14 Works in Stripper Crowley (Good Omens)

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    Aziraphale questioned how he got to this point in his life. With a quick mental check, he realised that there were four uncomfortable truths he had to come to terms with in very quick succession:

    1. He was 50 years old, and had never done anything as insane as this in his quiet, celibate life.

    2. There was a pretty obvious reason why he'd reluctantly chosen a career as a priest.

    3. He didn’t particularly hate the fact that his bastard friend thought a strip club was a good idea to celebrate his Golden Birthday.

    4. He might be irrevocably in love with the half naked, 30-something red-head currently giving him a lapdance in the middle of said strip club.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    104,446
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    178
    Kudos:
    225
    Bookmarks:
    56
    Hits:
    6,908
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    Omega Crowley is at the glory hole of one of his favorite sex clubs tonight, and he's looking forward to a night of debauchery like he often loves to indulge in, but the first, strange alpha who walks through the door captivates him like none other have for quite some time.

    Well— almost none other.

    Omegaverse AU, omega Crowley, alpha Aziraphale, extremely smutty glory hole face fucking and boot grinding as well as a revealing second chapter of knotting and the omega’s mate.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,833
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    232
    Kudos:
    560
    Bookmarks:
    84
    Hits:
    7,884
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    Aziraphale decides to take a trip to a rather different part of town to see what has become of the discreet gentlemen's club he had been so fond of.

    Language:
    English
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    3,017
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    634
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    Aziraphale doesn't want to be a terrible alpha, even if he knows his instincts are far too strong to supress. He needs someone who allows him to go slow...

    His new neighbour might want a word.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,864
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    403
    Kudos:
    1,367
    Bookmarks:
    239
    Hits:
    18,745
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    “Go too fast… I’ll show you too fast,” and the Bentley takes off doing 113 mph in inner London. “It’s only been 6,000 or some years and you already settled down.” Crowley flips the Bentley radio on to distract himself, absentmindedly thinking of the angel’s face he left him behind. It is only a lift home, to be so perverse…

    ---

    In Which, Crowley decides that it is his turn to "settle down" like Aziraphale, and so he creates his own little strip club to piss of the 70's middle-aged men. Meanwhile, Aziraphale is on a mission to prove that he is a worthwhile angel. Thus chaos does as it does. It ensues...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,031
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    671
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    Anathema drags Aziraphale to her boyfriend Newt's workplace, but what she fails to tell him is that the bar they're going to isn't an ordinary one.

    "Show? What kind of show?” Please say burlesque, please say burlesque.

    Clearly stalling, Anathema took a sip of her drink. “You remember that movie we watched a while back?”

    Aziraphale lit up, straightening in his chair. “Burlesque?”

    “Ah. Um. No.” In an obvious attempt to avoid eye contact, Anathema directed her attention to the stage. “This one is more like…” The lights dimmed, and the music changed into something new. “Magic Mike.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,145
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    785
    Bookmarks:
    117
    Hits:
    5,762
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    It can't be, he tells himself. He's chased after strangers on the street before, had his heart leap and then plummet at the sound of a voice or a glimpse of a silhouette. It's never been him before. Why let himself hope, when inevitably all that awaits him will be another fracture added to his already-broken heart? And yet…

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    51,318
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    2,630
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    Crowley is a sex-positive stripper who has a perchance for getting into shenanigans. Aziraphale is her new neighbor who's starting over in a new career. On the outside they may make an odd couple, but their love and chemistry will only build up over time.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,895
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    101
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1,362
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    Crowley has been working at the same dead-end job at the call centre for the last 6 months. He would leave but he needs the money. But on a cold, late October day, the newest hires get their first day on the floor- among them is an Angel.

    Update: On Permanent Hiatus

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47,154
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    79
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1,540
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    AJ and Ezra have survived a lot together, and finally get to focus on building their new life together, but as AJ begins to feel safe and comfortable, they start to learn more about themself, including some painful truths. In the midst of all this, old flames, past abusers, and estranged family members threaten to cause even more wrinkles in AJ and Ezra's life.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    91,532
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    238
    Kudos:
    132
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    5,139
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    It's Aziraphale's fortieth birthday, and he would like nothing more than to settle down for a quiet night with a good book and a bottle of wine. Unfortunately, his friend Anathema has other plans and decides to throw him a wild party. Which would be fine, really, if it weren't for the fact that he didn't actually know anyone there. To make matters worse, Anathema decided to hire a stripper as entertainment.

    Aziraphale resigns himself to a night of embarrassment at the hands of the gorgeous red head Crowley, but things take a turn when Crowley proves to be far gentler and kinder than he ever could have guessed. Aziraphale never would have expected a stripper of all people to be the one who respects his boundaries the most. Even stranger, Crowley seems to actually enjoy talking to him. Perhaps people are right when they say you can find love in the most unexpected of places.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,492
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    89
    Kudos:
    1,503
    Bookmarks:
    217
    Hits:
    10,512
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    Ezra has just been hired as a bartender at an underground LGBT nightclub to help supplement his income while he studies for his master’s, and he can’t help but become infatuated with one of the performers, an exotic dancer who goes by the name AJ.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    236,410
    Chapters:
    46/46
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    1,417
    Kudos:
    863
    Bookmarks:
    109
    Hits:
    25,994
  13. Tags
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    Crowley is an exotic dancer and a massage therapist

    Aziraphale... well, he owns a bookshop

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    64,850
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    289
    Kudos:
    1,075
    Bookmarks:
    235
    Hits:
    15,249
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    Excerpt:

    "So, my dear, I was wondering what made you choose this profession." Noticing Crowley's frown he stumbled upon saying, "you are clearly gifted darling, I just wonder what would make you choose such a… well to be a…"
    "To be a dirty slut upon the dance floor." Crowley bit out angrily.

    Or Aziraphale is a closeted CEO and Crowley is a stripper! Heavy Angst! <3

    Chapters will be added on slowly! <3

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,356
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    108
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1,553

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