9 Works in Queer Chrissy Cunningham
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“Do my eyes?” Billy mutters around his cigarette, “What the fuck does that even mean?”
“With make-up.” Chrissy clarifies easily.
And with that, Billy nearly sucks back the cigarette dangling between his lips. He coughs, and coughs, and then coughs some more. Has to fucking lean forward to catch his breath, feeling a lot like he did when he first tried that stolen cigarette from his dad at the tender age of twelve. He uses the back of his hand to wipe away the stray tears that had eked their way out during his fit. “No. Absolutely not. No fucking way.”
Eddie perks up, “Ooh. The gentleman doth protest too much, methinks.”
“What the fuck’d you just call me?” Billy croaks, his voice still a little ragged from his coughing.
Or, Chrissy convinces Billy to let her put makeup on him. 💋
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Chrissy is beginning to think Ettie has sampled too much of her own product. “I don't know what you're talking about,” she says.
Ettie huffs in exasperation. Enunciating carefully, she says, “Have you tried masturbating?”
Chrissy stares at her. “No.”
“Might be a good place to start, before you spend a bunch of money on self-medication,” says Ettie. “Relaxing and free.” Her face is slightly pink, but maybe that's Chrissy's imagination, or the lighting in the trailer, or something.
“No,” says Chrissy again, feeling unmoored. “I don't do that. I mean. I can't do that.” Stupidly, she gestures to her cheer uniform, her short skirt. “I'm a girl.”
Chrissy comes to Ettie for something to help her sleep. Ettie's suggestion makes her realize she's been missing out on a lot of things.
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Chrissy's life is all going the way it was planned. She's president of her sorority, she's got the man of her dreams, she's about to be proposed to. What could possibly go wrong?
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Legally Blonde AU
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- Part 4 of Tumblr Drabbles
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Steve and Robin have a slightly drunk gossip session in the middle of the club about their crushes.
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Inspired by this conversation from Campaign 2 - Episode 85 of Critical Role
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- Part 2 of Tumblr Drabbles
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you should be warned before i let you inside by ultravioletwrites for StitchedFox
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
15 Feb 2024
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This only happens in porn, Eddie thought.
This only happens in porn, right?
Someone better cut the fucking cameras then, because there’s a sex god of a maintenance man in Eddie’s house and Argyle’s stupid joint has him preening like a cat in heat.
Or: Steve Harrington’s stuck taking care of his father’s rentals properties for the summer.
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A young woman, destined to slay vampires, demons and other infernal creatures, deals with her life fighting evil, with the help of her friends.
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Steve liked to watch people. He would sit on the playground and just look at the people around him. He would wonder what they had been doing, what they were doing, what they would be doing.
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Steve goes to college, Eddie is distraught at this news, Robin is living her best lesbian life, and Chrissy is here to stop the inevitable meltdown -
Percy Jackson and The Upside Down by Pylades_Drunk
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016), Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
03 Oct 2022
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Percy absolutely did not want to be in Indiana for his final year of middle school but will a quartet of nerds make Indiana bearable for him?
Silena Beauregard is having second thoughts about taking up Luke’s offer of spying on camp for him. Especially after finding Chris half dead and driven mad by whatever Luke had done to him.
Eddie Munson thought his senior year would be normal. The last thing he expected was to find out his dad wasn’t his dad or get sucked into helping a bunch of middle schoolers look for the Missing Will Byers.
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Chrissy always noticed when Robin’s eyes were on her. But Robin never noticed the way her own always found their way back to her as well.
Or fuck canon! There's absolutely no way that Robin never had a crush on Chrissy, especially since they're both in the same grade! This is a retelling from freshman year to the current and heavily edited (you're welcome) events of season 4.