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    The legends of grand tales do not fail to skip small port villages. Tales of grandeur and bravery, plunder and victory. Ruthless pirate captains and their love of the sea, rum, and their loyal crews. Stories of mer and sirens, one helping and one drawing some to their deaths. Magic only the mind of a sea hardened man can imagine.

    There’s Captain Technoblade, one of the most ruthless pirates to sail the high seas. He plunders any ship he comes across and leaves no survivors.

    There’s also Wilbur Soot, thought to be the son of a siren because his singing can make you forget your worries and bring you aboard his ship. His crews are always joyful and songs are never silent. But remember that he and his crew are dangerous and just as ruthless.

    Mer and sirens, although they may be just tales and stories of waterlogged minds, are said to influence the waves and tides, bending earth’s patterns to their wills. Sirens like to lure ships to sharp rocks, where mer like to smooth the rocks for a safe passage.

    And when these tales reach those small seaside towns, small children gather ‘round the pirates, all distrust lost for the stories, and they listen.

    Or))DSMP Pirate AU!

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    It's been a year and a half since Philza lost everything. His sight, his shore, his wife, his crew, his life, his hope, and most notably, his patience for this annoying, monotone ghost that calls himself Technoblade.

    Phil wants to find his crew, but he knows they're long gone. The Shadow never is kind to those who try to tame her.

    The fact that Techno has stayed tethered, and The Shadow simply cursed Phil, is a miracle.

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    Techno looked at Tommy, hesitating slightly. “How’d you know my name?”

     

    A splash, Tommy looked up at Techno with a little glimmer in his eyes.

     

    “I know a lot about you, Techno.” He smiled, sharp and dangerous. “People talk. No one expects anything to be listening when all they can see is endless blue and a rocky death.”

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    or, Techno is a pirate and Tommy is a siren he's been looking for the last two weeks.

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    But when Techno stabbed down after an effective combination, enough to slice through Phil’s clothes and pin him to the deck, he saw it.
    Someone out who’s lived longer than the world has wanted. A… killer, perhaps.
    He couldn’t.
    He couldn’t.
    The thought rang in his head all day. He laid down to rest in the mid afternoon because he couldn’t focus, and the waves took him out of his mind.
    “You found someone.”
    The siren song accompanied every word, but rather than comfort, it made him nauseous.
    “No,” Phil told her, “I haven’t yet.”
    Kristin wasn’t able to be lied to.

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    The Blood God is back for a sequel! This time Phil is trying to find his place on the ship, Kristin is looking for her next sacrifice, Techno has just begun to define the word "family," Wilbur is struggling to reconnect with his father, and Tommy gets a knife!

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    William was only ever supposed to take his mandatory self defense lessons and continue on his routine as normal despite them.

    William was not meant to be abducted by pirates, and subsequently dragged on a multitude of adventures with said pirates over an ever lengthening period of time.

    Or, worst of all, be "gifted" a new name.

    What kind of name was Wilbur, anyways?

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    this story follows Prince turned pirate, sissy to bitchy, boring to whoreing, stick in the mud to BAMF thats chugging rum, William genericroyallastname the third to Wilbur soot! And his journey from enemies to friends to family with a rag tag group of people that kinda sorta hate him (pirates and royalty dont mix, who wouldve guessed! But trust me the family will be found . . . At some point)
    (yes this synopsis is copy and pasted from my tumblr chaosismynamemf, what of it?)
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    This fic has been discontinued

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    Piratessssssss

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    Getting kidnapped was not on Dream’s expectations in his life, considering that his father hated him and wouldn’t give a shit about him. But for some reason the pirates of the flying ship The Syndicate still saw it as a good idea. With a captain who was ready to sell Dream away, the young prince has to find a way to escape or get Captain Technoblade to set him free. Either way Dream would have to stay on the ship with the weirdly nice crew.

    Day 3 of Citrus Dreamnoblade Week: Enemies to Lovers!

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    “I’m literally the most uninteresting person you’ll ever meet, I’m a thief, and I’ve never met you in my life.“ the boy explained, expecting Philza’s relief to fall off his face; but instead, a smile rose, one dripping of fondness.

    It did not make the warmth grow.

    Absolutely not.

    “That’s the entire reason why I’ve got the right person, Tommy,” Philza told him, motioning to Techno to let him out of his grip.

    His mind told him to run.

    His legs ached and his chest felt tight, but he should run because he was with two of the most dangerous people of the seas.

    And yet, that soft smile Philza was giving him pinned him in place. Tommy could’ve sworn he saw a few of his grey hairs turn blonde again.

    Or; Tommy’s the child of the prophecy, and SBI dedicated their life to finding him

    Or or; tommy’s got cool water powers and gains a family because of it

    ABANDONED

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    When your husband is killed by sirens, you kind of start to hate them

    Alexis was supposed to get the title if captain after his husband passed, but someone else stole his thunder. Now, at night, he dreams horrible things about this man.

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    “Oh, Toms…” Technoblade barely manages to utter his name before a broken expression appears to consume his face. “You know as well as I do that we will try everything. We will explore every avenue. We will exhaust every possibility. We will not give up until we find Dad.”

    “What if that’s not good enough?” Tommy asks. “What if…,” he pauses briefly, “what if he’s already gone?”

    He feels Technoblade take his cold hand in his warm one, his brother giving him the only answer he can genuinely seem to find. “Then, at least, we still have our memories.”

     


    Or, that fic where Tommy is a Pirate, and the sea his enemy.

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    This will be fanart but just less time consuming :P

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    This will be un-rendered, small sketches or background/character designs to tide you over while I'm busy! I hope to be able to do more fully rendered pieces soon.

    if you want to recommend Fics I should draw fanart of that would be more than welcome!

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    The pirates,The Blood God, had spared his life and his son’s, but he knew better than to think it was an act of mercy.
    The captain of The Blood God was a legend of a man. Technoblade’s tales had barely escaped across the waves, as no one usually survived encounters with him. Technoblade took lives, spared no one, and everyone had been taught to fear the sight of a red Jolly Roger.
    “Why would you spare me?” Phil asked, toeing the line between pushing for answers and staying compliant enough to live. “It would be more fitting for someone like you to kill me in front of my son.”
    Phil didn’t like the look he received in return, a cold smile with unknown intentions. “It would, wouldn’t it?” Technoblade considered, eyes glancing between Phil and Tommy. “My plans for you aren’t set in stone, Philza, but if your son proves to be a useful hand, perhaps I’d let you live.”
    Phil didn’t believe that. “Instead of having him kill me to prove his loyalty?”
    The pirate dared him to say more. “Don’t give me ideas you don’t want implemented.”

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    Pirate Captain Technoblade has taken two new prisoners. No one is particularly happy about it.

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    It is only at dawn of a cold, autumn day that the elements awaken.

    It is not an apocalypse.

    It is not an apocalypse, but where four men wake—surrounded by a town of decay, at the base of a sacred cliff, washed up on a shore, and buried six feet under—there is only a promise of revenge.

    The Horsemen have arrived.

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    OR: SBI all gain the favor of an element with their revival after untimely deaths. What better way to use these than to overthrow the government?

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    HIATUS--MAYBE ABANDONED - support victims <33

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    Ever wonder where the legends and tales of Siren’s come from?
    Ever think of why they are never really seen or heard of?
    Well Captain Philza Craft and his crew of Pirates who sail the seas on their ship, the Black Raven. Are about to find out what a siren looks like because they have been living with one since Tommy brought him onboard.

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    “I’d like to give my utmost gratitude and honor to the Angel of Death, for he has blessed this kingdom with prosperity and safety for as long as I’ve been king.”

    The citizens stand in rows, uniformed. Before entering the palace the guards stripped them of any personal belongings besides clothing. In the presence of such powerful figures, there can be no imperfections or threats.

    “Any words you would like to share, Prince Wilbur?” his father asks.

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    Wilbur is a Prince who's an avian in a society where that's not accept. Then a pirate and a regent come in and ruin his life even more.

    Read Tags!!

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    [Tommy had an exceptionally odd gift.
    No matter what object you put in front of him he could determine it’s value down to the cent.
    With rocks he had pocketed them idly and sold them to docks. To impress Tubbo he had flourished dull stones and cracked them open on the side of tables to reveal blood red rubies and gems.
    His friend had gotten quite used to his antics over the years. The party trick getting old long before they arrived on the ship called the ‘Sleepy Bois’]

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    Tommy had always joked about getting rich but what his crew don't know is he could achieve that anytime quite easily. After joining their ship he discovered family, friends and a good night singing his heart out was all he needed to be happy.
    It was the SBI's turn to learn the value Tommy brought to the table though. Sometimes even when all your belongings were stripped away you had to turn to your family, forgive your losses and trust you could make it out together.

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    Being the most unsiren like siren in the sea, Tommy gets himself caught by pirates.

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    Tommy stows away on the Syndicate, a pirate ship captained by Philza.
    Who has a bit of a habit of taking in strays.
    Tommy's banking on it, actually.
    He just has to avoid the crew until he can find the captain.
    Especially the man's sons, Technoblade and Wilbur.
    Tommy does not want to get thrown overboard.

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    He's fucked up and he didn't even get time to think of anything.

    Before he can let his panic rise, he sees movement at the corner of his eye. Hands getting too close to his neck.

    Instinctively, Tommy smacks the hand away and clutches at his chest where the emerald necklace still sits, hidden under his shirt but it's likely the pirate saw the golden chain around his neck.

    Tommy doesn't care if the pirate is, well, a pirate. Who killed an entire group of men. There is no way he's touching Tommy's necklace. The boy would rather die. Or bite. Either way is fine by him.

    Tommy turns away, snarling at the man like an animal. It usually wards people off and most back away or run. But this man only looks surprised for a second before he huffs and his expression drops into a much softer look.

    Tommy didn't expect that either.

    But instead of doing anything Tommy expected, such as get angry at Tommy, ask where the gold was or try and steal Tommy's necklace again. The man reaches for his own neck where he pulls out a golden chain.

    With an emerald at the end.

    Or

    Tommy is on a merchant ship that's gets attacked by pirates.

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    The portside city slowly grew smaller as the ship sailed forward. They were massive, sprawling metropolis, so different from the small landlocked village that Techno had been so desperate to escape. The first time he’d seen one, it had looked like salvation, and filled him with dizzying relief.
    Relief that quickly dissolved back into panic. As it turned out, pirates did nothing for free, and being ‘rescued’ came with a cost.
    Measured in years.

    Whumptober day 21: Drowning / “Please tell me you can swim”

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