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    1994-1998

    How old are you supposed to be when you stop recognizing the kid you once were when you look in the mirror?

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    69% Match 2019 [TV-MA] 1h 30m [HD]

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    Coming back for round two is comedian Richie Tozier! In this new special Richie Tozier talks through fun times and tells stories of his friends and family and dog! Light hearted fun and dark humor.

     

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    [ TV-MA ]
    Language, Sexual Jokes

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    Stand-Up Comedy

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    Offbeat
    Laugh out loud funny
    Witty
    LGBTQ

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    So I stare at this tweet for like… a while. Who didn’t stare at this tweet for a while?

    You’re a fucking liar.

    So I stare at this tweet and I start Making Plans.

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    Or, Richie starts a Darude Shtwitstorm.

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    69% Match  2017  [TV-MA]  1h 30m  [HD]

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    Small town childhood with the growing pains to prove it. After almost two years, Richie Tozier is back at it on stage, and with news nobody saw coming.

     

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    Stand-Up Comedy

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    Offbeat
    Laugh out loud funny
    Witty
    LGBTQ

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    English
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    So there’s this thing that happens when you’re apparently an ‘adult’, and you have a house to put your shit in, and you like… fucking know people. Like actually know them, and they know you back? Don’t do that. Don’t know people. Because then they want you to do things like Host.

    Or, Richie being a little shit on stage while he moans about hosting dinner for The Losers Club.

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    Richie is feeling like nothing in his life is really going to change, even after they all made vows after Derry 2.0. But when Eddie comes to stay with him, suddenly it looks like some changes might be possible after all.

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    “Welcome to Chapter 2,” Richie “Trashmouth” Tozier announces, and the audience goes wild.

    In Tozier’s sophomore show, he uses the framework of his once-popular SNL gameshow sketch, WHAT’S THAT NAME, to detail the life and times of his six childhood friends, whose names he claims to have forgotten. The audience is encouraged to play along, as Tozier introduces his friends, several of whom are now very successful in their own right, with intimate, detailed, and, yes, hilarious anecdotes that showcase our fashion, literary, and architectural heroes as we have never seen them before. The show has all the admittedly surprising comedy chops that Tozier displayed in his “second first” show in 2017, as well as a surprising amount of heart from a man known primarily as “Trashmouth”. We look forward to seeing what Tozier does next.

    “Chapter 2” is available now on Netflix.

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    The talent booker asks, “So, can you work clean? For five minutes?”

    Barn door of his shoulders swinging back and forth as he plays both parts of the conversation, Richie clears his throat. “Um…define clean?”

    “To which,” Giggling, he shakes his head. “This kind woman made the mistake of saying, ‘Define dirty’.”

    “And of course my stupid ass blurts out, ‘Honey, if that’s where this phone call is going, I’m gonna need to start charging you 69 cents a minute'."

    Richie holds up a finger. “And she did not laugh.”

    Thankfully the crowd does and he barrels on. “So I said, ‘Well, I don’t know how clean it’ll be. But…'" Richie pauses. Counts in his head. He’d be ashamed to admit he practiced this mischievous grin in the mirror. But his compulsive need to prepare, to avoid criticism, allows nothing less. “'I have at least five minutes of material about how badly I want to bang Conan O’Brien'.”

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    After a salacious set on Conan, Richie assumes his mouth led to trouble yet again. But when Conan repeatedly seeks opportunities to hang out, Richie suspects he's interested in something more.

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    Eddie and Stan join a sugar daddy app on a drunken whim and find two very interested users. (Centers mostly on the Reddie relationship).

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    Name: Longshot
    Stats: 25 / Male / Gay
    I'm not writing something stupid, fuck you.

     

    Name: Wild&CrazyGuy
    Stats: 40 / Male / Gay
    It's just a ride...

     

    About Me

    Uhhh I'm gay as fuck and I have money lol

     

    What I'm Looking For

    Someone interesting, I guess? Haha I don't know what to write sykktjkgssgb :)

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    Georgie Denbrough is not afraid of the clown, or of the big scary house he's trapped in - he knows his brother will come back for him. His lack of fear makes it impossible for Pennywise to kill him. All is not well, though. Never underestimate a haunted house.

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    Without the curse of Pennywise holding them back, the grown-up Losers take on the world.

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    richie is finally trying to write his own material, and his husband eddie wants to be his test audience

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    Richie tweets a picture of Eddie to promote his standup tour. The internet does its thing.

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    seven short stories of Richie and Eddie's love throughout the years (based on prompts for reddie week 2020)

    "The knife is too small and he can’t get a good grip on it, gangly arms and bony wrists making the process difficult and irritating. He shifts again, turning the blade around to make the curve for the R."

    "If he can make Eddie fall in love with the city then it’s only a few easy steps to convince him to move here, and if he’s doing that, then he might as well move in with Richie, right?"

    "All that exists is Richie and three lights, bright enough to block out everything else."

    “Soulmates. As in: Richie and Eddie, emphasis on the and.”

    "The worst or perhaps the best part of it all is that Richie chose this. He decided to rip his heart out in front of a hall of strangers for their entertainment."

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    There were seven of us in what we fondly referred to as the Loser’s Club, and only one hammock, so we had a ten-minute rule in place, and we didn’t stick to it, but my best friend, Eddie, he only cared about the timer when it was me in the hammock. Any of the other losers and he didn’t give a shit, but if it was me then he would set an actual, real timer on his watch and the second it started beeping he would stare at me with one bitchy eyebrow raised until I started arguing with him.

    One time, I refused to get out of the hammock so after cussing me out he just climbed into the fucking hammock. I shit you not, New York, this asshole decided that the only option was to get in the hammock with me, and push my glasses off with his foot. And then he kicked me in the face!

    (or: i wrote richie a stand up set, too.)

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    Richie clambers into the back of the limo and slams the door behind him, clutching the edge of the seat and chanting in a panic. “Drivedrivedrivedrive!”

    “Wha?” Eddie has barely got in himself before Richie launches towards the partition. “We’re not that behind schedule...”

    “Dead body!” Richie yelps in his ear. “Other limo! Go, go now, go, for the luvva Golden Girls!” He can’t dare look out the window at what the other limo or its people are doing, he just clings close to Eddie’s shoulder while he hastily shifts into gear and cuts the wheel.

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    When Richie Tozier, newly out bisexual comedian, makes an appearance on Mike Hanlon's podcast, Eddie can't do anything but listen. And then listen again. And again. And again. And-well, it's safe to say that Eddie might like Richie Tozier a little more than the average guy. But hey there's no harm in that, right? It's not like he's in love with the guy.

    Right?

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    He’s never alone, he’s always being watched, always has to put on a show. So he does, shouting
    “Heya Derry, how ya doing?” and then waiting for the obligatory noise to die down. Then he starts his act.

    Richie's act in the small town of Derry doesn't exactly go as planned...

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    Eddie's friends convince him to go to a show in Derry done by famous stand-up comedian Richie Tozier. What Eddie isn't ready for is that, after meeting Richie in person, he beings to feel some unexpected and foreign feelings for the comedian. While dealing with his divorce from his ex-wife and discovering if he really is as straight as he's always told himself, he falls head over heels in love with Richie, and just might give a shot at love, no matter how unexpected it is.

    (This work has been abandoned and will be orphaned. Sorry guys, but I just didn't have the motivation to finish this. I really didn't want to do this, but I had to. Sorry I let you guys down.)

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    Richie Tozier returns to talk about adopting a pet, loving his kids, and committing to the bit.

    Cast: Richie Tozier-Uris
    Genres: Stand-Up Comedy, Comedy
    This Show is: Irreverent, Witty, and Off-beat

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    Comments:
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    10
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