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You and your family are just enjoying a nice day at the park, when a life changing event happens that ruins everything.
You get taken away to a facility to be tested on...
Life doesn't feel as peaceful as it once did, you hated your new life.
"I wish I could just go into those story books I used to read..."
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A strange fracture in reality has upended your world, landing you in the middle of a snow-laden forest with nothing but questions—and no memories to answer them. The cold bites, yet something deeper unsettles you, a feeling that you weren’t meant to be here. Shadows watch from the trees, and every step only deepens the mystery, leading you to a pair of odd yet oddly familiar figures who claim they found you by chance. As you journey through this bizarre world, fragments of your identity remain just out of reach, and the unsettling sense of belonging—and not belonging—grows ever sharper.
Who are you? And what dragged you here? In a world where even laughter holds a double edge, piecing together the truth might be your only way home, if you have a home to go back to.
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Undertale's quickly become your favorite game, with how much you love its world, and especially its characters. Sans in particular makes you feel all nice and cozy every time you see his dialogue and the way he acts, and it makes you wish you could live a life like his punderful self. Lucky for you, some nonsensical magic is ready to make that happen!
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So you got woken up in the middle of the night by your new neighbors... no biggie! You're sure they're just excited to be in a new (cheap) apartment. So you decide to introduce yourself to them when they get settled in.
But to your surprise, your new neighbor just so happens to be a skeleton!
"Oh!" You say, surprised by your neighbor's appearance, "Uh hey! Welcome to the unit, I'm your neighbor"
"oh! hey i'm sans" He smiles, lazily copying your initial reaction.You hold your hand out to shake, he looks at your hand for a moment before accepting it.
when all of a sudden...
PPPPPPRRRT!
Was that a... whoopie cushion in his hand?
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Multiple stories of sans and Toriel exploring their new sex life since getting together.
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wandering soul by ur_closet for the readers that stayed and enjoy themselves
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
27 Nov 2024
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(Official Rewrite of Wanderer, my Underverse Reader Insert Fic ! ! !)
*inserts cool decription*
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 598
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 16
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EXACTLY WHAT YOU RUN FROM YOU END UP CHASING by SEAM0NSTERZZ
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
07 Nov 2024
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you had always run from love, accepting no confessions and never even having a crush. to you, soulmates didn't exist and never would.
untill a new ice cream businesses opens up down the road, and you find yourself running into them, they seem to be everywhere you are.
not that you mind after all!
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you definitely wanted this.
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Monsters are on the Surface. You were amongst the first volunteers recruited by Chara to reach out to extend that olive branch of friendship. You baked food and brought it up to the mountain.
Once monsters have settled on the Surface five years later, you find that your shop is being frequented by a rather flirty skeleton. The guy really makes you nervous! Can you work through some self-confidence issues to give love a chance?
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Where is my "how to raise a babybone for dummies" book again ? [REWRITTEN] by NtBob
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
03 Nov 2024
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It was cold, so cold, too cold.
You were draining, slowly, as an orange whose juice would be taken....
the warm juice, the warm and red juice. Leaking, through a dam's rift.
You felt like an empty Shell, empty of what it contained, empty, too empty.
You couldn't see anymore, couldn't hear anymore, couldn't feel anymore.
You were surrounded by emptiness. An emptiness that took everything, and nothing at once. Then, Came the light.
and you were no longer… empty.
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Or when a reader who got no memory except for Undertale and common sense, wakes up as the most mysterious skeleton of the bunch ; W.D. Gaster
It's way before Frisk fell underground, but after the Asriel/Chara incident.
(ALSO REWRITTEN FIC, I released it back in 2019, then deleted my account, all fanfics with it, decided TO WRITE THEM BACK CAUSE I LOVED THEM)
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With so many skeletons under one roof, anyone would wonder exactly what goes on between them. Here are little glimpses into the lives of these many not quite spooky or scary skeletons.
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Random one-shorts set in the Big Bone-anza universe, before and during the story's timeline focusing on the different Sanses and Papyri, their backstories, their thoughts and their interactions with each other.
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- Part 2 of A Really Big Bone-anza
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Your life wasn't anything special in your opinion. Your days mostly just included going to university lectures or bumming around in your apartment. That not so slowly began to change one summer, when you happened to make eye contact with a tall, dark and handsome... skeleton? Wait, that's a lot of skeletons... and are they supposed to be this handsy?!
Now you find yourself having to handle armfuls of bones and more puns than you could count time and time again but, honestly, you couldn't be happier!
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Female!reader being pulled into lots of domestic and fluffy situations with as well as growing closer to the many different Sanses and Papyri, with some romance finding its way in there, too.
(Discontinued but to be rewritten when I have the time)Series
- Part 1 of A Really Big Bone-anza
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The barrier was shattered a bit over a year ago now. As the U.S. government scrambled to keep monsters contained to their respective areas, an act titled "UNIFY EBBOT" was put into development. Now, you, a human with a doctorate in anthropology, have been decisively picked to assimilate monsters into human society. You do your research as told, in alignment with the AAA's guidelines, but what happens when one peculiar skeleton refuses to be interviewed?
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Diamonds in the Sky (Dragons in Your Eye) by Xx_Aconite_xX
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
23 Sep 2024
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Sans was nothing more than a sickly skeleton, confined to the castle for his health while the world passed by around him. He had resigned himself to living like that forever- until, suddenly, he's been sent on a death mission, to slay the most fearsome beast of all- a dragon.
Nothing ever goes to plan, however, and soon Sans finds himself caught in a situation beyond his wildest imagination. Unable to return home, will he submit to the dragon or take matters into his own hands?
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Papyrus had been planning this for a while.
For as long as he could remember, Sans had been taking care of him, had been wearing himself thin and giving up everything for his sake.
He’d tried everything to help. This wasn’t his first resort, or his second, or even his tenth. He’d never wanted to have to do this.
But it was all for Sans’ own good.
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Yeah, maybe my head's fucked up
But I'm falling right back in love with being alive
Dreaming in light, light, lights
“Rainbow” – KeshaIt’s been two years since the events at the end of FILWFA. You have made it through an entire year of teaching without any chaos or dramatic events; monsters have finally been able to achieve citizenship, meaning the plans for your wedding can finally be underway. You're a mage in a world of monsters - and you couldn't be happier. There's family drama to work through, but you knew that from the beginning.
Life is looking up. You don’t know how to handle the happiness you’ve been given, but with your skeleton by your side, you’re ready for anything.
Maybe even … a babybones?
(NOTE: This is a SEQUEL. I highly recommend reading the first installment of this series if you haven't, otherwise some things might not make sense!)
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- Part 2 of FILWFAverse
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Vampires faded ages ago; Or at least the belief that they existed. The last serious legends of them were forgotten decades after the last one was burned alive in the sunlight.
Well, humans thought she was the last one. Her grave mistake had forced any of her remaining kind to go into hiding in the mountains and faraway woods that no man dared to walk in. All the blood spilled over those years, both vampire and human, taught an important lesson to any supernatural.
No matter how powerful you thought you were, the united hatred of humanity could always bring you down. Your father constantly hammered that into your mind before he died.
You never worried too much about his words. Sure, you heard horrible stories of their sins and betrayals, but you had yet to experience it first-hand.
That was until you moved in with Julie Hargreeves, an old friend and Ebott's rising star.
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Bonesaw-man by BeanSaysHi
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game), Vocaloid, One Piece (Anime & Manga)
07 Aug 2024
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WRITERS: freakji, kitsunmiku, mr skelly
The dark sky outside and the world it covered stayed at the edge of her mind as she took another drag of her cigarette, yare yare what a pain this place is.
aka
We write the coolest dark fiction and my friends try to kill me in the end
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- Part 22 of Frantic Fanfic
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 781
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
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Born from ridiculous contrasts, high fantasy and lowbrow humor, one note jokes and epic book series, comes the four volumes of Captain Rob!
Rich with lore and odors, the world of Porce is much more than a gigantic public restroom to its many races and creatures. In the waters of Third Sink a maligned vessel is commanded by Captain Kilrobin Ordr, fierce pirate, slightly undead warrior, and gentleman scholar, well… man scholar.
The Captain and his crew face many challenges on their journeys, from graffiti worshiping Toil Papists who praise their god’s glory at Glory Hole to monsters engineered by the world to defeat them, along with bloodthirsty reflections, sewer-sea beasts, and tornado spewing hand dryers. Do you have the courage to peek behind the bathroom door and find out what’s making all those terrible sounds!? Then barge right in and partake in the plumbing of new depths!
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- Part 2 of Porce
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 153,802
- Chapters:
- 9/9
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- 29
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Sanji accidently tells Reiju that he can't get married because he is already married. Which isn't true. This leads him having to tell his four boyfriends that he needs one of them to come along, pretend to be his husband and meet his estranged family.
There's only one that could possibly work for this situation, but how long can they put up this charade of being married until someone finds out the truth? Or will jealousy seep its way into their tight knit group?
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- Part 1 of Five Makes a Party
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Born from ridiculous contrasts, high fantasy and lowbrow humor, one note jokes and epic book series, comes the four volumes of Captain Rob!
Rich with lore and odors, the world of Porce is much more than a gigantic public restroom to its many races and creatures. In the waters of Third Sink a maligned vessel is commanded by Captain Kilrobin Ordr, fierce pirate, slightly undead warrior, and gentleman scholar, well… man scholar.
The Captain and his crew face many challenges on their journeys, from graffiti worshiping Toil Papists who praise their god’s glory at Glory Hole to monsters engineered by the world to defeat them, along with bloodthirsty reflections, sewer-sea beasts, and tornado spewing hand dryers. Do you have the courage to peek behind the bathroom door and find out what’s making all those terrible sounds!? Then barge right in and partake in the plumbing of new depths!
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- Part 1 of Porce
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 132,952
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Hits:
- 47