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    With a shake of his head, Aziraphale picked up the watering can, set it down on the raised bed of the greenhouse, then he picked up the throw pillow and went to replace it on the bench. Maybe he’d find more answers there, some… ruffian who’d snuck in and thought it would be funny to surprise Aziraphale, or… a very potent and very specific draft.

    He found nothing, of course, but the cold stone of the bench.

    “This greenhouse is not cursed,” he reassured himself, letting out a sigh.



    Aziraphale, certainly not trying to distract himself from Crowley’s absence following his summons back to Hell, decided to buy a greenhouse. A completely ghost-free greenhouse, he was absolutely certain of it. If only it would stop trying to prove him wrong.

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    The man’s brows pinched together. “I’m not sure that I understand, I’m afraid. Do you need - oh, surely you don’t need me to go out and take a soul? I’m certainly not willing to do that.”

    “Nah, nothing quite so crass. Care to tell me your name?” asked Crowley.

    “Aziraphale,” answered the man, and something unmistakably shifted in the air.



    A deal with a fairy leaves Aziraphale with one month to find a suitable spouse in the fairy world. As the one who sealed the spell, Crowley takes an interest in this particular deal.

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    They're in Paris.
    They visit the museums, restaurants, and a lot of very real places.
    But the most important thing is, they fall in love (and eventually they fuck).

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    Crowley has always been a solitary individual, opting to keep to himself. Letting people in only causes trouble in the end, as he has learned through his many years of life. The only way to keep yourself safe is by keeping your trust to yourself.

    Crowley is also, at heart, an artistic individual. Whether it is through his first love of engineering, or through his new passion for graphics design, he loves to create and appreciate the creations around him.

    When his desire to learn new ways to design and express himself forces himself to reach out to new people, he finds that letting someone in doesn't always lead to disaster. Instead, bringing people into your life and allowing them to love you can make life just a bit brighter.

    All it took was an angel to prove it to him.

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    "I meant that I am dead,” Edwin says bluntly, “You are aware of that, aren’t you?”
    “Of course, my boy. I am not daft.”
    “No, I did not think you were,” Edwin lies. The man is either being purposefully obtuse or he really is just incredibly daft, “I just-I-are you?”
    “Am I..?”
    “Dead?”
    “Well I should think not,” Mr. Fell says then refuses to elaborate.
    “So you are not a ghost?”
    “What kind of ghost do you mean?”
    “...Any kind?”
    “Oh, then no.”
    Edwin furrows his brow, “Why did you ask what kind then?”
    “Curiosity.”
    Edwin takes a deep breath that he does not need.

    Or

    Edwin meets a bookshop owner

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    Most days, Aziraphale’s ambassador duties don’t take up too much time. This is not one of those days, and he and Crowley will need to work together to thwart a diplomatic incident.

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    “Oh, but you’re an innovator, aren’t you, Crowley? You could do wonders in Hell. So… you’re being called back.” There it is, that smirk in all its glory. Crowley wishes he could grab Hastur by the shoulders and just shake it off his smug face.

    He needs to stop lying on his reports back to Head Office, he’s made too much of a name for himself. He thought it would keep his position safe, he thought it would mean that there wouldn’t be so many eyes on him so he could continue to live his life on Earth as he sees fit, but no. Of course not.

    ***

    Understaffing leads to Crowley’s reassignment. Together, Aziraphale and Crowley try to come up with a plan to keep him on Earth.

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    So on a previous holiday exchange, I got the prompt "Aziraphale and Crowley get stuck in a snow globe." I picked a different prompt to write for, but I've never been able to forget this one. So here it is in all its ridiculousness!

    “Did you just swear inside a Christmas decoration?”

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    Hardly any time after their parting, Crowley and Aziraphale are brought back together briefly and dramatically in a bid to stop the Second Coming. Crowley's willingness to sacrifice it all for the sake of Aziraphale and the world has some unexpected consequences that leave Aziraphale all alone to sort it all out, and hopefully save the being he loves most of all, and it's not God.

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    “He has always loved Heaven far more than he has loved you!”

    “Wanker!” Crowley hissed, taking a step forward.

    For a moment The Metatron’s attention was riveted on the demon.

    Destroying Crowley. That’s what the angel saw on The Metatron’s face. The clear desire to do so.

    “I’ll do it. Please. Just stop. I’ll do whatever you want.” He begged.

    [...]

    Motion, as fast as a snake.

    Cloth, sleeve, struggle, a grunt.

    Aziraphale fell.

    But not into the water. On his rear at the edge.

    Crowley, however, was well past the edge of the pool.

    Falling backwards towards the holy water.

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    Sensing trouble, Aziraphale rushes to Crowley’s flat. He expects to find enemies, but instead finds Crowley trapped by a curse. Can Aziraphale get him out of trouble?

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    Aziraphale Fell did not mean for any of it to happen. Not that it wasn’t his fault— it was, completely. His one tiny lie, offered in the heat of the moment, seemed like swimming out just a few feet too far in the ocean and suddenly getting caught in the rip tide, with no way to control where you were going and when (if) you’d ever get back to solid ground. He never expected that one minor falsehood could change his life completely.

    But this is a love story, after all.

    It began with a house, a car, a flat tire, and the most beautiful man Aziraphale had ever seen.

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    The hunt is on for a mysterious and deadly scroll with the power to topple the world into chaos. Will Dr. Azira Fell, professor of Egyptology, find it in time to prevent the impending apocalypse? Or will an evil organization bent on destroying civilization find it first? To have even a chance at saving the world, he'll need to rely on the wily Anthony J. Crowley, professional guide and adventurer. But can Azira trust the inscrutable explorer, or will he lose his heart along with his life?

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    Aziraphale hadn't expected to find a prisoner of the fae on her walk, but she can do her best to try to help. The solution to the problem couldn't be that simple, could it? Worth a try.

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    Aziraphale has had human lovers. Crowley knows. He even knows how many - precisely 393, throughout the millennia. Of course, he knows - he's been there every time. Not like *that* - but... a little like that.

    Then the world almost ended... and now what? Will Aziraphale continue as they have been? Will Crowley?

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    Just after averting the Apocalypse, Crowley has trouble breathing. He assumes it’s stress, but his condition worsens until he collapses. Aziraphale discovers that he has pneumonia—but not the ordinary kind.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley are living in domestic bliss in their Cottage in the South Downs. They are happy to finally be together. Out of concern, Crowley has made Aziraphale promise to never leave the house without telling him and Aziraphale has agreed. However, one day when Aziraphale gets peckish, he finds his demon napping and doesn't want to disturb him. So he leaves without a word. It's not far, he won't be long. What could go wrong?

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    After gaining freedom from their Sides, Aziraphale is hard at work developing wards to protect against attack. Crowley provides steady support, fresh tea, and a place to rest when Aziraphale takes breaks.

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    Crowley is acting scary and evil, but Aziraphale realizes that something is not quite right.

     

    Crowley couldn’t move. He couldn’t speak. He could only stand there, invisible in his own flat, watching as everything he’d built in the last 6000 years fell apart.

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    Some little stories based on Fluffbruary 2022 prompt list I found here:
    https://fluffbruary.tumblr.com/post/673608275696205824/fluffbruary-2022-prompt-list
    Prompt list:
    1) Cozy ---------- 11) Peacock ----- 21) Chain
    2) Chocolate -- 12) Warm --------- 22) Socks
    3) Vibrant ------- 13) Soup ---------- 23) Massage
    4) Bright --------- 14) Park ----------- 24) Surprise
    5) Brave ---------- 15) Sculpture --- 25) Gift
    6) Feather ------- 16) Mirror -------- 26) Recipe
    7) Dream -------- 17) Fountain ---- 27) Singing
    8) Colourful ---- 18) Thread ------- 28) Vanilla
    9) Gentle -------- 19) Sea ------------ 29) Tender*
    10) Gallery ----- 20) Delicious

    The "Fluffbruary 2022" is completed!
    There are 29 chapters because I have also done the "bonus prompt": it's marked with (*), obviously.

    N.B.: English is not my first language and there isn't a beta reader (there will be soo many errors).

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    A post-abotchalypse talk between the Ineffable Wives turns to the subject of a certain coral necklace.

     

    The alcohol was helpful because the conversation they were having was altogether unlike anything that had come before. But yesterday the world had not ended, and for once, Aziraphale was allowing herself to voice a question.
    “What did you know?”
    Crowley smirked. “The Bastille, for one.”

     

    Written for the Ineffable Wives Zine 2 with art by Eglantine-C and fic by Dannye

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