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Gods Have Bad Days Too, Or: How The God of the Soul Found His Meaning by hecatesthirdface
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
16 Dec 2024
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As one can imagine, the life of a god is quite different from that of a human.
However, gods actually share many similarities with them. Among the dominant similarities is that they also felt their emotions deeply; mourned and loved, hated and adored. They could be hopeless and anxious, they could be excited and animated.
They could, in the case of Stede, newly-minted god of the soul, be exhausted and discouraged after a long day of work.
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This is the story of how Stede, newly ordained god of the soul, found his place in the universe.
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A Missing Scene: How to Crown Someone With Your Love by hecatesthirdface
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
18 Oct 2024
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In a a palace hidden from mortal and immortal alike, during a time which most have forgotten, a god and a mortal man lived half their lives in the dark, concealed from each other.
Now eventually, the god, Edward, revealed himself—or rather was forced to reveal himself—to the mortal man, his husband Stede, but this story is set before that. This is a story of their blooming love.
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A "missing" scene set during my retelling of the myth of Eros and Psyche, Some Sweet Title About Two Souls Intertwined. (I never said I make good titles.)
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Podfic of "Someone who wants my company" by WellSussed by 1happydaiz_pod (1happydaiz)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
02 Aug 2024
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Stede Bonnet is cursed in the love department. Week by week, he tells his sad story to the beautiful and and surprisingly interested bartender at his favorite bar.
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Some Sweet Title About Two Souls Intertwined by hecatesthirdface
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
01 Aug 2024
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Was there anything peculiar about Stede? Perhaps. There was the fact that he had grown to be a remarkably fair, beautiful young man—fairer, many said, than Aphrodite herself. So fair was he—with his cherubic golden hair like clouds floating over the sea at sunset, bright, kaleidoscopic eyes and gentle smile—that despite his beauty, no suitors felt themselves worthy of his hand in marriage. How could one compare to such a spouse that rivaled all the gods in his appearance, in his fair personality?
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Based on the Greek myth of Eros and Psyche, this is a story of two souls intertwined in a passionate love.
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Someone who wants my company by WellSussed (drcfxtina)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
26 Jul 2024
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Stede Bonnet is cursed in the love department. Week by week, he tells his sad story to the beautiful and and surprisingly interested bartender at his favorite bar.
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Podfic of "The Road Less Traveled" by blooming_aloe by 1happydaiz_pod (1happydaiz)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
08 Jul 2024
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Stede Bonnet can't seem to hold onto a man, and he's pretty sure it's his fault. He's determined to figure out and fix whatever's wrong with him. Instead, he discovers that he's not broken; he's just on a different path.
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The More I Get to Know You (The More I Feel I Knew You) by hecatesthirdface
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
27 May 2024
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1927. The peak of the Roaring Twenties.
Wealthy stockbroker Stede Bonnet sets out to find adventure and renown as a bootlegger on the East Coast.
Things do not go as planned…
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Stede Bonnet can't seem to hold onto a man, and he's pretty sure it's his fault. He's determined to figure out and fix whatever's wrong with him. Instead, he discovers that he's not broken; he's just on a different path.
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[Podfic] Different Names for the Same Thing by Chocolatepot
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
13 Dec 2023
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Their first anniversary is just around the corner and Ed has never been happier in a relationship. Stede, on the other hand, could be happier, if he knew he was in the relationship in the first place.
Podfic of Different Names for the Same Thing by oatmilktruther.
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Ed eavesdrops on a private conversation.
Fluffvember Day 6: Best Friends, "As a crew."
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- Part 6 of Fluffvember
- Part 1 of Daddy and Zaddy
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For Fluffvember 2023 Day 15: Two Times Stede Bonnet Told a Story in My Not-So-Little Prohibition Fic by hecatesthirdface
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
15 Nov 2023
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Yanked from chapters 13 and 14 of my Prohibiton Era fic, two times Stede Bonnet did story time, because I really enjoyed writing these scenes.
You do not have to read my fic up to this point to understand what's going on at story time! Enjoy!
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Frenchie twiddles his thumbs sheepishly. “Yeah no we’re alright, we were just wonderin’—like, maybe we could have a story or somethin’…”
A great warmth blooms in Stede’s chest. “Really? You all want that?”
“I mean—yeah. We’re all gathered up in the den. Lucius found a book with fairy stories in it and well, we kinda—missed it. You tellin’ stories.”
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“Dad takes the chair sometimes,” Alma says, “but you can take it today Ed. Last time we read together dad sat with me, so I’m letting him sit with Louis today.”
The two settle in, Ed sitting cross-legged on the chair while Stede snuggles up next to Louis, putting one arm around him and taking the book in his other hand.
“What story shall we dive into tonight?”
“The Princess and the Troll,” Louis proclaims. “Mum tried to read it and we even tried to get Doug to do the voices, but it’s not the same.”
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A Study In the Romantic Potentials of Discussing Teuthology by hecatesthirdface
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
27 Aug 2023
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Stede wasn’t sure what was more pathetic: that the Squid Facts are the highlight of his day, or that he is seriously thinking of correcting the fact they had just sent. He has no idea who Squid Facts actually is or if this is a thread he can even reply to and have someone see it, but eventually he figures, fuck it, even if no one sees it, he gets that cathartic boost of sending a correction. At least if they see it they won’t be able to call him a pedantic bitch to his face.
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A very silly little fic based on that one photo going around of someone advertising a phone number to text for squid facts on their car: what if Stede texted that number? And what if the person texting out squid facts was Ed?
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- Part 5 of The Gospel of Ace4Ace Gentlebeard
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In the Far North, Ed, a bush pilot, lives on a repeat cycle of two week runs in the Arctic Circle and two weeks at his home in remote Cliffhanger, Alaska. His schedule and surroundings easily reinforce the isolation he's imposed on himself. Day after day, he follows a routine of boredom, loneliness, want, detachment, and complacency.
Then, with a single email and a bewildering phone call, Stede Bonnet, a librarian wanting to open a "remote library" in Cliffhanger, entirely disrupts Ed's routine.
Part of the JanuAUry Challenge, an au fic for the prompt “library.”
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Grumpy Wingmen and Other Surefire Ways to Score Hot Blondes by hecatesthirdface
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
27 Jun 2023
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“Izzy, Iz, I can’t just go over there and ask him out, are you looking at the man?”
Unfortunately, yes.
“He’s just—like—he’s too cute, I can’t even think of what I’d say to him right now I’d look like a fuckin’ idiot man do you want me to look like an idiot—“
Too late, Ed.
“So just, can you please go over there, tell him I’m interested, and maybe get him to come over here? I need more time to think of something cool to say.”
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An adorable blonde has been visiting Blackbeard's Bar & Grill, but Ed is way too nervous to approach him, so he gets Izzy to wingman for him. Because that's a good idea, right?
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- Part 3 of The Gospel of Ace4Ace Gentlebeard
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Inspired by It Happened One Night (1934).
Stede Bonnet is a rich society darling attempting to run off with Charles Vane against his father's wishes. Edward Teach is an exhausted journalist just trying to eke his way through life. When the two meet on a bus headed from Florida to New York, their lives will change permanently, obviously.
The story is much better than this summary.
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- Part 2 of The Gospel of Ace4Ace Gentlebeard
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[Podfic] Different Names for the Same Thing by Djapchan for oatmilktruther
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
13 Jun 2023
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oatmilktruther's summary:
Their first anniversary is just around the corner and Ed has never been happier in a relationship. Stede, on the other hand, could be happier, if he knew he was in the relationship in the first place.
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Their first anniversary is just around the corner and Ed has never been happier in a relationship. Stede, on the other hand, could be happier, if he knew he was in the relationship in the first place.
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- Part 1 of Plans
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To Live on the Land We Must Learn from the Sea by spinchling
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
25 Nov 2022
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Stede Bonnet is a merman who longs to be a pirate. When the chance comes along for him to have legs, he jumps onboard. However, in order to keep them, he has to kill or seduce a pirate captain in two weeks. Easy, right?
Title of this fic is a line from the song "Calypso" by John Denver.
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Ed seemed concerned, and Stede wanted to comfort him but really didn't know if he had it in him to say one more sincere thing to him that wasn't, 'If you don't kiss me right now I think I may just combust,' so he gave him a little closed-mouthed smile.
"Stede? You okay, mate?"
Stede just breathed. Well, panted, really. Yes, he was panting now for Christ's sake. And Ed studied him, realization seeming to dawn on him that Stede was aroused, though he still seemed a bit wary. Which is when Ed noticed that thick hot line threatening to burst a few seams in his trousers, a wet spot now visible even here in the dim light of the hallway.
Ed ducked his chin and quirked a smile as he crowded in closer, and Stede let him, not backing up enough to actually be trying anymore.
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AKA Stede gets really horny and Ed helps him resolve his... situation. :)
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- Part 2 of OFMD Kinktober 2022
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"It's um, it's a blindfold. For you, I mean. If you want it, that is. And if we try it and you don't like it we never have to do it again!" For starting his answer in barely a whisper he sure was shouting now.
A cocky grin spread slowly across his face, drawing slightly closer to his now very pink lover. (God, if he didn't know better, he'd think he'd had too much sun. It was fucking cute as shit.)
"You got us a blindfold? For me to wear?"
Lips pressed into a straight, worrying line, Stede gave him one curt nod.
Fuuuuuccckkkkkk.
"You are the most ridiculously sexy man I have ever met," he said in a low rumble, truly and only meant for Stede's ears, "and if you don't tie me up in the next four seconds, I'll have no choice but to put you at my mercy."
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- Part 1 of OFMD Kinktober 2022