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Roy has a portfolio of houses and buys a new one near Richmond Green that is going to take a whole renovation to be ready for him to rent it out. Jamie accidentally becomes his interior designer and when they start using the house for sex...it's just sex...just fucking sex...it also becomes their sex house. Unfortunately for both of these idiots soon this house becomes the centre of their life and love and maybe it being the sex house just isn't enough anymore?
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Jamie hurts himself at the playground with Roy and Phoebe. Thankfully he's got Roy to fix him up.
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Whumptober2024
Day 16: NECROSIS / swamp / wound cleaning / "no, I can't feel anything."
Day 22: BLEEDING THROUGH BANDAGES / tourniquet / reopening wounds / "oh that's not good."Series
- Part 8 of Whumptober 2024
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Keeley gets a bad feeling when Jamie doesn't answer her calls or texts one night. She and Roy go check on him but find that someone (three guesses who...) broke in and attacked Jamie. Roy and Keeley bring Jamie home and Roy calls in his sister for help.
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Whumptober2024
Day 9: OBSESSION / broken window / bruises
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- Part 7 of Whumptober 2024
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“Jamie went up to Manchester.”
“You miss him.”
“No.”
Yes.
“Jamie went up to Manchester to see his father.”
Ruth’s expression, which had lit up with teasing fondness at the thought of Roy missing his best friend, falls back into concern at this. She knows about Jamie’s dad, a bit anyway. She’d entertained Roy’s request, after Wembley, to be the one to take Phoebe to school in the morning, but asked that he stop by hers after and pulled an explanation from him. She’d sat with him in the kitchen and reminded him that they’d broken the cycle for Phoebe. He’d done everything he could for them. Maybe all he could do for Jamie at that time was a hug, but he’d done it. He’d done everything he could.
Roy knows Jamie better now, though. He should be able to do more for him. He should be able to fix this.
“I just wish I could make things better for him,” Roy admits.
“You always do."Or, I have a lot of feelings about the finale trying to give James Tartt Sr. a half-assed redemption arc, and I think that Roy Kent would, too.
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Post 3x12 Jamie regrets sending that text to his father
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Jamie loses track of Phoebe at an amusement park. Emotions ensue.
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Whumptober2024
Day 1: RACE AGAINST THE CLOCK / search party / panic attack
Day 2: TRUST ISSUES / amusement parkSeries
- Part 1 of Whumptober 2024
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PODFIC - at first blush (this is fate) by ABubblingCandle, bizarrebedtimestories
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
22 Sep 2024
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Podfic of bizarrebedtimestories' fic - at first blush (this is fate)
“Are you going to tell me what in god's name that was about?”
Jamie rests his cheek on his fist, staring out the carriage window.
“I suppose they let anyone be a duke these days.”
Keeley’s face is the picture of disappointment. “That is unfair.”
“Is it?” Jamie looks at her with all his unbridled fury. “He is nothing like the man you described. He is vulgar, and heartless, and an utter cad.” He turns back to the window. “And I am to be bound to him forever.”
Or basically, our favorite idiot Footballers, if Ted Lasso had been a shondaland™ period drama, and Keeley had been the only (mostly) sane one.
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“Are you going to tell me what in god's name that was about?”
Jamie rests his cheek on his fist, staring out the carriage window.
“I suppose they let anyone be a duke these days.”
Keeley’s face is the picture of disappointment. “That is unfair.”
“Is it?” Jamie looks at her with all his unbridled fury. “He is nothing like the man you described. He is vulgar, and heartless, and an utter cad.” He turns back to the window. “And I am to be bound to him forever.”
Or basically, our favorite idiot Footballers, if Ted Lasso had been a shondaland™ period drama, and Keeley had been the only (mostly) sane one.
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you'd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling by nightcabret
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
14 Jul 2024
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“Oh.” Phoebe says, and Jamie looks up from his drawing to see she’s set down a crayon, a little look of dawning realization on her face. “Are you and Uncle Roy dating, Jamie?”
The crayon in Jamie’s hand snaps in half, the broken pieces falling sadly to the table, but Jamie doesn’t notice. “What?”
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we had matching wounds (but mine’s still black & bruised) by itsfckingwalnutmist_mate
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
25 May 2024
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Keeley and Roy are out on a date, leaving Jamie at home with Phoebe. The pair have a heart to heart about her dad which ends up triggering Jamie into memories of his own past.
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In which Jamie adores his new family, Phoebe is a good arts teacher, and they both agree that Roy is the perfect subject for a portrait.
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rage, rage against the dying light by jamietarttsnorthernattitude
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
19 May 2024
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Roy Kent might die. And Jamie Tartt had no one to blame but himself.
Chapter 1: For the Day 22 prompt: vehicular accident
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- Part 19 of Whumptober 2023
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“Hi, Jamie.”
Jamie jumped so harshly at a voice that was very much not Roy’s that he nearly fell out of bed. Luckily, his clutching onto the duvet in abject terror saved him from falling into the floor. Lucky for three interconnected reasons: first, he didn’t fancy falling into Roy’s floor and no doubt bruising his elbows or hips or knees, whatever hit the floor first, secondly, he was completely naked and falling into the floor would have made that fact apparent, and thirdly, it was Phoebe standing just in the doorway of Roy’s bedroom which would have made his graceless fall and nudity even more mortifying.
“Mornin’, Phoebe,” Jamie said slowly and propped himself up on one elbow, clutching Roy’s sheets around his waist so they didn’t slide any further down than where they were already exposing his navel, to look at her properly.Series
- Part 2 of not that kind of man
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"Roy didn’t show for training this morning and he isn’t here yet.”
“Has he ever missed before?"
"The man actually lives to wake me up at 4 am to order me around,” Jamie states. “No, he never misses. Not without a text at least.”Content warning: injury, hospital, surgery, anxiety, fear, cussing (it’s Roy so duh) Crying.
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After telling Roy about what happened in Amsterdam, Jamie starts having weird nightmares. He figures Roy must have been right about what happened being 'traumatizing'. After thinking about how he's had seemingly out of proportion or totally random negative reactions to sex, Jamie realizes even though he doesn't fully remember what happened his body clearly does. He has triggers, apparently, he just has no clue what they are - and doesn't know much about what he actually does like either. He decides he should find out, with Roy and Keeley's help.
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“So what’s the favor then other than not telling Roy?” Aside from a short crackle, the line was silent for a long moment. “Phoebe?”
“Could you train with me?” Phoebe asked quietly, like she were afraid of Jamie’s response. “I want to be the best that I can be before we even start and I’ve got weeks and I-”
“Breathe, Pheebs,” Jamie said lightly and he could feel a small smile tugging at the corner of his mouth. “Yeah, we can train togethe’,” Jamie reassured her. “You can hop into my routine and we’ll see how you do, yeah? Find out where you need the extra support.”
“Thank you, Uncle Jamie!” Phoebe squealed excitedly down the phone. “You’re the best and I love you!”
Jamie laughed at that. “It’s a good thing I’m already sworn to secrecy, else I’d be tellin’ your Uncle Roy you said that.” He snorted softly to himself before shaking his head. “I’ll see you bright an’ early tomorrow, Phoe. Be ready to go at four AM and I’ll pick you up at your mum’s.”
Phoebe’s sounds of excitement dimmed. “Did you just say four AM?”Jamie trains Phoebe to get onto the Richmond Women's team
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The first time that Jamie watches Phoebe, it’s because Roy is desperate. But Jamie is infuriatingly good at it – like he is at most things – so it becomes a regular occurrence, much to the delight of both Phoebe and Jamie (and Roy, not that he’d admit it).
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“Quit fucking with me,” Jamie said. The backs of his eyes burned. “Both of you look like you’ve gone through a goddamn time machine. I don’t know where the hell I am. Just. Just. Just, c’mon, tell me what the fuck’s going on. Did he—did I get a concussion? Is that what this is? I fell into a coma and now everything’s turned on its head?”
“You didn’t get a concussion,” Not-Sam rushed to reassure him.
“And we haven’t gone through a time machine,” said Not-Roy, and then, after an electric-wire pause: “But you might have.”
[ or: in the middle of a 33-year-old jamie tartt's retirement party, a fuckery of the universe occurs and a 23-year-old jamie is suddenly standing up on that stage instead - and he's got no memory of the last ten years at all. ]
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Instead of an actual fucking confession, all his stupid mouth would say is:
“I love you.”
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Quickly, he grabs the contour stick from her bag, getting to work. He’s done Bex’s make-up before, way back before he dated Keeley and they were just blowing off some steam, and he knows she usually goes for a more feminine look. Jamie, however, is plenty familiar with more masculine contouring and begins to trace out straight lines around the edges of her face.
Or, 5 times Jamie does someone else's make-up and 1 time he does his own.