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    In a human world where creatures are expected to keep their heads down, Simon and Baz are trying to live their best lives, despite the secrets they both are hiding.

    Baz is a sought-after nutritionist, populating his Instagram with feel-good stories of his human clients, while discreetly treating his creature clients with true passion. He is accomplished, self-reliant and keeps others at arm’s length. Simon is a care home employee who is working towards realising his life’s dream of becoming a firefighter.

    Simon needs help getting his cholesterol numbers down so he can join the fire brigade. Baz is reluctant to take him on – this guy Snow comes on way too strong for Baz’s comfort. But Simon is determined to secure Baz’s assistance and maybe he'll help Baz open up enough to find what he's been missing too.

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    Simon loves scones and Baz.

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    Simon Snow has never received a Valentine's Day gift. Something always seems to get in the way of his perfect Valentine's Day, whether it be his plotting roommate, his uninterested girlfriend, or poorly timed missions from his overzealous mentor. So when Simon starts to receive gifts from a secret admirer, he has no idea what to think.

    Baz is determined to make sure Valentine's Day doesn't get ruined for Simon this year - even if Simon thinks he's the one ruining it. Will Baz be able to give Simon the perfect gift he deserves without revealing his embarrassing secret?

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    Simon and Penny eat sour cherry scones.

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    We walk in silence for a bit before Snow puts an arm on my chest, signaling for me to stop walking.

    “What?”

    “Did you hear that?”

    I swear to Merlin, if this involves clowns. Snow’s always been annoyingly paranoid. I stand still anyways, trying to figure out what in the bloody hell he could be talking about. I’m about to suggest we keep walking, when I do hear it.

    A tiny, quiet...

    Meow

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    "It’s a Friday when Headmistress Bunce asks me if I want to spend the weekend at her house with Penelope and Simon."

     

    Penelope invites Baz over at her house in order for him to surprise Simon and spend Valentine's day together. (Crowley knows he needs a win.)

    Except Baz decides he wants to do something more. Baz wants to bake.

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    Simon is always giving Baz compliments - but unfortunately, Baz doesn't realize they're supposed to be compliments.

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    Simon no esta realmente acostumbrado a las muestras de afecto, o a tener una familia.

    Carry On Countdown 2021

    Este One-Shot contiene spoilers de AWTWB
    Los personajes son propiedad de Rainbow Rowell

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    Dev sells Baz a parchment spelled to reveal the path to his heart’s desire. Baz wants a refund.

    Day 9 of the Carry On Countdown 2021.

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    Simon Salisbury doesn't usually understand the point of having so many parties, but he feels differently about this one.

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    A rainy day, two boyfriends, and a fresh batch of sour cherry scones.

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    "You remember what you promised to me a few days ago, right, Snow?"

    The sheer dominance in his voice sets a shiver running through my body from head to toe, and there also might be an involuntary whimper, depending on who you ask. How embarrassing.

    I try to put up a fight just for old times sake. (He can conquer me all he wants afterwards.)

    "What, Pitch?" I sound breathless. Fuck. I've already lost.

    I feel him smirk through my skin. He knows it, too.

    "Hmmm. Let's see. If my memory is correct, it concerns that sweet little hole of yours."

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    Simon is worried about his boyfriend. Baz has hidden himself away as he frantically studies for an important exam. Simon decides he needs to intervene, providing daily study breaks of humour, snacks, and cuddling. When Simon promises him a celebration after the exam is finished, Baz wonders what is in store. Simon’s special gift turns out to be more than Baz could ever hope for — the best gift ever!

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    Baz is plotting. Simon's sure of it. Why else would there be warm sour cherry scones waiting for him when he wakes up from his nightmares?

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    Baz and Simon are enemies. They’ve always been enemies. So Simon isn’t exactly happy when he thinks his ex-girlfriend, Agatha, and Baz are dating. And then Agatha invites both Simon and Baz to her house for a party during the holidays. That's not going to be awkward, right? Unless, of course, they decide to play the game 7 Minutes in Heaven, which they do.

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    Expansion on the Bakery AU that you didn't ask for, but definitely got, in Holding Out For A Hero. There are scones, and bread, and muffins, and croissants, and pies, and... well, you get the idea. It's basically a love letter to baking, and bakeries, and it's cozy and warm and self-indulgent. (There's also flirting, don't worry.)

    Presenting a series of ficlets taking place during Simon's time at the bakery -- before, during, and after the events of Holding Out For a Hero. Technically a companion piece, but you don't have to read that to enjoy this one!

    1: Cherries & Kafka (pre-HFH, How Simon got the scones recipe)
    2: Another One Bites the Crust (pre-HFH, Simon vs. a press interview)
    3: Quiche (post-HFH, Baz eats quiche)
    4: Handcuffs scene (during HFH, missing scene)

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    "Snow, how do you expect me to cook dinner when all you have is a bottle of ketchup and a pack of cookies?”

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    Post-Carry On, Simon and Baz find themselves separate, navigating the emotional aftermath of the Mage’s plans. What if Baz wasn’t the first vampire with magic? What if the first had been employed for the darker part of Simon’s origins? Would Fiona leave Baz to die for disgracing the family by being kidnapped by numpties twice? Numpties and vampires galore, and all plot points and chapter titles are inspired by the lyrics to Bear Hands’ song Giants, the “MOST SIMONY SONG THAT HAS EVER SIMONED.”

    Regularly updated weekly, sometimes twice a week if we're lucky.

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    Baz shows up at Simon's apartment with an anniversary gift for Simon. Simon has his own to give Baz, but his gift is a bit more helpful in figuring out the relationship.
    (Sequel to "My chosen one", only a lot more fluff, a lot more mystery, and a lot fewer tears. At the start of each chapter is part of Simon's gift to Baz. Also, Penny is bisexual. 4yrs post-“My Chosen One”.)
    ***You can read this w/out reading MCO, though it wouldn't hurt (and might actually help a bit, what with Lia Kiirnoel) if you read MCO first.
    *07/11–This work is finished! I will be posting the sequel, “My Wayward Daughter”, next week! Thank you for sticking with me through the creation of this story!
    *07/12-My Wayward Daughter has been posted!!!!

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