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    It's Christmas Eve and spirits have been given a task: Save Greg Davies' Immortal Soul. Your time starts now.

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    The situation between Josh and Alex continues with a phone call and a request to do another task. And then another. Until Josh is left wondering how long this situation can last — and if he ever wants it to end.

    Alex swiftly entered the room, closing the door again behind him. He was already dressed in his assistant suit, handsome as always.

    A flush appeared on Josh’s skin. Of course it wasn’t someone from the crew. Of course it would be him.

    [Includes art I commissioned at the end of chapters one and three!]

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    Alexander feels frisky.

    This was created in 5 minutes for a laugh. It is not grammatically correct.

    This work of shit is dedicated to my friends. You know who you are!

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    Joe Wilkinson dreams about the most important performance of his life.

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    They call him an evil genius.
    They call him a modern-day Moriarty.
    They call him… The Assistant.

    His connections are vast, his methods unorthodox, his solutions complex and convoluted. He never asks for money, simply a favour to be repaid at a later date, a task to be completed.

    A task that never traces back to him, and one you’d better not hesitate to perform. So extensive has his influence become, law enforcement agencies from across the globe are aware of him - but never get close to him.

    There’s only one man who might be able to take him down. Detective Inspector Gregory Daniel Davies is on the case – and he always gets his man. But little does DI Davies know, The Assistant has been watching him too…

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    Richard enjoys not being the taller one for the first time in his life. Even if it's only in his dream.

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    There's been naughtiness on the set of a popular UK game show. This has now been bumped up to 666 words long.

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    The Taskmaster Renfaire AU.

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    Have you ever wanted to see your faves on a tea time quiz show? Well, me too! And that's why Brian and Roger, Tom and Danny, and Charlie and Craig Reid along with some Own Characters, are on BBC's Pointless, Celebrities Edition!

    Play along at home if you like!

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    Well it's been a while readers, since I posted my last story or short stories should I say. I've been wanting to write something for a few months but nothing was coming to mind. However, this popped into my head this week. Again it is inspired by one of Ed Sheeran's songs (This is becoming a bad habit :) ) I would like to acknowledge some of the words are from his song "Collide" they were the inspiration behind this little story.

    Hope you all like it and I promise not to leave it as long next time.

    Just a little thought, I know Richard is now living with his partner Ingrid (who seems a perfect match for him ) and Xander is still
    happily married to Hannah so no offence is meant by this story or any other of my work. They are just an outlet for the madness that goes on inside my head .

    Enjoy.....

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    A selection of one-shots i have had running around my head for the last few months.

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    1/1
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    A story inspired by Ed Sherans song "Bad Habits" . This is how i think their friendship kinda works ....obviously none of this is based on fact , just musings from my crazy mind 😛

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    1/1
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    One minor but extremely demanding deity. One sycophantic high priest. Five needy comedians. Television gold, probably.

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    3/?
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    15
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    5
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    A short story, set in an alternative universe. Richard isn't famous , he works in an opticians. One day a young lady walks in (the reader) and his day becomes very memorable.
    I usually "ship" Richard and Xander but for today I thought I would have a little change .

    Hope you enjoy 😉 ❤

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    So it seems my fondness for very tall, funny men continues.

    Disclaimer: Unfortunately I don't own Richard Osman. If I did, I definitely wouldn't have time to be writing this ;)

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    Richard can't tell Xander how he feels, but after the loss of a friend he's going to have to tell him eventually.

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    Richard and Xander are sat in Richard's flat , at the breakfast table .It's the morning after the night before . With cups of coffee in hand they are content welcoming the day quietly in their own thoughts. A song comes on the radio and Rich starts to daydream.

    This is a little scenario I imagine everytime I hear this song .

    Full credit for lyrics to Ed Sheeran .

    I have changed a few words to better suit the story .

    Hope you enjoy reading, if you haven't heard the song listen to it first :)

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    1/1
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    1
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    It had finally happened, they had slept together. After being friends for over half their lives the temptation finally became too much. Now they had to deal with the fallout, will their friendship survive.?

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    It's a 50th Birthday present Richard had always wanted and he will never forget.

    Just a very quick story I wrote on the eve of Richard's 50th Birthday. Whilst watching him on the Graham Norton Show , so apologies for any grammar or spelling errors , I may have been a little distracted. Also the two glasses of red wine 🍷 helped 🥰

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    1/1
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    Richard and Xander take a Road Trip down to Cornwall. Just two good friends enjoying spending some time together, or is there something else happening? Due to circumstances , they end up on a longer trip then they first expected. Will they still be friends once it is over? A time for secrets to be revealed and revelations to be made. A bit of angst and a bit of fluff ..surely it would be "Pointless" to keep them apart ;) ?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/5
    Comments:
    2
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    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
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