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What was supposed to be an average bachelor party for Prince Stolas turns into a crazy adventure as he finds himself married to a figure from his past. He hadn't thought to ever see Blitz again, but now he finds himself tied to him in unholy matrimony and trying to navigate the crazy place such a match finds them both.
Blitz wasn't expecting to wake up with bed of a Prince of Hell, let alone one he had spent the day with many years ago as friends. Now, here he is tied to a member of Hell's royalty and uncertain whether this is something he should even want.
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Marriage Story - Storia di un Matrimonio by Armilla_Lunastorta
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
16 Dec 2024
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"Me lo avevi promesso Stolas" la voce di Stella, rotta dal pianto, gonfia di rancore "Mi avevi promesso che non avremmo mai più dovuto fare niente!"
Stolas la fissò confuso, spalancando gli occhi cremisi in un'espressione di sorpresa e preoccupazione.
"Te ne stai tutto il giorno rinchiuso con le tue fottute piante, e le tue fottute magie mentre mio fratello discute con tuo padre di come io si inutile a questa famiglia se non ti do un maledetto erede."
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Stella nello show è quasi una macchietta, un personaggio fatto per risultare fastidioso e cattivo (e la odiamo/amiamo per questo!) ma a conti fatti è vittima anche lei di un matrimonio combinato, e quello che vediamo sulla superficie è forse frutto degli anni che l'hanno incattivita ed inaridita. Non vuole essere una storia di assoluzione, vuole essere una storia di ragazzi dal destino già scritto, di persone chiuse nelle loro solitudini e dei loro sogni infranti.(PS: Non c'entra niente col film del 2019 con Scarlett Johansson e Adam Driver, scusate per l'omonimia!)
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Stolas softly said “Can you just stay here with me?”
Blitzø turned to look over his length, Stolas could’ve sworn there was a hint of a blush on his cheeks when he shrugged and asked “Are you sure?” Stolas scooched back, lifting the blanket invitingly for Blitzø to join him.
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After staying at Blitzø's apartment for a week, Stolas tries to chase away the numbness by slipping into an old pattern with Blitzø, hoping for something rough and fast. Instead, Blitzø takes his time slowly making love to Stolas.- Language:
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take me to the lakes where all the poets went to die by stolitzsilas
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
16 Dec 2024
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Stolas is reeling after losing everything. Blitz is there, but he needs someone. An anchor, a lighthouse to find his way. That's when he spots it, in the middle of night between terrifying visions, the little plant tucked into the corner of Blitz's small apartment. Someone who needs him.
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Blitzø steals a couch with a pullout mattress for Stolas. Stolas is just glad Blitzø won't have to sleep on his beanbag chair anymore.
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Stolas tries to go on with his life after losing everything.
Well… everything might not be the best way to describe it, after all, Blitzø has selflessly taken him in, giving up his own “bed” for him and treating him with the utmost care despite where they had left things off.
Stolas tries his best to express his gratitude even when it takes so much effort to just keep himself together, but every time he tries Blitzø becomes a blushing, babbling mess and the conversation ends right there.
Is there something wrong with him?OR
Stolas can't really be discreet about his love for Blitzø when his pupils are constantly morphing into little hearts with nothing he can do to stop it.
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After the Trial there are some things that have to be spoken: feelings and fears and hopes.
“Do you know how scared I was today, Stols?” he asks, and his voice is almost faint. “I thought Loona and the M&Ms would die, I thought I wouldn’t be able to save them. And then I thought I’d die,” a bitter sound, like a strangled laugh, escapes his lips, “it scared me how little I cared in the end. And then...” he stops touching him and looks away, embarrassed, wiping his cheek with his palm. Finally, he looks back up and stares Stolas directly in the eyes with an intensity he’s never seen before. “I thought I lost you.[...]"
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Stolas has to adjust to his new life while reeling over what had happened at the trial. It's not easy. Luckily for him, Blitz is always there to help him and does so with a smile.
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Nights like these by f4iryrot
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series), Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
15 Dec 2024
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Desperation Turns People Into Monsters by MutinyInTheHornyJail
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
15 Dec 2024
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After five years of a miserable, fruitless marriage to a woman he hates Stolas simply cannot stomach another night of trying for a child that just won't come. There are more important things afoot, a bewildering prophecy foretelling something terrible happening within his family and yet no one will take him seriously, instead fixating on his producing an heir as if it were the only thing he was good for.
Five years after the fire that took everything from him Blitzø is alone, broke and desperate. Being a brand new assassin in Hell is way harder than he'd anticipated and the fear of becoming homeless again is enough to make him consider doing anything, no matter how demeaning. Even being a servant for those stuck up, pretentious assholes, the Ars Goetia. That is, until a contract arrives at his door with a price tag that changes everything. Suddenly being a servant doesn't seem so bad when it puts you close to one of the most expensive targets in Hell. He'd get that damn owl or die trying.Slow burn enemies to lovers romance set five years after the circus fire with cover art. I know it's kind of a common AU idea but it's one I really love so I thought I'd try my hand at it. Hopefully I'm doing it justice!
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Blitzø had always loved art, but he never dreamed that one day he would be able to make a career out of it. Yet here he was, running his very own pottery painting studio in the Pride ring. He had named it I.M.P., short for I Make Pottery, and it was doing very well for itself. Apparently, a lot of demons needed a creative outlet, and I.M.P. helped fill that void.
Right now, he needed to hire another employee desperately, but it was proving difficult because of how damn picky he was. He had one more interview lined up and had already mentally decided he wasn’t going to hire the applicant because she was only 17.
Or; Blitzø owns a pottery painting studio and hires a young owl to work there and finds out she’s the daughter of the prince he met 25 years ago, and also the prince grew up to be really hot.
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“I’ve got a little crotch gremlin brewin’ so lemme just birth that bitch and then my head can go back on the block.”
Satan’s eyes narrowed, but he still hadn’t said anything so Blitzø did what he did best and talked faster. “I’ve got both parts. It’s not, like, impossible. You made some of us like that, remember?”
“I remember,” Satan said kinda irritated like he really didn’t remember but fuck that guy.
“Right. So…yeah. What’d’ya say?”
Smoke wafted from Satan’s nose as he leaned forward, but that little fucking therapist fluttered by Satan’s head and said some shit in his vocal fry hipster way. Satan’s jaw clenched and he took a deep breath.
“Fine,” he said. “I’ll give your execution a stay of six months.”
Oh fuck yes.
“But your whole…” Satan waved his hand toward him and pulled a face as if it disgusted him. “Situation is to be documented by the court physician every month, starting today.”
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Blitz tells Satan he's pregnant to avoid his head on the chopping block. Satan grants his request as long as he can prove it. There's only one problem. He's not pregnant and he can't even get pregnant.
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Stolas' healing begins the day after the trial, though it doesn't exactly feel like healing.
He wakes up in Blitz's apartment, surrounded by Blitz's warmth and caring, none of which Stolas thinks he deserves. The last thing he wants is to be a burden, especially to Blitz.
As that first month progresses and the full moon approaches, Blitz and Stolas try to navigate this liminal space between knowing that they are in love with each other and being able to fully accept and act on that love.
So much has happened. So much is still uncertain.
At least neither of them have to navigate this new life alone.
Chapter 1 - The Waxing Crescent
Chapter 2 - The First Quarter Moon
Chapter 3 - The Waxing Gibbous
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What are you doing? I don’t deserve this! by CosmicGalaxy22
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
14 Dec 2024
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(Takes place after previous fic ‘Almost Losing You.’)
Blitzo grapples with his feelings over almost losing his life, almost losing Stolas, and feeling undeserving of Stolas’ sacrifice for him.
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Blitzø couldn't be the last unicorn there was. Unicorns didn't just vanish. When a butterfly named Fizzarolli told him that the Red Bull of Prince Stolas had driven all of the unicorns away, he set out on a quest to find them, accompanied by Moxxie the Magician and a woman named Millie.
Prince Stolas was well known throughout the land for his powerful magic and his wicked behavior, though very few still alive had even seen the Prince in person, much less witnessed him using his supposedly "terrible" magic.
Blitzø is determined to discover what the Prince has to do with the disappearance of his people, but when he finds himself transformed into the body of an imp, he struggles to remember what it is he was searching for.
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Or; The Last Unicorn inspired AU where Blitzø is the unicorn and Stolas is King Haggard but actually likeable and hot. Starts off similar to the plot of TLU then diverges completely.
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A Quite Comprehensive Guide for the Well-Mannered Goetian Suitor by MarsInTheStars (MarsTheBitch)
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
14 Dec 2024
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“When meeting a member of the royal family, do not forget to kiss their hand and bow as you offer the proper greeting.”
When Blitzø wants to expand IMP to the human realm, Fizz has an idea. He knows a Goetia who might help and he says he will introduce Blitzø to him at the next ball. To Blitzø's surprise, that Goetia turns out to be Stolas. Yes, that Stolas, who happened to grow up to be very pretty when he blushes.
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Stolas of the Ars Goetia is a prisoner after the murder of his wife. During a time of revolution when the lower class is rising against the royals, he finds solace with his warden, an imp with dreams of exploring the sea and leaving this island forever. Together they find out more about each other and what exactly these feelings mean within this frosted agony.
Part of the Helluva Bang 2024 with artwork from Albablue7771 and daymibuckzo
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Stolas had it all. He had Blitzo, his daughter, and was pregnant with his child. It was going so perfect... until a certain swan ex of his showed up...
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The Goetia have decided Stolas is not fit to be part of them anymore. That he's to be stripped of his powers and judged for his crimes. And now, all but kidnapped by the imps and having to live as a commoner, he'll have to learn to navigate his new life, to stand up on his own two feet again. But he's not alone, even if he hasn't realized that yet.
(Apology Tour divergent, completed before Mastermind)
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The trip to the imp district felt like it lasted a thousand years.Stolas was a pitiful bundle of feathers and shaking limbs, squeezed between Millie and Moxxie, and Blitz didn't utter a word at all throughout the trip, except to take his head off the window and curse at other drivers. Loona was silent too, focused on her phone.
“We’ll keep an eye on him these first days,” Millie had offered. “He can stay with us.”
So there had Blitz dropped them, at the imps’ modest apartment, not looking back as he sped up with his van as if leaving the scene of a crime.
He probably was.
They had, after all, basically kidnapped a deposed prince before he was subjected to trial.
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(uuUuuuuuUuu the first comments got deleted from the first chapter of this fic and I'm devastated but I have HEARD YOU ALL <3 I am continuing on with this story <3 PLEASE COMMENT AGAIN PLSSSSS)
SPOILER WARNING FOR SEASON 2: EPISODE 11 OF HELLUVA BOSS
Stolas pulled his hand slowly out of Blitzø's grasp, already loosened by the deep sleep the imp was in, and quietly and with much effort, got himself off the tiny couch, all his limbs creaking in protest as he did so.
His heart hammering, he was about to make for the door when a quiet voice from the kitchenette murmured, “I’d think twice about doing that.”
Stolas almost jumped clean out of his feathers.
He looked at Loona, trying to place an expression on his face that was at least a little bit innocent.