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‘Ok, Jamie. Fuck, marry, kill: Ted, Beard and Roy.’
‘Marry Roy, fuck Beard, kill Ted,’ Jamie replies instantly. They hadn’t even given him a hard one, the answer was so obvious he didn’t even need to think before responding. Except by the few gasps he hears and the way his teammates are staring at him, they don’t agree, which is dumb because that’s objectively the right answer.Or Alternatively: A game of fuck marry kill leads to revalations for both Roy and Jamie and they compltely fail to be remotely normal about each other.
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“Uncle Roy, can I date a boy and a girl?”
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Phoebe asks a question that causes a few problems and solves a few more.
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Everyone and their Nan knows there’s no love lost between Roy Kent and Jamie Tartt. Hell, it was very recently that Kent said, “Jamie Tartt is a muppet and I hope he dies of the incurable condition of being a little bitch,” on live TV.
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agnes-greyhound
Genuinely what is going on with Jamie fucking Tartt and Roy fucking Kent we just got that press conference moment and then a day later Jamie posted a photo of Roy… drinking tea?? With the caption “what a fucking dick” on Instagram???
#roy kent #jamie tartt #afcrichmond #they need to be studiedor: nobody can figure out what the hell is going on with Jamie Tartt and Roy Kent.
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Of course Roy's not the only person ever to have a thing for Jamie's arse. Obviously. Jamie's arse is fucking legendary. It has three fan clubs and at least two stalkers creepy enough for the letters to be on file with the police. Roy's not the only person ever to fuck it, either—Jamie was everybody's gay experiment back at the academy, and his dating history has featured several women with impressive toy collections. He's well-acquainted with the wonders of the prostate.
But Roy is different. Everyone else Jamie has banged was interested in his arse as part of a larger appreciation for his whole body—like a side dish, or one option in a buffet. For Roy, it turns out, Jamie's arse is emphatically the main course.
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It’s a perfectly normal day, the dressing room bustling and full of laughter, when Jamie realizes he can’t breathe.
It goes downhill from there.
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I've fallen into a hole labeled 'Ted Lasso' with no will to crawl out of by Marsupeler
Fandom: Ted Lasso (TV)
17 Dec 2024
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Maybe the fact that he was willing, from day one, to put his head down and listen to everything Roy said, can explain where they're at now.
Because Jamie's lying on the floor, teetering on the edge of a nap, curled up next to Roy's feet.
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He leans back in his office chair staring at the ceiling imagining Jamie as an omega in heat. Presenting Roy with his hole dripping with slick, ready and wanting Roy, his alpha, to fucking mate with him.
Roy gets this omegaverse appeal. It feels raw and primal and strangely taboo.Jamie tells Roy about omegaverse. Roy now needs this fantasy to come to life.
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It's a secret to keep, just the two of them. His engagement ring feels heavy on his finger; warm and secure.
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If I Can’t Have You, No One Else Can (I’ll Give Them Myself Instead) by anotherfngrl
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
15 Mar 2024
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Roy is pretty sure Jamie’s cockblocking him. He just doesn’t fucking know why.
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Roy doesn't do presents.
And that's never really been an issue.
Except for the fact that this is his first time celebrating Christmas with Jamie, and the muppet is proper into that shit.
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The Richmond lads decide to prank Jamie when they find out he used to be a Roy Kent Fanboy™. It has unforeseen consequences.
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“Are you asking me to be your fucking friend with benefits, Tartt?”
Jamie makes a face, and tilts his head. “Coach with benefits, more like.”or,
Four times Roy and Jamie avoid their feeling(s), and the one time they don't.
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well fuck. that was gorgeous.
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5 Times People Thought Roy and Jamie are Dating ( 1 Time They Come Out) by Papillons_en_Papier
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
29 May 2023
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What it say's on the can. Five times people assume that Roy and Jamie are dating and one time they come out.
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Every instinct in Roy is telling him fuck Jamie Tartt, he’s here to take your place, and you fucking know it, but Roy forced himself to swallow back that urge to blame this kid for all things wrong in his life and goes to say hello.
,or what if roy had taken jamie under his wing when he got to richmond?
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Jamie's had wet dreams about Roy Kent since he started having wet dreams. He's had one at least once a week for at least a decade. But after a bus ride where he was forced to sit next to Roy he started having... different dreams. They felt so much more real. Like he knew what Roy felt like.
It all came to a head when he was being a bitch, there was something stuck in his tail, right at the base of his tail. And it was driving him insane. That was until Roy offered to help and rough grabbed at Jamie's tail... It wasn't his fault he got hard!
He just never expected Roy to actually give him what he wanted. He never thought Roy would ever actually let him be a good boy. All Jamie ever wanted to be was Roy Kent's good little mutt.(Dog Hybrids AU, Jamie's got characteristics like ears and a tail, Roy doesn't but is still dog-ish in behaviors.)
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Getting called into the owner’s office never ends well, so Jamie isn’t thrilled about being summoned there.
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Roy shows Jamie how to relax on holiday.
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“Fucking hell, Roy! Real classy,” Jamie sounded breathless, but genuinely amused, and Roy could feel his hands on Roy’s back, urging him into the car like he was longing to get Roy’s hands on him again, longing for the privacy and freedom the tinted windows would grant them.
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Gray Hair, Don't Care (Unless You're Jamie Tartt) by Catalogercas
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
23 Jul 2023
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"Suppose I can call you 'Granddad' now," Roy snorts as Jamie tugs at the offending slivers of gray peaking through whatever version of "essentially brown" or "essentially blonde" Jamie's hair currently is and glares at them in the mirror.
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