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That Isn't Supposed To Happen by AddledMongoose
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Dec 2024
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The demon, Azira, a duke of Hell, has been best friends—and in love—with his hereditary enemy, Crowley (officially, Crowliel), for 2000 years. They’re their sides' only permanent liaisons to Earth, and for millennia they’ve weathered human-made disasters and the machinations of their respective sides, their bosses none-the-wiser of their friendship. Azira wants more, but demons don’t get what they want. If friendship is all he can have with the angel, that’s fine. It is.
But if a demon chooses to wheedle his angel into driving him to an estate sale to peruse the deceased’s library as a pretext for spending a day together, that’s no one’s business.
They find more than some choice first editions when Azira discovers the widow’s teenage granddaughter chained in the cellar inside a demon trap. The granddaughter returned home one day acting so strange the widow felt it necessary to find a priest to perform an exorcism.
The two beings know the truth: it’s not a demon possessing the girl; it’s an angel. Worse, she appears to be on the verge of Falling. Azira and Crowley try to help before it’s too late. Who's behind this? And is she the only victim, or are the perpetrators looking for more angels?
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the edges of your soul i havent seen yet by EverybodyHatesSonny
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
17 Nov 2024
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"You idiot. We could have been... us" Just then, Crowley rushed forward, pulled Aziraphale in by the collar of his shirt, and kissed him.
"Annndd ... Cut!" Nina announced, but the two didn't separate. Instead, they remained in an embrace, their lips interlocked, and their hands tangled in blonde curls and orange waves.
"Cut- Cut!" Some common sense finally flickered in Crowley's brain, and he pulled away from Aziraphale, breathing heavy. He stumbled back to the table just to have an excuse to walk way from his scene partner.
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Actor AU - Anthony Crowley finally lands the role he's dreamed of for years. The only catch: His love interest is played by the one actor he can't stand: Ezra Fell
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Aziraphale and Crowley try their hands at roleplay, though with a few changes.
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While snake-sitting, Crowley finds and reads a certain book. He did not expect, upon wishing said snake away, to be whisked into a world of magic. What do you do while on a mission to rescue a snake in distress? Fall in love with the angel guarding it of course! You don't need all your braincells to survive, right?
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A Very Promising Little Vineyard by Aidaran, LexArturo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 May 2024
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The angels needed Job and Sitis to be up to making seven new children. The only problem? Crawley and Aziraphale might have stolen the wine they had prepared for that specific purpose.
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“Shit. Shitshitshit. Angel, stop drinking.” He snatched the bottle from him, and suddenly they were too close to each other, the demon almost on his lap, a hand between Aziraphale’s legs as he tried to keep himself in balance. “They spiked the wine.”“They what? Who?”
“The angels.” He rushed to separate himself from the blond and turn away, eyes fixed on a wall as his hands wracked his hair, trying to find a way out of the situation, a way to explain it. “They spiked it.”
It took some seconds for Aziraphale to register what was being said, and then, only one word popped into his mind. One that hadn’t been invented yet, but would come to signify all the things going through his head at the moment.
“Fuck.”
“Fuck indeed, angel.”
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Six times Crowley wanted the perfect kiss with Aziraphale, and one time he got it.
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The Co-pilot by beardo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens - All Media Types
09 May 2024
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“Pretty little angel bringin’ his mate up for a shag. I wonder how long he’s been thirsting for ‘im. Tell me, d’you want this somewhere, hm?” He rocked into the crease at the top of Az’s thigh and Az’s head spun with the length of the bulge—as many times as he’d pictured Tony’s naked body, he’d never spared much thought to the size of him, but it seemed those thoughts were about to go ahead and think themselves now whether he asked them to or not.
An un-English heatwave, a few open shirt buttons and the demonic entity possessing an innocent Londoner conspire to make long-time friends Az and Tony finally get over themselves and bone.
Tony’s held back for years because of the demon in his head that sometimes takes the wheel when he looks away. But with enough encouragement from an Az too work-weary and off-balance to keep his hands to himself, he might as well just hand the controls over. And maybe a surplus demonic presence in the bedroom isn’t the complication you’d expect?
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You’re Too Sweet For Me by Dancer_in_the_rain
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Apr 2024
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“Scared you, didn’t I?”, Crowley chuckled because he couldn’t help himself anymore, he had to be a little shit about it.
”Scared?”, asked Aziraphale, blinking and sounding genuinely surprised. Then he shook his head. “I’m not scared of you, Crowley”, he mumbled.
”Yeah, right”, laughed Crowley and tightened his grip on the angel’s coat, further pressing him into the wall. He heard the angel’s breath hitch. Gotcha! “If you’re not scared, then pray tell, angel, why’s your heart practically beating out of your chest?”Or: Your typical wall-slam scene rewrite, loosely based on this prompt: “You don’t scare me.” “Then why’s your heart beating so fast?” “Cause you’re kinda cute…”
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When Crowley and Aziraphale swap bodies, Aziraphale takes a shower, and things escalate quickly.
Mind the tags; if you'd prefer a bodyswap with better consent (or why not both), I recommend Irresistible by lovserssclub.Now with multiple chapters! Each one is somewhat self-contained, and the characters are already getting away from me, so the chapter count is just ineffable.
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- Part 1 of Aziracrow pwp
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give ourselves one more chance by crowleyscardigan
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Jan 2024
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Pressed against the wall by a very not-nice demon three days before the world is scheduled to end, Aziraphale makes a bold move. The result is rather...nice.
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Voicemails (from a Petty Demon) by sugardustedtulips
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Jan 2024
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“That’s it,” Crowley growled, taking large, bold strides toward the yellow Bentley in front of him, leaving the poor cherub blankly standing behind, ostensibly stunned.
“What’s what?” Aziraphale asked, hoping he didn’t mean that he’d drive off without him. Surely Crowley wouldn’t be that petty.
“I’m not talking to you for the rest of the day,” Crowley whispered matter-of-factly, hissing each sibilant as he punctuated his sentence by theatrically swinging open the car door.
Aziraphale makes the Bentley yellow. Furious, Crowley resorts to giving him the silent treatment. Of course, he misses the angel too much, and can’t help bombarding him with voicemails while locked in their bedroom.
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- Part 4 of (ridiculously) Cheesy Ineffable Fluff
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Four letters keep us apart by CaptainBlou
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Jan 2024
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Nice is a four letter word.
So is want.
How many times have I wanted this? Your hips snuggled between mine, your hands on my jaw, your breath on my skin... I want, my dear, I want… and those desires should be tucked away, safely in my heart, but how can they, when once again you drag us together?Series
- Part 3 of Longing & Angst Shorts
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I’m falling in love, are you? by Venom_up_ur_ass
Fandoms: 富豪刑事 Balance:UNLIMITED | Fugou Keiji: Balance:Unlimited (Anime)
09 Jan 2024
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Kambe and Haru receive anonymous intel that a upcoming charity Ball hosted by some very important people is just a front for an illegal underground drug dealing party, they have also received 2 invitations to it so all they have to do now is go undercover.
Simple right?
Well going undercover apparently means that Kambe Daisuke has to pretend to be a high class women and Haru his lover. What could go wrong?
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Imagine being loved by me by bubblytonks
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Jan 2024
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In which Aziraphale comes back down to earth to talk to Crowley, but the only words to ever leave their mouths, are their (pet)names.
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Not nice by Sad_chaos_goblin
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Dec 2023
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What if Aziraphale and Crowley were never interrupted during the wall slam? And what if Aziraphale reacted in a very unexpected (and decidedly unangelic) manner?
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1601, London.
Aziraphale and Crowley made it through the horrendous 14th century, but their situationship has taken a serious hit. They are slowly reconciling, but it won't be another 100 years until they are back where they left off.
That at least is Aziraphale's impression.
He quickly reconsiders when Crowley presses him to a wall in a public alley before getting down on his knees.Or: Crowley shows Aziraphale a secret garden of delight and what snakes can do with their jaw.
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I’m Dreaming of a Light (and Dark) Christmas by cheeseplants
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Dec 2023
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Aziraphale had begun plotting his revenge a few days after the encounter with the man he had begun to refer to as the demon in his head. Not that he was a vengeful person. He was a good and righteous person who believed it was important to bring light into people's lives.
Lights, in fact. Several of them.
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Two shopkeepers with very different ideas about Christmas battle it out on Whickber Street to create the most extravagant Christmas lights in London.
An enemies to lovers human-AU Christmas decorations feud!
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Miss Cosmos Beauty Pageant - The Winner Takes it All by DreamsOfAlexandria
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Nov 2023
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“It was all for the greater good,” adds Gabriel. “I really don’t know what the two of you like about Earth so much, but I think we ALL can agree that we do not want to fight another war. Right, sunshine?”
Aziraphale nods weakly and Crowley slowly sits down again, still looking furious.
The room is silent for a moment.
“So,” Crowley finally asks, “What is the Great Plan?”
“Oh, it’s quite clever. The two of you will enter the Miss Cosmos Beauty Pageant, make it to the final round and a jury of humans will announce a winner. The winning side get’s to rule over Earth and Heaven and Hell both will acknowledge the outcome. There will be no war for the rest of eternity.” Gabriel smiles cheerfully at Aziraphale and Crowley.
“Right, good one,” Crowley snorts. “So, what’s the real plan?”
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Summer Rain and Strawberries by EA_Lakambini, Toikk
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Nov 2023
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Aziraphale, in one way or another, had always wanted to touch Crowley. And in the span of 6,000 years, he has carefully moved in the spaces that they share - but there is always more to learn.
Created for the Do It With Style 2023 Reverse Mini Bang!
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the goodness, love of finally knowing you by writing_froggy
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
25 Oct 2023
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aziraphale is having a hard time finding crowley, and he seems to have gotten himself into trouble (running hell)
title from unknown/nth by hozier, which is a song that I have HEARD LIVE which is INSANE
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- Part 8 of unreal unearth fics