17 Works in Song: Against The Kitchen Floor (Will Wood)
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i'm not a good person, i'm barely a person at all by evilmafuyu666
Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
23 Dec 2024
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After season two's finale and the defeat of Steve Cobs, Bow and Knife still remain confined to a haunted mansion with no chance of escape. With very little to keep them occupied and their friends busy beyond the mansion's parameters, they're left to grapple with guilt over their past actions, the truth behind their existence, and the terrifying thought that everyone might be better off with them gone.
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Against the Kitchen floor by thatcannibal
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series), Minecraft (Video Game)
03 Dec 2024
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A dive into Seawatt's life/POV during Parkour Civilization
aka I project onto my comfort character and torture him for no reason
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subspace contemplates his life on a train
the title is a will wood reference
just a short fic to get into the floww of writing again, nothibng special :pray: -
Xaden against the Kitchen Floor by ZhenyaNaleva
Fandoms: The Empyrean - Rebecca Yarros, In Case I Make It (2022)- Will Wood
03 Oct 2024
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Xaden is in a rare vulnerable spot, stuck in his head and feeling lonely at his posting in Samara…
His angst is perfectly expressed by the Will Wood song Against the Kitchen Floor.
Garrick tries to help him but only Sgaeyl can get him back to his senses.
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down pounding my head against the kitchen floor by midnightdragons
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
17 Aug 2024
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It was such a stupid reason — such a stupid fucking trigger, to use shrink terminology. But it had. It had triggered him, and Klaus had done what he always used to do when he was overwhelmed — reached for the dog tags around his neck, only for everything to come crashing down around him when he remembered that they were gone.
(Klaus is struggling, in the new timeline. But at least he has his sister to pick him up whenever he stoops low to whatever rock bottom there possibly is left to find — and at least, to her, he can finally talk about everything, and everyone, he's lost.)
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- Part 3 of The Umbrella Academy Fics
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someday i’ll be perfect and i’ll make up for it all by shilliamwakespeare
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022), LEGO Ninjago: Dragons Rising (Cartoon 2023)
13 Aug 2024
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Jay’s having a few issues reminiscing on his time as Agent Walker, and having issues dealing with it and his former amnesia. Luckily, Zane’s here to help him through that and provide the comfort that he desperately needed.
or: Isla “shilliam wakespeare” Mysterious Surname returns from their hiatus, reveals that they hate most of their previous fics and that they’re now a massive technoshipper they get their motivation back at least that’s nice
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apologizing for my life and ever entering yours by midnightdragons
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
11 Aug 2024
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“Thank you,” Klaus mumbled, in a rasping, hoarse voice, his words muffled and tearful. “For — for coming for me. Didn’t think anyone would.” Klaus tried to laugh, but it came out weak and wheezing, catching in his throat and nearly choking him. “Who’d want to, right?”
(Extended scene of Allison rescuing Klaus from being buried alive in the ground, because we needed more of the siblings giving a damn.)
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- Part 2 of The Umbrella Academy Fics
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“What?” said the voice on the other line of the phone after the buzzes that felt like an eternity.
...What?
“What do you mean «what»? You were the one to call me 7 times at like 4 or something in the morning! You were the one to write me a dozen messages and then ignore me like you weren't begging me to save you from some immediate danger you hallucinated in your drug ridden fucked up mess you call mind!” wow, well that wasn't what he wanted to say at all. Valya bit his tongue after letting the evil words to slip. What a warm welcome, yeah, he knows.
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Valya just wants normal holidays. Yura wants to get out of the hell he's been stuck in. However, one of those wishes won't come true this New Year.
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- Part 1 of the end of a really sad story
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,236
- Chapters:
- 1/3
- Hits:
- 1
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my insecurities, all in one place
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- Part 20 of poems on the rivershore
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 345
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
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bottom shelf erotic products (like me) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast)
15 Jun 2024
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Rand smiles at her, teeth crooked again, face glowing pink and hair stuck to his forehead. He rolls onto his shoulder, sitting up on his elbows with his head bent over hers and his hair tickling her throat as he kisses her, sweet and warm and golden. When he pulls back he brings his hand up to brush away the curls stuck to her own face, setting them to join the splay around her and then falling onto her chest with a happy sigh, shoulder digging into her stomach and cheek against her sternum.
"I love you," he says, the words a breath across her sticky skin, and she smiles, that glow coming back, just softly licking at the insides of her ribs. She brings her hand up to rest on his head, scratching gently at his scalp as she breathes this in, feeling their bodies meld together in a new shape, like crayons in the sun. This really is home, she thinks, as her eyes slip closed.
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Red velvet is upset.. improvement just isn't possible for him.
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- Part 2 of Will wood makes me kill my favs
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Wakiya struggles with imposter syndrome, and she is still learning how to be herself after her father was taken out of her life permanently. She ends up on the kitchen floor in a spiral about everything, and Valt does his best to comfort her thought she eventually becomes completely unresponsive to him. She is speaking out her impulsive thoughts to get them out of her head.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,356
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
- Hits:
- 48
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Habit feels he doesn't deserve Kamal, and Kamal wants to help with that. He doesn't know how Habit's problems dig deeper than just that.
(might write a better summary soon)
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And every, everybody dies; Fighting for their lives. Just trying to survive
Well, now I know, I know why we say; That there's a better place, that waits beyond the grave.
Oh, oh
And I know, I know it's not true
There's just no more you
But as long as there's no proof
Then I choose, I choose to believe
That we'll meet in sweet dreams
After you're put to sleep. — It's what he's good that. Maybe drink himself(ironic in a way. He was beginning to want, and desire to be close to that dog. Wanted to be drunk on his genuine feelings towards this lying raven), or pierce his skin just a little bit(like how that dog pierced Goddess's skin? How truly comedic of him)? He doesn't understand, just do yourself for the few couple of days. -
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Even supports need support.
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Enjolras and Grantaire fight, Enjolras has a mental breakdown, Grantaire comforts him
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I just haven't learned how to be human as you are yet by orphan_account
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
30 Jul 2022
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Sherlock and autism, that's it, that's the fic.
A new Will Wood album came out and of course I'm gonna use it as an excuse to write gay and painful fics