19 Works in Pre-Hermitcraft

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    The fluorescent lighting in the restroom still hurt his head, but it was slightly dimmer. He closed his eyes and leaned over a sink.

    Music and voices still filtered through the door, but it was quiet enough that he could actually hear himself think.

    And all he could think of was red.

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    AKA: World’s second most possessable man gets possessed and has a no good very bad few months.

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    Tango would like to stay, but alas, he cannot.

    Prompt: “Space”

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    What are these weird symbols? They look like letters from an ancient alphabet. What’s written on the carved texts behind the copper discs? Not one Hermit knows.

    Except for Pearl.

    Tango and the rest of ZITS have been friends for who knows how long. Because of this unbreakable bond, they will take any chance they get to destroy each other—whether it be through a drinking contest that leaves Tango with a few broken bones and Zed food poisoning from dog food, and a short prank war that ended up with Tango and Zed becoming trees and Skizz making euphemistic hand gestures.

    There is no record about the two-thousand-year great war that ended up shaping the three dimensions (Overworld, Nether, and End) into what they are now. However, there is only one Hermit who remembers and can share the tale through their own eyes.

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    He’d still wear his goggles, rubber gloves, and lab coat to the grocery store if they hadn’t banned him from ever doing that again. Honestly, I didn’t know you could ban somebody’s fashion sense, so… I hope you like me in high heels and a skin-tight dress with my hair pulled back.

    Hey, if people wanna stare when he’s getting butter and limes, let them stare. But they should do it because he’s looking good- Not because they think he tortures dogs and parrots in his basement lab.

    Robots? In Grian’s house? It’s more likely than you think.

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    “C’mon! I won’t peek. Hey, I think there’s a witch down here, though. I think she might be spying. Yeah, get a good look, you hippie! It’s the only thing you’re taking home tonight. When I find you, my sword’s sending you straight back where you came from! … Geez, Etho. I mean, the nerve of some people. I don’t understand it. What’s this world coming to? Sweet goodness… and I’m late for bed. If I pass out, just leave me on the floor. Ethooo, hey! You’re cold as lakes!”

    Etho dragged his arm away like a squid, shuffling back. “I don’t really want to; I don’t really do that. It’s not that wet to me.”

    “Are we not that close? I can look away!”

    Etho doesn’t undress and Bdubs doesn’t stay up late. It’s raining. They are very cold.

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    Xequla was wondering around the Watcher’s palace, the cold castle, deep in the void, far beyond Death’s reach. Ever since he woke up, he felt a calling, some kind of pull, bringing him to this area of the castle. He turned the corner, and was pulled behind a door. he opened his mouth to scream, but the other Watcher shushed him.

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    Grian’s eyebrow twitches in annoyance, “How in Void’s name did I let you talk your way into making me buy anything from you, dude. It’s so obvious you’re a scam.”

    “Has anyone ever told you that you’re so blunt it hurts?” the scarred man quips, the smile never leaving his face. “Does that scare off the ladies?”

    Grian snorts, “It’s sent plenty of men running.”

    He pretends not to notice how the man’s eyes light up. “You sure have a sharp wit about you. I like that.”

    or, a collection of drabbles following scar and grian goodtimes as they go from strangers to husbands, to server-mates on hermitcraft. where none of their friends know they're married, and are all trying to play matchmaker for them. shenanigans ensue.

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    Wels had always believed he was destined for greatness. There was a path that he was meant to follow, carved out intricately for him to walk upon, one which would lead him to glory. Nevermind if he ever truly knew what greatness and glory entailed.

    It surely had something to do with the white castle looming over him.

    Or, Wels follows his destiny as a kid and suffers the consequences, even if they are a direct path to the loving family he’ll know as Hermitcraft

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    A young man dies of a wasting illness. A pillager-to-be is killed in his first raid. Then a miracle happens: They come back to life! One of them an outcast and the other burdened by his perpetually failing body, they make a long journey to the mysterious Mansion to bargain for the favor of the vex. The gruesome ritual where they sign away their lives binds Scar and Cub together against their will. Any developing feelings between them can surely be dismissed only as the vex’s influence, but when they are tasked to infiltrate and destroy a group of people who turn out to be immortals just like them, they need to decide which bonds to hold and which to betray.

    Or: A Convex backstory set in the time of them joining the short-lived Kingdomcraft server before Hermitcraft s4.

    Written for the Hermitshipping Big Bang 2023 event! Updates on Sundays. Art pieces will be included in the chapter they go with, more detailed information in the notes!

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    Xisuma hasn’t told anyone about his previous server. The abuse he’d endured, the bloody end it all had come to Doc is the only one who knows, and by the Watchers he wasn’t mean to be there.

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    Etho didn't always have his scar.

    Febuwhump Day 13: "You weren't supposed to get hurt."

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    Grian has many children. Many children, mean many family reunions.

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    He laughed at the thought, taking a sip from his empty beer bottle as if there was still more to have. He was a fucking mess. That was another thing he knew.

    He was too broken for anyone to fix.

    Or,

    Grian's a traumatized alcoholic and Mumbo is... well, Mumbo.

    Or, or,

    the story of how Mumbo and Grian met

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    VintageBeef isn’t a hunter. He can hunt but it isn’t what he’s good at. He’s a lover, not a fighter!

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    Sit down young sailor, I'll tell ye the tale
    Of how xB the Crafted acquired his scales...

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    The Watchers making a mistake was practically unheard of, you could even dare to say that it had never happened before in the history of ever. But that brings up the question; what happens when they do?

    Aka mistakes have been made.

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    this is the character backstory for another fic I might write.

    Xelqua is pretty bad at most things a young watcher should be, and it seems to reach a boiling point and they are thrown into the void and left for dead. this leads to a character backstory-esque story of self exploration, trying to find a place to belong, and trauma. so, so much trauma.

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    For day one of Febuwhump, prompt is head wound. I decided to do a little mindcrack era etho fic

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    "A bond between a Void and Nether being is sacred because they will always find their other half, stopping at nothing until finding the other. Nothing can stop them and one should be sorry for those who tried.”

    After all this years, Grian finally finds his home.

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