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    "You wanted to get away from it all, didn't you?" Q says, but Jean-Luc never imagined this.

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    A shameless romp through Q's revenge on Kathryn after she rejects him in "The Q and the Grey" (but before the end, when he 'resolves' his progeny needs...)

    Q is a vengeful god. And Kathryn won't accept his offer of procreation. So fine, she won't accept him? Who WILL she accept...? Q must find out with some "it's for science" scrutiny in true Cause & Effect (TNG)/Coda (VOY) style. How many times will Kathryn have to face off with a new romantic partner in her personal Groundhog Day 'hell' until Q figures out what really makes her want someone... and uses that against her... hilarity ensues. (How can it not?)

    I'll include notes at the end of each chapter with that chapter's reference musical-theater title and songs quoted. Planning to publish every couple of days.

    Special thanks to @CAMIR for suggesting using the parodied title (and for the awesome beta!) Also, thank you to @MagdaleneJaneway and @DivineMissEm for their undying enablerina encouragement and wonderful betas, too!

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    Happy Threshold Day!

    After breaking the Transwarp barrier, a mutating Tom Paris abducted Captain Janeway. The Voyager crew found them three days later... but they weren't alone. Their three offspring were left behind on the planet of their birth... but what if they hadn't been? If Chakotay had made a different choice, how would that have played out? Captain Janeway has a ship to run, and Tom Paris has a mole to find. How will caring for three little lives impact their duties? One thing's for sure: nothing will ever be the same...

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    Q pays a visit to the original enterprise crew and traps them in a fairy tale, giving them 3 days to awaken "the princess" Spock from a sleeping curse.

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    “Alright,” Jim said to his crew, as he bolted the door shut from any more unwanted visitors. “True love’s kiss was a bust. What’s our next idea?” He said, beginning to pace.

    “Maybe we shouldn't throw out the whole idea.'' McCoy pondered.

    “Excuse me?” Jim questioned him, stopping dead in his tracks.

    “Well I’m just thinkin’, maybe if the princess’s true love isn’t the prince, maybe it’s someone else. Maybe, I don’t know, a knight or something?” He continued, giving Jim a pointed look at this last thought. 

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    The Mane Six go on the Enterprise to figure out how to move their stationary moon and learn more about the ship's occupants. A certain Master of Chaos tags along, for good or ill.

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    Picard被困在了一个洞穴里。
    Picard is trapped inside a cave.

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    Handsome prince Spock has been locked away in a tower since he was captured as a baby by an old (gay) hag.
    His magical long black hair has the power to provide eternal youth, and the evil Khan uses this power to keep himself young. At the age of 18, Spock becomes curious about the outside world, and when a captain uses his tower as a refuge, he asks him to help him explore the outside world.

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    暮光闪闪和她的朋友们给予了和谐之元更加强大的力量,于是她们决定放逐无序。
    Twilight Sparkle and her friends have made the Elements of Harmony even more powerful than ever, therefore they decided to banish Discord.

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    Ranger Seven lay dying after exacting her revenge on Bjayzl. She knew it was a suicide mission, and awaited death. Q Jr doesn't want to lose his best friend and his friend's mom, so sends Seven back in time to find the courage to go after her one true love, Vice-Admiral Janeway.

    [Reuploaded chapters to fix POV issue, and the fic has been expanded as of October 11,2024]

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    I'll post all my fanarts for mcspirk month 2024 here, see you around!

    (tags will be updated)

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    Ak'spra, the Vulcan term for a heretic or one who rejects the orthodoxy. Sybok certainly was one, and he finds himself drawn to kindred spirits. After his quest for Sha'Ka'Ree leads him to disaster, he unexpectedly survives...and now must find a new purpose, with the universe at his disposal. He tries to spread happiness in a new way, guided by the lessons he's learned. And Q, when he has nothing better to do.

    Q is drawn to mortals as entertainment; Sybok wants to help them. And Beckett Mariner, in particular, could use all the help she can get.

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    “I love him, and if that’s a problem, then throw me out again!” Q shouted.
    Q2 frowned. “You know he’ll just throw you in the brig again.”
    Q stopped. As much as he didn’t want to admit it, the other Q was right.
    “Then make sure Jean-Luc doesn’t this time.” Q told him. “This is all I ask. Then you never have to see me again.”
    Q2 smirked, and then snapped.

    CW: In a later chapter, there will be an offensive word used that may trigger some readers. Reader discretion is advised. A note will be put before the chapter that contains this word. (Reminder: I myself am autistic and have been called this word, so please don’t call me “insensitive” or attack me over my autistic Q headcanon. This is MY FIC. Don’t like, don’t read.)

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    Lady Q delivers an ultimatum: If Q can't get Picard to tolerate him for a full 24 hours, he will leave Picard and the Enterprise alone forever.
    Q decides to get creative.

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    Synovec vědkyně, která před nedávnem málem omylem vyhubila lidstvo a zničila velkou část vesmíru zmizí z její laboratoře během pokusu navázat na její práci. Kathryn Janeway najde v čas příčinu i řešení, ale aby se mladík dostal zpět musí přistoupit na precedent, který nemá v historii Flotily obdoby a jediný, kdo jí s tímto malérem může pomoci je Jean-Luc Picard. Mladý vědec si zahrával s něčím, co neměl a čemu pořádně nerozumí, lidstvo tedy může přijít o svou existenci jako lusknutím prsty. Podaří se mládežníka najít než se tak stane? A co tentokrát Picard uvidí v nastaveném zrcadle?

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    Tajemný šepot, zmučené výkřiky, šum znepokojivého větru, nebývalý chlad v místnosti, zakrytá okna a Deannino naléhání nahání Willu Rikerovi husí kůži. Podle všech vodítek, které si pamatuje z manuálů se na Hosho neděje nic nepatřičného a nouzový režim lodi si posádka naplánovala, jenže proč on o tom jakožto první důstojník netuší, kdo tu kolem šeptá, kdo křičí? Co se vlastně děje? Komunikace nefunguje a ta okna určitě s manželkou nezakryli. Hororová atmosféra nevěstí nic dobrého a Troi se těžko orientuje ve vjemech, které přijímá. Je posádka v nebezpečí? Mučí někdo jejich druhy? Nevědí, ale vydají se to zjistit….

    Tato povídka nemá přímou vazbu na hlavní děj série, ale přesto doporučujeme dohledat a přečíst povídku "VOKO BERE//BLACK JACK", některé souvislosti pak mohou nabrat jiný rozměr, nejde však o podmínku. https://archiveofourown.org/works/50850151/chapters/128460919

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    In which Garak and Julian are Christmas Carol'd by a bored and lonely Q on Christmas Eve.

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    Twenty five years after Khan and the surviving Augments from the Bontany Bay were exiled on Ceti Alpha V, La’an Nonnien Singh must, once again, confront her troubled legacy. Meanwhile in the Mirror Universe her counterpart reconnects with the same relic from her past to stage a coup against the new, peaceful Terran Republic that Spock has established. Their paths converge, and all involved must decide just how much they want to take part in the affairs of another universe.

    This is another chapter in the AU where Ceti Alpha V never endured environmental catastrophe.

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    Admiral Kathryn Janeway rozespale mžourá do tmy svého pokoje, zatímco jí plačící důstojnice popisuje nevydařený experiment, každou minutou hrozí, že všechno, co zná bude vymazáno z lidských dějin i možná ona samotná, možná celé lidstvo. Lidé jsou v maléru a pro získání ideální pomoci Katie nesmí jednat skrze oficiální cestu a vlastně si nemyslí, že by bez této posily uspěli. Když se jí podaří vědkyni aspoň trochu uklidnit, Janeway vstane a nedbaje neupraveného vzhledu kontaktuje jediného kolegu, který připadá v úvahu. Chce se poradit před tím než zariskuje zlobu nejmocnějších bytostí ve vesmíru. Sice jí chrání jisté privilegium, ale to jí neopravňuje porušit slib. Tik tak! Tik tak! Čas běží a žena ztracená někde na časovém horizontu možná právě nyní připravuje konec existence lidstva.

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    The crew of the Enterprise are invited to a holodeck murder mystery birthday party in honour of Data.

    Everyone is thrilled about the prospect of spending shore leave engaged in a thrilling murder mystery set at a fictional estate in the Scottish highlands.

    It soon becomes apparent things are not quite what they seem.

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    "Your name is Q?"

    "The one and only, my dear Ensign"

    "Like that guy from James Bond?"

    "I beg your pardon?"

    In which an unsuspecting Ensign gets wrapped up with the likes of Q.
    Shenanigans ensue, Q is annoyed.
    He really should dispose of her, what, with all the irritation she causes him.
    But he can't bring himself to do that, not when she's so entertaining.

    "I think I'll call you Quinceton."

    "No, don't do that."

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