12 Works in Pizzahead Being an Asshole (Pizza Tower)

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    It's Pizza Time everyone! Welcome to a random with lyrics project where I take almost all the soundtrack of Pizza Tower and slap words on it. The major difference between me and those random other people writing lyrics is that I know how to rhyme and that believe it or not is an important skill to have. Anyway enjoy

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    2/?
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    When Italian pizza restaurant owner Peppiono Spaghetti's life's work is threatened by a deliciously devious demon from hell, Peppino is left with only one way to get his restaurant back...

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    Join Peppino as he goes on mundane adventures such as being in cahoots with the mob, anxiety, deliveries, Rats? anywhom these adventures are just an average slice of life for Peppino.

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    Aubrey was pretty pissed off. She had just gotten in a fight with her mom, and she was hungry. Hangry ? Who knows. As she took a step through Gino’s door, she was a bit thrown off by a new face.. She didn’t recognize him… must be from out of town. Just another day, right ?

    Little did she know, this strangely nervous man would change her life.. make it more.. tolerable.

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    Peppino was a bit of a sod, but… he had an interesting face… stoic, strong features framed by thin eyebrows and stubble on his chin. His frame was… well, overweight, yes, but muscular. He could probably be a damn good football player. He probably was one in high school. He easily had the strength to physically overpower Pizzahead and then some. That's why Pizzahead trained his wits so intensely. He was built like a twig, as they say, it'd be for his own benefit to be smarter than most.

    Then again, physical strength could always find a way to win over mental strength.

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    Insert a joke about how Pizzahead's compensating for something

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    "Up-bup-bup. Hold your horses, dear friend. I got a lot in it for you. Besides, it's probably in your interest t' at least hear me out." He said, holding his wallet back up. Peppino eyed the thing like a toddler watching someone jingle their car keys, earning an amused smirk from the TV star.

    Noise took the wallet back, "Now that I've got your attention, listen to me, Italian man." He said firmly, before leaning back, "One week, this next week, I'll pay you t' cook all that my babydoll wants." He said, gesturing widely.

    Peppino hummed, "Just one week of work-? I mean, I doubt-a it'll pay that well-"

    "100 dollars an hour."

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    AKA Peppino really just wants cash and Noise is such a generous guy /s

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    9/?
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    After the story ends, the party starts.

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    Three months before the events of Pizza Tower, Pizzahead finds himself too busy to make some robots for one of the levels.
    So he hires a certain orange-clad inventor/buisnessman/scammer to do it for him. He's given five nights to build them with the promise of a big payday.

    Things start to go wrong when the paranormal gets involved.

    (AKA I bully Scott Stick for an entire story. Can you blame me he's a loser)

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    Everyone gets curious at some point, and sometimes acting on it impulsively could lead to a not so pretty conclusion, and Peppino’s curiosity had led him to accidentally falling down a deep, dark hole, taking him to a mysterious place far away from his pizzeria, far away from home.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    36
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    2
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    1,118
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    Pizzahead lets Noise know he might have a problem with the full moon after losing his fight with Peppino. 🐺🐀🌕

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    She looks outright disgusted, which is strange to see from her, with her pink dress and bunny-eared hood. “Love. What I feel is love,” she corrects him, “Whatever you just described isn’t love.”
    Pizzahead gives her a hard look, scans her up and down. She looks so funny right now, with her scrunched up face and the conviction in her voice. “This is why people call you stupid, you know,” he jabs.

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    2
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    1,069
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    You are suddenly abducted and try to fight your way free from your captor. But you bit off more than you can chew and get battered by Pizzahead.

    Pizzahead finds putting you in a cage simply too boring and decides to up the stakes against his business rival in a rather horrifying way.

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    6
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    37
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    806

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