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    It starts with the socks.

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    3/?
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    Roxanne is tired of being underappreciated at work.

    She is talented, hardworking, and most of all, desperate. She's tried for years to impress her boss; rehearsing her lines, improving her vocabulary, anything to further her stagnated career. Yet, it seems the only thing her boss wants her to report on are trivialities and the escapades of Metro Man and Megamind. Not that she minds reporting on those things, but something different - something bigger - to break her out of the small corner she somehow seems to have been backed into would be much appreciated.

    Perhaps, what she needs is to work a little less honestly, and a bit more smarter. Instead of waiting for her boss, maybe she should just take the first step. Maybe one thing will lead to another, and she'll finally receive the recognition and literary freedom she oh so craves when her boss sees just how much potential her work truly has.

    That being said, years of routine has made her rusty when it comes to doing new things well. Perhaps she needs someone a bit more knowledgeable on certain topics, a bit more creative, to help inspire and inform her work. She just needs to be careful; to play it safe. To walk the line, without crossing the line.

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    7/?
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    2
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    Roxanne needs a plus-one accompany her to the wedding of an old friend from school. Slight problem: her friend is a villain, marrying a villain, with many villainous colleagues in attendance, and Roxanne Ritchi is a well-recognized professional pawn. Who better to protect her at such an event than Megamind? Some road trips, some shared hotel rooms, some quiet torches held, some eventual smooching. You know the drill.

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    13/?
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    What if Roxanne somehow was empowered with Spider-Man's abilities? What if Megamind fell madly in love with the new hero?

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    Kudos and / or comment if you like : D
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    Convenience stores and pharmacies and the like are usually great, except in December. In December, between decorations, and the absurd amount of carols, they are evil. Not even fun Evil with a capital E, and perhaps extra E’s just for the sake of it. For anyone not celebrating, such as a Jewish henchman or an alien who isn’t a big fan since that’s when they crashed? Absolute hell of carols

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    aka

    Why Doesn’t Megs do a Hannukah Plot?

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    After Megamind begins sleeping more regularly, Roxanne discovers she enjoys waking him up. Megamind discovers he enjoys waking. They are both keeping an entertaining secret from each other about this.

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    10
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    A story of love, lust and colour coordinated calendars... and how Roxanne Ritchi became the Mistress of Evil

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    109/?
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    Most of the movie is from Megamind's perspective. But what is going through Roxanne's head through all of this?
    This partially follows cannon, but I tweak and add lots of things where needed.

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    9/?
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    Roxanne froze, a series of sudden chills trickling up her spine, as she slowly lifted her head. Her breath caught in her throat.

    Because standing there right in the middle of her apartment, underneath all of the hanging evidence she had of his six-month disappearance, stood Megamind.

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    19/?
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    Megamind and Metroman both share a secret passion for living as ordinary citizens through their alter egos, Bernard and Wayne Scott.
    But what happens when their worlds collide in a fateful encounter, igniting unexpected feelings between them?

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    Chapters:
    6/6
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    15
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    31
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    6
    Hits:
    380
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    Metroman had made up his mind. Wait until Megamind interrupted the award ceremony, head to the wrong observatory, then put on his best acting face for the grand finale. Then Megamind spoiled it in the most Megamind way possible.

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    Evil lives in the heart.

    Choices made and set in stone. Lifelong lessons that what the good guys want the good guys get and happily ever after never belongs to the villains.

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    1/1
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    11
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    3
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    Long-ago promised sequel to long as the day in the summertime, deep as the wine-dark sea. Megamind has woken up with no memory of the past few years - he's a clone, and his memories are out-of-date. He now needs to adjust to a beautiful life that isn't his in a future he barely dared to dream of, and finds himself adjusting...poorly. In which Megamind's mental health issues are a little more overt than I usually write them, but this is Not Roxanne's First Rodeo.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    74
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    5
    Hits:
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    Humanity is about to face its largest existential threat since the inception of the atomic bomb… and he’s just about as devastatingly flashy and destructive, too. Evil Megamind AU where he's come to wipe out his enemies on earth and subjugate the entire planet as their Overlord.

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    4,322
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    18
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    11
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    2
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    Megamind returns home thrilled after his first kiss with Roxanne, only to find himself hilariously perplexed by Minion's attempts to explain what intimacy truly means.

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    1/1
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    2
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    3
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    An aspiring storyteller from Crete journeys to the ancient city of Thebes and finds herself drawn to the incredible tale of two living gods who roam the desert. Determined to see these corporeal deities with her own eyes, she sets out on a divinely inspired investigation to quell her insatiable fascination. Fate seems to have been guiding her to this very moment her whole life. Rated T for later chapters. Ancient Egypt AU written purely as self-indulgent fun. I am obsessed with this idea and need to get it out now.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    20
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    12
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    2
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    My story is set in the Megamind Rules! Episode, 'A Cake for Keiko' and explores the relationship between Megamind and his former teacher of villainy, Machiavillain.

    Let me surprise you...

    Language:
    English
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    8,575
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    24
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    7
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    1
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    67
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    Metro Man fights the forces of heteronormativity.

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    English
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    2,138
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    8
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    28
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    2
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    189
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    Megamind ficlets less than a thousand words. Ranging from under one hundred words to several hundred. Will be updated whenever I think up another random scene. Hope you enjoy! :)

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    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    2
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    13
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    90
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    As part of a cordial agreement that Megamind made with Roxanne Ritchi after he became the Defender of Metrocity and she took on the role of Metro City's Public Information Specialist, the pair go to couples therapy sessions once a week to rebuild trust in their relationship. Perhaps going to therapy will be worth it after all...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,417
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    727

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