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Raise a Weapon to be a Child by LittleLadyMarmalade
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
13 Dec 2024
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Hypixel wasn't a friendly place. There was one rule hybrids live by. Kill or be killed. Technoblade was a weapon after all.
That was what he was trained to do. That was what he had to do. That was the point of it all.
If he wasn't of use, then his masters would just throw him away. Or pawn him off to the next buyer.
But Steve wouldn't do something like that... Right?
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Or: child soldier Techno get adopted by Phil
learning how to be loved and all.
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There's a boy in the woods, but I don't think my father believes me. I'd tried to convince him once but “Archie, there's not one person in this world that could survive in those woods” was all he said.
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I know he's there. I can see him watching me, peeking at me through the treeline. I don't know what he wants, but he seems to never dare approach the stream separating our land from the wood.
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Dream, an entity whose existence is an anomaly, learns how to live while being hunted down by two obsessed gods. When he outruns them, will he finally be free?
A story following Dream before the Dream SMP and during it.
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Techno doesn’t know how he feels about the way Kristin talks to him. Like he’s lost and confused, like he’s struggling to process what’s going on.
Sometimes he does feel that way, though. Lost. He doesn’t know who he is or how to live without his family. It’s like the rest of the world kept moving, and he just… stopped.Series
- Part 3 of the next right thing
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Techno doesn’t understand why Phil and Kristin are being so nice.
Grown-ups aren’t supposed to be, he doesn’t think. His mum and dad weren’t like this at all. And they were taking care of Techno, they wanted him to be better, and that’s why they had to do all those things to him.
But… but none of the grown-ups Techno’s met since leaving have been like that. He lays awake at night staring at the ceiling and wondering if maybe… maybe they’re right. Maybe his parents were bad.Series
- Part 2 of touch
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“Techno,” Phil breathes, taking a step closer. “Tech, baby-”
His son flinches, a high keen escaping his throat, and Phil freezes where he stands.
“God, Tech, what-” Words stick in his throat. What did they do to you? and how did you survive? and, most of all, how did they make you so afraid?or, five years after his kidnapping, Techno is rescued. how do he and Phil recover from this?
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Tommy wasn’t new to strange situations. His entire fucking life was a strange situation . He was an orphan who grew up in the system, and ended up living in a town infested with heroes, villains, and vigilantes, all running around like the city was their little playground, fucking around like a bunch of psychos and not giving a shit about the traumatised citizens.He basically thought he’d seen everything.
That was until he found undying villain blade bleeding out in an alleyway.
Or: Tommy’s clinic for super villains if tommy found techno instead, bedrock bros shenanigans ensue
[ ongoing dsmp fic in 2024? More likely than you think ]
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He shouldn’t have stolen the research ship.
He knows he shouldn’t have.
It's just that- they didn’t understand. The people from this quadrant weren’t stuck in the past, they were more advanced than even his own society. Instead of focusing on technology they instead had access to an odd energy never seen before.
One they called ‘magic’.
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Alien Techno gets a bit too invested in a magical, medieval world and ends up crashing. Luckily, the royals of the planet are just as interested in him as he is in them :)
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Boy why you so gnarp gnarp
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- Part 28 of Dory's Dark SBI
- Part 1 of Dorycember 2024
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Hair Day by LittleLadyMarmalade
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
01 Dec 2024
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Technoblade doesn't have a lot of luck in foster homes and his hair suffers for it.
Thankfully, Phil's been a bit of a help---
Or: just some fluff with Kid Techno and Dadza
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A family built by dreamers and a broken system
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Technoblade's Advanced Guide to Acquiring Roommates by titan_titration
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP, Dream SMP
22 Nov 2024
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Technoblade, Niki, and Tommy are the vigilante defenders of the unfortunately-named city of Quesadilla, dodging the Federation and stopping crimes and villains. But then Techno gets a DM asking him to take a missing person's case, they stumble across more than they were supposed to, and their three-man show gets a lot more complicated.
He glanced up at Roier and Jaiden, who were watching him expectantly. Nervously.
“This is—” he paused, trying to think of what even to say. This was serious, if it was true. He hadn’t seen this article before, though. No one had talked about it. And this wasn’t one of the big-name papers, could be some conspiracy or mislead.
Techno breathed out through his nose. “Are you sure this is real?”
Both of their faces fell, and Techno felt awful. God, if this was some hoax, and he had to deliver the bad news, he was going to track down the writer himself.
or, that time techno accidentally unearthed a whole government conspiracy
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You Miscalculated by Melzadawnz
Fandoms: Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP, ClingyDuo - Fandom, Minecraft (Video Game)
16 Nov 2024
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Tubbo snarled, fists clenched tight at his side. “Heroes? More like blood sucking parasitic bastards.”
Eyes widening, Tommy glanced around the thankfully empty hallway, quickly ushering his friend into the empty janitors cupboard. “Tubbo! Stuff like that could get you thrown in jail! Or worse!”
Tubbo pushed his friend away, he wasn’t about to be lectured on how ‘great and amazing’ the heroes were. How everyone should kiss their shoes and bow their heads because ‘oh but they do so much good’
“Worse? Worse!? What’s worse than being scarred for life? What’s worse than having to learn sign language because your sister can no longer hear you say “I love you”? What’s worse than having both your parents in a coma because uh oh, wrong place wrong time they’re just collateral?” Life was unfair. Heroes were unfair.Or:
Tommy, Tubbo and later Ranboo, decide to become villains after their families are wronged by the 'so called' heroes and the government. But unfortunately for them, the problems go much further back than to what they know now. Can they untangle the web? Who knows?I certainly don't
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There are a lot of things Phil knows about Technoblade that no one else does.
He knows, for example, that Techno was not born in piglin form. That he wears his fur and tusks and blood red eyes like a second set of armor, protecting him in more important ways than the gleaming netherite strapped to his body.Series
- Part 1 of carry the world
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In a world where the gods can choose to bless family lines or just a single person, a family has been trying to gain the blessings of the gods for years, not knowing they are doing nothing but angering them.
Tommy has been locked away from the rest of his family for years, taking the scorn and abuse but never giving up his love for them. When he is used as a sacrifice in a ritual no one was expecting the outcome that came to pass.
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i'm not moving on, i'll love you long after you're gone by rubys_ramblings
Fandoms: Dream SMP
09 Nov 2024
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extra content for the oxygen series
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- Part 2 of oxygen
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The name comes from the song Still Feel by Half Alive.
Techno is the youngest son of LadyDeath and CrowFather... and you would think that having two professional heroes for parents would exempt you from being bullied at school.
But that's not his case, because unfortunately he has a "villain" power and everyone seems to hate him for that little reason.....
But this time his classmates went too far and now he has to hide a burn from his parents and brother who are professional heroes.Series
- Part 2 of How to Break a Blade (Instructions Included)
- Part 1 of Zero to Hero (Or Something Like That)
- Part 1 of Techno with Blood Power
- Part 1 of Transfusion
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Techno was the cause of all his kingdom's tragedy. He had to be. He was cursed from birth and now they were all facing the consequences of keeping him.
Anyone placed in charge of his care always met a gruesome end, whether it was poison or trampling. So now he’s terrified. He’s so very scared because now it’s his uncle's turn to take care of him, the only member of his family who ever showed him any kindness at all.
His uncle Phil who fought for his place to even be crowned, saying that he wasn’t cursed because of his red eyes and pink hair. Uncle Phil who had a son and a loving wife already, ones who Techno desperately didn’t want to doom like he did every other caretaker.
So no matter how safe he felt with him, no matter how much he longed to run into his arms and have someone to take care of him again, he ran away.
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Crown prince Techno thinks he's cursed and, after the unfortunate deaths of everyone he gets handed off to, he refuses to let the only family members who ever really cared for him meet the same fate.
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Please involve the kid you're planning on stealing in your evil schemes or else he'll think he's cursed and try run away.
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- Part 27 of Dory's Dark SBI
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Techno stands beside three closed caskets, in a stiff stuffy suit, staring at the pattern of the carpet.
They wouldn’t let him see his family again. When he asked if he could, the man from the funeral home had shaken his head with a sympathetic look. “You shouldn’t have to see that,” he’d said.
Techno wanted to tell him he’d already seen them dead.
He didn’t argue.whumptober day 30: recovery
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- Part 30 of ruby's whumptober 2024
- Part 2 of the next right thing
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mom am i still young? (can i dream for a few months more?) by mothb00bies
Fandoms: Dream SMP
30 Oct 2024
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Panic is welling up in his chest, ugly and suffocating because surely Schlatt was going to deliver the news that Technoblade had been fearing since his very first attack on Dream all those weeks ago.
Technoblade wouldn’t last a day in Pandora.
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or, technoblade was the only one in his family without powers. not anymore, but this comes at a great cost.
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- Part 2 of Chronicals of The Blood God
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At least one character long please. by Lunareclipsedepression
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
27 Oct 2024
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Soulmates are a funny thing in L’manberg. and Theseus innit had been trick one too many times to care for his any more. but our lovely technoblade has a different say in that
I liked Zombfinn's start of a fic like this and wanted to write a possessive sbi (minus Wilbur cuz I don't wanna write fluff with him in it.) and kind continue ish their fic! :)