
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The Red Angel, or so say the whispers on the streets. He doesn’t know when he coined the name, but he supposes halo of bloody light that circles his head is fitting.
⟷Tommy is the top ranked Villain in the entirety of Essempe, rising to power after (unintentionally) murdering the Top Hero, Íchos, during the formation of his abilities-and taking down an entire district with him. And after being officially named a 'Villain', he just decided to roll with it.
Bedrockbros, Angelduo, Goldenduo and Benchtrio will be written.
But mostly Bedrockbros n Goldenboys.
What can I say, I'm a sucker for 'em.
(Please remember this is a dark fic. Read at your discretion.)
(I do not support CC!Wilbur. Believe victims.)
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my elegies eulogize me by Just_4_Side_Character
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
08 Dec 2024
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“Techno? Who is it?”
Tommy’s heart dropped at the now recognizable voice as he turned his aching head towards the doorway to the kitchen, where Phil held a tea kettle. His arctic eyes narrowed with suspicion, and oh if that didn’t shatter Tommy’s broken heart even more. “Why are you here, Tommy?”
“He says he wanted to ‘talk,’” Techno says almost mockingly. “Talk about what exactly, Tommy?”
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Tommy is dying. He wants to see Techno and Phil before he goes. Arguably, he should have told them about his life-threatening injury when he got in, but he was kinda busy making amends, just let him dip, honestly. -
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After being deemed unfit to serve in the war due to the glitch known as ‘divergence’ Techno is sent back to his primary, Phil. As the days turn into months, Phil and his family try to convince Techno to accept his glitch and accept that he has gained human emotions.
He refuses to be seen as broken and so fights against anything Phil tries to do to “help him”. This leads Phil to making him try group therapy with other divergent androids. As Techno joins the glitchy group of metal he starts to uncover memories unknown to him about his time on the battlefield, feel things he refuses to put a name to and slowly come to the realization that a hunk of metal like him can love.
All because Phil, Tommy and Kristin refuse to believe he’s unworthy of a family.
Or: War android Techno gains consciousness and struggles through the motions of everything that comes with it.
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- Part 10 of 🥐2024🍞
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Okay I put 2 Fics into this one instead, as I thought it was too small, and would fit with it nicely.
So, Blood god and adventures with Phil are all in one. To make the story nice and long
The Titles have had a change, since I didn't like the other's
So this Isn't Finished yet I still have ideas for it
But for now enjoy.
Plus it's easier for me to read and see any grammar mistakesUpdate: No I haven't forgotten about this, I'm just really busy with exams, I will continue <3
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Under A Blood Red Sky (I Will Thrive) by Book_lover9500
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
06 Dec 2024
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Tommy and Tubbo are the best of friends, and they live in the vampire hunter paradise of The Essempi.
Life’s as good as it can be.
But when Tubbo is accidentally turned into a vampire and is abandoned by his sire, it’s up to Tommy to find him a better sire.
And also get the heck out of The Essempi before they’re caught by hunters, or Tubbo’s sire for that matter.
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A Portal to Chaos by zRockyWolf
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP, Bleach (Anime & Manga)
04 Dec 2024
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While relaxing on a rare day of peace, Phil and Techno get thrown through an interdimensional portal to the Bleach universe. Chaos ensues.
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Technofic? In my 2024? More likely than you think.
Thanks so much for reading thissss <3
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Recently, you had received two letters from the same general area. One was from a desperate man, calling to you for aid in a fight for the freedom of a newly formed nation. The other was from an old friend of yours, asking to meet again after several centuries of being apart.
So, if only due to the second request, you obliged the first and travelled to the lands your friend had learned to call home. -
Farewell To My Good And Faithful Friends by Minoisgay
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
01 Dec 2024
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The voices are acting strange. Silent. But there's a new presence. And his voices aren't driving it out as they had with the Egg.
'Techno, time is running out.'
The voice is gentle, almost motherly. And he feels safe.
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Death comes to fetch Technoblade from his cabin in snow, giving him one last goodbye.
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Lorelai goes to sleep near enough a ghost in her own home. When she wakes up...
She should have known the house was too quiet.Or, how the Craft family acquired a daughter.
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Even the brightest wings can’t shield from the darkest of storms.
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Royal Jester!Quackity and Royal Knight!Technoblade hybrids
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- Part 3 of Requests ❤️
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I'd Rather Bleed For Ya by Shade_of_Tomato
Fandoms: Dream SMP, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
26 Nov 2024
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Phil brushed his thumb against the wispy golden hair on the babies head. It felt so much realer than the memory of Kristin's face on his helmet. "What's his name?”
“Tomothy, or something dumb like that.” Schlatt said rather boredly.
“Tommy,” Phil nodded as the memory came back to him. “His real name is Theseus, but everyone calls him… Tommy.”
The baby's eyes grew bigger at the sound of his name. He stared up at Phil with a sort of recognition. One little fist went into his mouth.
Phil had never been brought to his knees in war, but this… it was sobering.
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Dream SMP/EPIC the Musical Crossover. Philza (as Odysseus) spares Tommy (as Astyanax). I mean who could resist a face like that? Gee I sure hope there are no long-lasting consequences
Or, Phil tries to keep a baby alive while literally everyone else dies???
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Ma Meilleure Ennemie by Sustainably_Stupid_Squibbi
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
26 Nov 2024
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Uhm first work pog??? (that sounds so 2020)
anyways thanks to my pookie bear for reading this at 10:37 to check for my grammer😍😍
uhm summary.. go!
“ The Angel—if he could call himself that anymore—didn’t know if he could stand, but the hand on his shoulder wasn’t one he could resist. It wasn’t offered with any hint of compassion—there was none. Technoblade wasn’t here to comfort. He wasn’t here to explain or to mourn. He was here to drag the Angel of Death from the abyss, even if it was only to throw him back into the chaos.” -
And the Universe Chose You by flowerhippie1234
Fandoms: Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP, Rise of the Guardians (2012)
24 Nov 2024
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Generation after generation, immortal Guardians like Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny protect the world's children from darkness and despair. When an old enemy returns from the shadows, he threatens to overpower the only people who could possibly stop him.
So what's that got to do with Tommy?
Introducing a MCYT x ROTG crossover that has been stuck in my head for eight months at this point
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everything I used to love (decayed over the years) by saccharinemarig0ld
Fandoms: Dream SMP
24 Nov 2024
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“That can’t possibly be true! Tommy,” Wilbur trailed on, doubt and frantic rising in tone, “Tommy, he wouldn’t— would never commit such a thing! You’re wrong. You’re wrong!”
“How confident are you in your words, Wilbur?” Technoblade countered sharply and his words silenced the other. And Wilbur’s resolve broke into tears as he shook his head in disbelief. Philza’s hand wrapped around his son’s shoulders, squeezing them as a pathetic gesture for consolation.
Technoblade, undeterred, stepped forward and lifted his hand to him. “Give me your hand.”
“I’ll stain your clothing with my drenched clothes,” Tommy weakly spoke like he wasn’t convinced either. The excuse sat heavily on his silver tongue, chary. Technoblade rose a brow.
“Stain them. I don’t care,” Technoblade says, extending his hand further. Tommy’s gaze drifts down to his brother’s clothing: a white shirt; the stain will never fade. Tommy returns his gaze to his hand, noting he moved closer. “Give me your hand.”
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In a land far, far away, nestled between towering mountains and verdant valleys, there lay a prosperous kingdom. Its ruler, a wise and just king, and his queen, renowned for her grace and kindness, had everything their hearts could desire, except one thing.Despite their riches and peaceful reign, they had long yearned for a child, one to inherit the throne and continue their legacy.
One evening, as the stars twinkled in the sky like diamonds, the king knelt by the castle chapel and made his wish known to the heavens."Grant us a child," he whispered."A child who will be loved and cherished, a beacon of hope for this kingdom."
And so, as if the stars themselves had heard his plea, the queen soon bore a son. On the morning of his birth, the sun shone brighter than it had ever done before, casting golden light over the kingdom. The entire kingdom rejoiced. The bells tolled, announcing the birth of the heir—Dream, the hope of their future.
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This is a Technoblade x Dream in Sleeping Beauty au, Some things may be stupid ar strage so sorry in advance
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Who said villains are destined to die by Ladyraven14
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), 악역의 엔딩은 죽음뿐 - 권겨을 | Death Is The Only Ending For The Villain - Kwon Gyeoeul
21 Nov 2024
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If someone had asked Tommy what he would do if he were reincarnated into a fantasy novel he once read, he would have simply said that he would enjoy that life to the fullest and have some fun. However, now that he is in that very situation, he isn’t feeling as optimistic.
Inngi_pingish who originally wrote this fanfic has discontinued writing it and has their full permission to continue it
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Who do I hold when I'm the one to blame? by Ex_zephyr
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
20 Nov 2024
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At first, Tommy didn't know who to blame.
Was it Niki, Who knew about Wilbur's issues long before they themselves knew about it?
Was it Techno, who refrained from expressing concern for his twin and instead chose to live in somber silence and reclusivity?
Was it Phil not doing enough for his eldest, not providing him the sufficient support he needed?
Or was it Tommy's fault, for being a burden that weighed his brother's thoughts?
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.The recovery after grief, and the beginning of healing between two brothers.
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“Dream has always been good at copying someone's hand, it's obviously a forgery.”
Tommy opened his mouth to protest before he remembered Dream showing off his ability to do just that.
Copy Tommy's hand writing to a T.
Technoblade notices his hesitation and sighs.“Phil will be here any moment now, don't think about trying to run.”
And with that, Tommy was alone.
This was not the plan.Series
- Part 1 of can you find a home in ashes?