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A little under a century ago Alternia attempted to colonize Earth under the guise of a simple baking company.
While it managed to gain a foothold, it turned out that they severely underestimated Earthlings. Less then a few decades later, the invasion was ended after the death of the empress causing the Alternian factions to begin collapsing and fleeing. Those who remained, were caught, or were hatched on earth, now live alongside humans.
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Your name is Dirk Strider. And this is the worst summer of your life.
After your Aunt finally divorced her incredibly shitty husband, you'd thought that family vacations would be peaceful affairs. Instead, things somehow seem worse then ever before. In an attempt to mediate some of this, you've ended up 'escorting' your younger cousin to her summer job- a tailor shop on a troll reserve. Right in the middle of the biggest Troll Rights movement since the Summoner Riots.
Meanwhile, your ex still isn't talking to you and there's some shady ass troll guy lurking around.
Like you said. Worst. Summer. Ever.
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I fear people forget that Kanaya’s crush on Rose is like. Long standing from finding her Sburb manual. So here’s a cute little before fic strictly about just that because WHO DOESNT LOVE ROSEMARY PINING??
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- Part 2 of Rosemary occurrences (GONE WRONG!!)
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Rose Lalonde agrees to take a turn helping Kanaya with her rainbow drinker problems, which she keeps telling herself is a totally normal nice and friendly thing to do. So why does it feel like her heart is gonna claw through her chest?? And why is she devoting every detail of her room to memory? And why does her face feel hot when she ends up applying Kanaya’s lipstick, finding the tube loose on the floor…??? No one knows.
And or- fellas, is it gay to want a lesbian vampire girlfriend?Series
- Part 1 of Rosemary occurrences (GONE WRONG!!)
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In Which John Egbert is Allowed to Feel Rage for Once in his Life by bewarethepurpleone
Fandoms: Homestuck
14 Dec 2024
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John stared at the eyeless muse, waiting for her to crack a joke or at least a smile. Something to let the poor kid know that this wasn't what was actually waiting for him--for all of them--so close to the end of the game. No such solace came, and a dull memory began to flicker in the back of the teenager's head, one that burned hot for just a moment before fading quietly into a migraine waiting to happen. A memory of himself and his ectobiological sister. And a movie he hadn't realized was as AWFUL as it was.
"So, is being a shitty writer a requirement for cherubs, or is it a family trait?"
The Heir of Breath is recruited by Alternate Calliope to help ensure Homestuck^2 never happens. The clearest way to make it work is to force the game to run a patch before its completion, but it will require a lot of work on John's end, and the results are something no one but Alt Calliope and her increasingly fed up editor could have expected. John has never felt closer to the Makaras, and as time goes on, the feelings start to be reciprocated.
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- Part 1 of Patchstuck
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The game was never really meant to be won. It's output, the universe John could never really call home, is cursed. So when John and Calliope are faced with two, equally bad options, they decide to go for a third.
What if instead of destroying Lord English, they made sure he never existed in the first place? Maybe it really was possible to fix everything. To truly have a happy ending.
So John (now with Aradia by his side), reluctantly prepares for another retcon. And, unbeknownst to everyone but her, Calliope calls in a favor. For a fleeting moment, a perfect future is within their grasp.
However, when faced with "canon" once again, they find out the hard way that it could never be that easy. Every win comes with a brutal sacrifice, by the time they realize, it's too late. Not wanting to doom the timeline they created, their only hope is that, perhaps, the path to heaven goes through hell first.
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Karkat practically flies up the stairs to the meteor’s roof. He can’t hear anything over his own breathing, but he feels the snapping of blood from blood.
He feels when things are wrong. And oh fuck, are they ever wrong. He feels like he’s going to throw up, but he just forces himself to fall up the steps even faster. Don’t be late again. Don’t fucking do that, Vantas.
He stumbles out, heaving in breaths as he takes in the scene, brain working furiously to compensate for the terror thrumming in his veins and the pounding of his head.
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To Mend The Sun (lancerstuck) by Catfish_soup, RainbowSquid
Fandoms: Homestuck, Lancer (Roleplaying Game)
13 Dec 2024
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first fic I've written so bare with me
Union has long seeked to control Alternia, a valuable yet dangerous planet populated by a race of aliens called Trolls. The planet's strong military, lead by Her Imperious Condescension (HIC) had stopped any diplomatic discussions long ago. However when HIC began a campaign of swift and cruel expansion beginning with the destruction of Alternias sister planet Beforus, who had been a Union ally. Union took this as a direct attack, and the excuse they had been waiting on. This began many long and devastating years of brutal war lasting 15 years and counting.
Currently Union has begun enlisting groups of Lancers, highly skilled mercenaries piloting mech frames, for specific and dangerous missions. One of these groups known as The Beta Kids have been assigned to a distant planet on the edge of HIC conquered space.
Unknown to Union this planet was also home to a different group, refugees from Alternia and fellow lancers who’ve recently escaped Alternia after rescuing the Heiress to the Alternian Empire.by combining my two hyper fixations, we present to you: homestuck but big robots!
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The #1 hero in Skaia city has a secret: she's leading a double life! Well, technically two. How will she navigate the complicated world of superheroics AND gender dysphoria? Tune in to find out!
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KANAYA: What
KANAYA: The Hell Is That
KANAYA: On Your Face
ROSE: Do I look dashing to you? Overcame with newfound irresistible desire?
KANAYA: I Was Going To Say Horrifically Ugly -
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Dave Strider is twenty-three years old, and for the past three years he has finally gotten to live a normal life; a retired monster hunter living in a town near the Rainbow Falls in New York. Though, it’s been a month since he’s even heard from his new best friend, and his old instincts tell him that it can’t mean anything good.
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The Dersite royal family are famed for their powerful magic, but Prince Dave does not have any. Prospit is an insular nation who believes magic to be inherently corrupting and wicked, and yet Princess Jade has magic flowing through her veins. When their marriage is arranged to end a centuries-long war, they have a lot to figure out.
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Major Lalonde (coming home) by docmatoi
Fandoms: Major Tom (Coming Home) - Peter Schilling (Song), Homestuck
10 Dec 2024
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No one understands
But Major Tom sees
Now the Light commands
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Your name is TAVROS NITRAM and your about to make a big mistake.
But you don't know that yet.
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What if the children of those left after the creation of Earth C. Played Sburb again.
(This is a bad idea)
But since they are children they go through with it- Language:
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Karkat Vantas is an artist who paints things he doesn’t really feel. Then, he finds someone online that he absolutely despises. The guy keeps complimenting his artwork. And much to karkat’s dismay, he’s been starting to feel a spark for his craft that he hasn’t felt in a long time.
Dave Strider is a YouTuber/Barista who does reckless things (that are somewhat calculated risks) and posts them online for fun. One day, he gets a hate comment from an artist who he immediately feels a need to befriend. He thinks he might be in love.
(IM BAD AT WRITING SERIOUSLY PLS DONT HATE ON THIS 😭)
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Land of Killing and Despair by alexVakarian
Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa - All Media Types, Homestuck
06 Dec 2024
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Be careful what you wish for, because you might just get it.
The trolls, the humans, every single one of them wanted to play a deadly game.
Now they get to be in one, just not the one they were hoping for.A fanfic about an alternate universe where instead of the kids and trolls playing Sburb and Sgrub, they get thrown into a strange academy they've never seen before. And all they can do, is to play a game full of despair to survive.
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Karkat's blood color started showing, so half of his friends made a plan to leave Alternia when the plane didn't happen. Now, Karkat, Nepeta, and Terezi are on Terra, and they must make enough money to get out of the debt of the Felt crew.
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"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less travelled by,
And that has made all the difference."-Transgender biologist and prophet Julia Serano
You are almost certain Julia Serano said that.
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You're name is John Egbert and you fucked up big time.
He invited you over and asked you the Question-About-Romance. And, yeah sure, you were kinda isolated. The others don’t talk to you too much anymore which sucks but- so what right? But geez he looked so… So worried for you. You knew you were lonely as of late, but you didn't think it would be a big deal! Especially not to Dad. With a sore heart, you told him you were, in fact, dating someone. And that his son was not a lonely bum with no friends and no love life. Not that having no partner is a bad thing- you’ve just never expressed that you didn't want one before; So immediately because of that same talk decades ago, he assumed it to be a boy.
Yeah. Not good.
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John and Dave have to fake hold hands to fool his Dad. This isn't gonna end well... or maybe it might?
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The hole never healed. It never closed up. It stopped hurting, eventually, but would still tingle from time to time. Her exposed viscera had hardened into a kind of skin, like scar tissue, which was extremely fragile and sensitive.
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