7 Works in Porrim Maryam/Dave Strider

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    Porrim: I spo ke with Ro se. She to ld me what MILF means.
    Dave: oh
    Dave: shit
    Dave: I mean what no don't let her fool you it has multiple meanings
    Porrim: It do es no t stand fo r ‘man I lo ve fruit' and yo u kno w it.

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    TFW Earth gets conquered by aliens and you try to get out of slave labor in the mines and accidentally end up doing porn for your new Overlord with the hottest guy you’ve ever seen.

    Better hope you aren’t roommates, too.

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    11/11
    Comments:
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    5,495
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    Porrim takes care of Dave, not because he asks, but because she wants to.

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    1/1
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    A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure-styled fanfic made as a Birthday Present for my boyfriend, the Monster Girl Examiner!

    Started 08/24/16 and finished on 12/24/16.

    26 Bad Endings.
    5 Secret Bad Endings.
    2 Normal Endings.
    1 True Ending.

    Can you find them all? 8^y


    The Session is at its end, John's about to let everyone through the Door to the New Universe, when something horrible happens. Rose, Karkat, Roxy, Dave and him are cast to a strange, perverse Land, and now they have to find a way to get to the new Universe, if it even exists anymore.

    Dozens of alternate paths that may lead to a Bad End, a story full of all sorts of depravity and Monster Girls plowing a group of five silly through various scenarios! Each chapter with a sex scene has the Kinks tagged on the notes at the beginning, so if you don't enjoy a particular kink, you can go ahead and skip that chapter. There's something for everyone here!

    **UPDATE**

    Added a link to an HTML, CYOA-version of this fic a friend of mine did on the first chapter's summary, feel free to check it out and thank them for their work!

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    Chapters:
    100/100
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    871
    Bookmarks:
    153
    Hits:
    155,660
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    GC: DAVES STUCK 1N SOM3 C1TY 4ND COMPL3T3LY LOST BUT OTH3RW1S3 DO3SNT APP34R TO B3 1N 4NY 1MM3D14T3 D4NG3R
    TA: well actually
    TG: that might not be completely accurate to say
    GC: >:?
    TA: i just checked the date
    TA: the imperial fleets start drafting all eligible adult trolls tomorrow

    In which sburb is erased from existence, the humans are trolls, and it's time for everyone to ascend to adulthood.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    107
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    10
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    Dave isn't the only reluctant hero around.

    Or: Bubbles burst. Villains fall. Porrim Maryam meets a boy.

    Series
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    1,142
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    421
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    Dave Strider sleeps around. He's a grown man, its his choice and his life. But his mother doesn't seem to understand that, and neither does his sister. They give him shit for his lifestyle choice any time it crosses their mind, it seems like.

    This is the story about how he meets Eridan Ampora. It turns out you can be a relatively amoral, genocidal, pretentious asshole and still practice monogamy and celibacy before commitment.

    Dave tries to break Eridan, to wear him down, and doesn't ever expect that he's the one that will crumble under pressure. Perhaps it is because in the end, Eridan is more stubborn than he is. Perhaps it is simply because Dave lacks the same conviction.

    In the end, there must be sacrifices made and balance must be achieved- if they are ever to commit to each other.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    192
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
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